Another summer is gone, another year i've gone my entire life without even a glimmer of a relationship. never had a gf. never kissed a girl. never hugged a girl. never had a girl interested in me in the slightest. real hard not to feel worthless when so many people find literally no value in me. it's hard to stay motivated, nothing has a purpose and i don't give a shit about my life because no one else does either. i don't have the will to do anything.
basically there is no point to this thread or to my existence.
Bentley Phillips
:)
Austin Powell
You produce carbon dioxide for the plants.
Jayden Ross
yeah
Gabriel Flores
Why do you feel that is, OP?
Parker Flores
sucks to suck
Jason Parker
Trust me your far from being the only one
How old are you?
Jacob White
Female here, lose weight and stop hating yourself.
Jaxon James
...
Aiden Martinez
the existential crisis of the post-modern man
Luis Barnes
Underrated post.
But seriously OP, you will make great fertilizer one day.
Brandon Reyes
Get on tinder or something you'll find someone
Jackson Gomez
Ironically, that is what I want to say to the majority of females in the US.
Kayden Young
Yea there is, shut up. Just go get laid. Literally. Zero. Standards. Get drunk and talk to anyone and everyone. Your life doesn't matter right? So why do you care. Strike out with every literal female at the place you're at? Walk or uber to the next one. Even if your convo goes like,"hey, how're you doing? What do you do for a living? Sry I don't know how to talk to women" at least you talked to one. Next one it'll be just as bad. By the 50th one.. might still be just as bad but you're getting numbers in. Just DO IT
Angel Howard
Damn, can't even find a depressed fat chick in the same boat as you?
Kevin Jackson
isn't that climate change people are bitching about all the time? excess co2? like the reason why i'm socially isolated? poor home environment growing up that dug me into a hole socially that is practically impossible to dig out of. that's my closest guess indeed 27, nice dubs
Noah Bennett
/r9k/ is down the hall and to your left.
Austin Russell
OP here.
Fuck you asshole. You don't know how hard it is. I had powdered donuts for breakfast and do you know how many were already crushed in the back?
Half of them.
I went to the store and they told me that happens and I should have "checked the bag" before I bought it.
How do I check the fucking bag when my cock is is one hand and a back of peanut M&Ms is in the other?!
Gabriel King
>"I can't validate my life without spending it on sex and relationships"
LMAO
Charles Gutierrez
Don't blame your parents dude. You are 27, you can't blame your parents anymore after 18. The past 9 years were all your fault.
Christian Thomas
kek
Matthew Hill
goddamn this gif is great when ur high
t. samefag
Carson Thomas
Wow OP, are you a weak troll or just really unstable?
Nolan Evans
Never hugged a girl lol. Were you homeschooled or something? Do you have a job? When's the last time you have talked to a girl because you were interested in her?
Benjamin Walker
>Why girls aren't interested in me : a manifesto
confidence is king. find a hobby you really truly enjoy for yourself and complete things with-in that hobby. Don't oversell you new interest to others. Just keep doing it until you're comfortable in your hobby and eventually you'll meet someone inside or outside that hobby and you'll have plenty to show your worth with. People don't like to admit it, but innate worth is intangible and you need something that can plausibly be attributed to other qualities (ie. making a shelf from scratch shows dedication, handiness, and problem-solving) Most importantly make this hobby a fun thing for you, do not enter it for someone else, or in the intention of meeting people. that will happen naturally.
now go forth, and make something you love.
David Ross
k, kill yourself because you will never touch a girl without going to prison due to the fact that you are an undesirable mate
Henry Hill
K fine. Be a faggoty 27 year old loser nobody virgin the rest of your life
Henry Watson
not me. it's a weak troll, not me. chamber of despair, look it up. not homeschooled, yes i have a job, never talked to a girl because there was mutual interest.
Thomas Price
What do you look like, post a pic
Anthony Bailey
God, you're such a faggot. I can't believe I actually typed out the paragraph before. You aren't gonna do shit, you're just gonna sit there and complain the rest of your adult life. There are obese whales getting women. Those women are 0.1/10 but they're still getting laid. You? You're stuck behind a computer screen whining. Gl w life loser
Xavier Harris
The Supreme Gentleman 2 - Electric Boogaloo
OP please don't murder people just because you don't feel like changing yourself
Aaron Ramirez
>getting this upset at the weakest troll ever
you're getting at someone who isn't me man.
Jaxson Cox
inb4 fat fuck
Sebastian Smith
OP here.
Don't you think I have tried to kill myself already!?
Stupid faggot.
i would like to see you try and be me for a day.
I ate powdered donut for breakfast yesterday and like half the bag was all smashed up. What kind of douche goes in the store and smashes donut bags?
I tried to return it and they said out were already here tomorrow, no more returns. I was like fuck that so I started sniffing his anus and then I found the powder so much powder an no smashed nuts.
Jace King
If you need a woman to be happy then you have some issues. Work on yourself. Better your life. I used to be like you user. Today's batch of women kinda suck. Especially since you have no connection to any you know, randomly finding a good one in your position isn't advised. But being fit and confident helps. Literally give no fucks.
Andrew Roberts
i would never hurt anyone. yeah i know. not a question if i will, the question is when. fine i'm okay if the thread dies.
Brayden Robinson
Same OP. T ONE POINT in my life I said ENOUFFFF. I took the bull by the horns and I turns it around and I fucked it. That's what you need to do. Is fuck life really hard. And take that principle and fuck a fat ugly slut
Jacob Butler
Then disregard it and fucking go out and get fucking laid. Get off Sup Forums, get your hair cut and beard cut or w/e you're rocking. And just. Fucking. Do. It. Like come on, just do it.
Joshua Gray
OP if you BELIEVE, you can ACHIEVE, and you will SUCCEED
William Morris
Goddamn it!
Not you again...
Ayden Harris
K op. You aren't a bridge troll. You can get laid. You just haven't tried, get off this site right now. Learn to code
Asher Evans
Hit the gym It will change your face and your body
Oliver Sanchez
OP here
Fuck all three of you.
I'm done with this shit advice here. You all are more beta than me anyways.
Limp Dick losers.
Liam Myers
who this
Cameron Parker
Have you tried not being a faggot?
Joshua Nelson
Never occurred to me
Liam Bailey
Who is that guy or who is OP?
Why does OP love powdered donuts so much? Who keeps smashing them?
Find out next time on "He should have killed himself 5 years ago"
Danananan na na na na nanana
Adam Thomas
I had a girl interested in me once and she started losing interest and I noticed and kept lying to my self and kept doing whatever to impress her to fail,could be worse.
Asher Thompson
Hang on, y'all... Fuck OP. Can we talk about the clam on that skinny bitch?
Charles Murphy
Yeah OP you might be fat, ugly, short, boring, dumb, bland, unfunny, retarded, smelly, poor, maybe have a small dick, suffer from diabetes, family has a history of cancer, your parents suffer from drug addiction, you havr socially awkward skills, walk like an idiot, watch jay Leno on the weekends, have a foot fetish for coyotes, listen to hall and oates. But you know what. It's what's on the inside that counts. Be yourself and girls will love you for that
Jeremiah Torres
It's because you were fat or liked things that don't deserve love, like ponies or anime.
Lose weight and change your interests to stop being beta.
Robert Sanchez
Just kidnap a girl you like that's it
Nathan Ortiz
OP here.
Yea, I had a similar experience.
I once bought three bags of powdered donuts from Walmart and I accidentally dropped one. So I was expecting on to be kind of smashed.
Then I got home and all three were smashed up.
Isaiah Watson
girl here, post cock
I'm actually serious, I wanna know what you'd be working with
Gabriel Davis
OH Lordy
I KEKed way too hard.
Kevin Ross
Togtfo
Jaxon Sullivan
nigger
Joshua Garcia
Jesus OP, maybe you should stop eating so many powdered donuts.
John Ramirez
Well you're on Sup Forums which is pretty much a death sentence for virgins.
Cooper White
This
Xavier Nguyen
u niece , sho vagene, i like sex u
Julian Jenkins
Winner winner chicken dinner
Carter King
Here, this is what I am working with.
Imagine that sliding into your cooter.
Cooper Thompson
Mini doughnuts kek
Christian Powell
...
Aaron Rivera
i think you are having an existential crisis, thinking there is no point of trying anymore. If you want to try to change your out look on life I would recommend trying reading some philosophy or at least trying to learn about how these other looked at life. Look up what Albert Camus and Friedrich Nietzsche said, both of their philosophies try to defeat nihilism in different ways. Doing nothing to change will result in more suffering, you have nothing to lose so give it a shot
Bentley Russell
Sauce?!
I need the sauce!!!!
John Rivera
How old are you?
I can relate in a way. I'm 19, and was kisslessuntil virgin until about 3 days ago (still a virgin, but made out with girl on holiday)
I was sick of looking at girls on holiday around the pool, so I decided to go to the beach at night with a drink and some music. Got lucky and met some people etc etc
Honestly I thought even a kiss would change my whole life view, but tbh nothing feels any different. It's not a big deal.
If anything I've been more stressed out because she's being weird about meeting again, so it's kinda ruined holiday relaxation.
But yeah if you want it to, you gotta get out there. I could have easily stayed home that night and be in the same position as before
Jacob Wright
It's just a gif you fag. Except it and move on
Carson Adams
im like you too man but i got a gf for a little while but shes gone now and feels bad man
Owen Rivera
...
Leo Hughes
Not any of those I'm fairly athletic,just didn't do drugs
Alexander Jones
My god
One is like a mirror image of the other.
Lucas Diaz
same girl here, hi
below average, I'm sorry. Don't be yourself if it means this.
Austin Hughes
*accept
Samuel King
yeah I figured.
Cameron Jenkins
You'd feel the same way about sex, trust me.
Easton Davis
Best Post, Unironically.
Parker Harris
What is wrong with it?
Did you stick the top of your dick in boiling water?
Xavier Morales
OP here.
Yea, I tried to eat those chocolate covered donuts once but then I went back to powdered. I feel ya.
Benjamin Mitchell
Accept what?
Thomas Lee
May as well have
Adam Ross
That you can't spell you silly nig nog
Mason Baker
I got aids
Austin Rogers
I'm sure I would yeah. It was great don't get me wrong, but it hasn't changed anything.
I'm not in any hurry either, never felt Kms levels like OP, even before this.
Landon Turner
make a tinder account and let me use it and ill get you some form of pussy in a hour.
Justin Ramirez
OP won't do shit.
He has been talking about killing himself on Sup Forums for at least 8 months now.
He wants sympathy and to wallow in his sadness.
Go eat more powdered donuts OP. Fucking faggot.
Dylan Evans
I have used Tinder off and on for a year now.
Gotten laid twice and a boob grabbing make out session another time.
Tinder is barely a hook up app anymore.
It is passed off as a dating app now, but it is really just a place for women to get an ego boost.
Aaron Martin
Trips of truth.
Ethan Rodriguez
What does that have to do with excepting stuff?
Connor Thomas
Dead thread is dead
Austin Campbell
I ate all the powdered
Gavin Jones
Maybe everybody's on a lunch break.
Samuel Campbell
OP here
Those are even powdered donut.
You are really a fucking scum bag I tired to be helpful to you but you just want to sit there and cry about how your mother died of cancer well guess why I hope you get cancer you fucking cunt yea that's right u said cunt you nigger and I loved it every time I sweated marble rye bread time to say goodbye good bye goodbye
Xavier Bell
/thread
Brayden Allen
You're cute tho Wya?
Jackson Jenkins
OP died
He said something about too many smashed powdered donut.
Nathaniel James
The problem with your life is that you think life is all about getting a gf. You fixate on it. Grow up, life isn't all about getting laid you fucking Virgin
Zachary Nguyen
Well, figure out what is wrong and fix it quick.
It gets harder as you get older, before you know it put off a relationship for your career so long you end up going bald at 27