Hello, my name is Cockman.
Hello, my name is Cockman
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We meet again cockman
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>I'm sorry but now I'm on my old shit
Hey Dickman! Nice to see you here.
Cockman it's been a long time
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Yep
BOO
Cockman memes are incredible!
Sage
Freeze cockman end of the line for you
FUCK
Oh shit
You shouldn't shoot me I'm a famous rock-star Cocker Suckengton.
you boys thought you could have a get together and not invite me?
Kek
Nice try cockman you cant fool me
u can't sage me u lil cunt ass nigger bitch
Oh shit nigga who the fuck is this guy?
Orly?
Oh my fcukin arse this niggas back
hey hey it's ya boi Schlongman
let's put the past in the past nigga and just be phallic bros again yeah?
IT'S MORPHIN TIME.
Rate my gf
Its me peckerwood man and you fags again. I have returned to claim my throne
yay dude you're right
>Egyptian
>bald british guy
why do whites keep stealing other people's culture
>I have returned to claim my throne
I don't get it. Why is Imhotep a meme now?
you can certainly try
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>we
GET OUT
No u
I will kill you
taste my schlong launcher lil bitch ass
What's wrong? Or u r nigger?
You can't even touch me Isisman!
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Help meeeeee
Cmon bro
quick! grab the rod in my chest!
help me damn it!
I need your help too
>thinking of re watching the mummy series
>stumble upon cockman thread
>watch the whole movie in picture form
>decide i dont need to watch the mummy anymore
>thanks cockman
There, you are safe now. We are all safe now. Let's go crack open some cold ones eh boys?
Ayyy yeah!
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Alright boys, I've had my fun for the night and I have to turn in for bed at some point, it's been an honor and a privilege. Maybe we'll meet again someday Cockman and Dickman, but for now Schlongman, out.
what an outstanding thread
10/10 would cock my man again
Fuckin lost on the catalog page, ya goddamn cock-wielding weirdo.
C u next time Schlongman
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ALL HAIL GOD-EMPEROR THULESEN DAHL!
THE TRUE HIGH KING!
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kek
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Mexicanoman?
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/it;s all in fun. Chill.
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OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS EYES I'M FUCKING SHUTOUT SCARED
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that's fake
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nice try, jamal
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Kneel before Sexrex.
kys
he is make peepee big?
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ALL HAIL COCKMAN
JUST CALL ME BIG DICK
GREETINGS
OK OK YOURE DICK BIGGAR PLZ GIB MEH DICC FOR SUCC
SOUNDS BETTER
bump
Cockman mancock
MAGIC BUTTHOLES
Captain cockman
RIGGITY-DIGGITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What can I say? Except your welcome.
Is this a Schlongman?