One shot at life

>one shot at life
>21 years old
>YOU MISSED OUT ON TEENAGE LOVE

That's good. Teenage love is the worst kind

>TFW you shipped off to Bootcamp at 18 and missed all the young party sluts and come back with mental issues and single mothers are the only ones available

>18 and missed all the young party sluts and come back with mental issues and single mothers are the only ones available
OH MY GOD THAT IS SPOT ON

>teenage love
There's no such thing. Teenagers only think they have the capacity to love. It usually fades quickly. My sex life involved nothing more than drawing porn and because of it, and the fact that I didn't let some stupid high school bimbo get I'm my way, I have a profitable talent. Lesson learned. Focus on your financial future. Pussy comes later.

but but i just want some qt innocent girl and they don't exist after 20

>TFW 25 good job, car, and my own place
>TFW single mothers are the only ones interested in me
>TFW the hot ones still don't want to settle down and will eventually become old cougars patrolling the bars for young studs
>TFW might as well have died on deployment

I bet your fedoras and cartoons were way better than discovering sex together at ripe age of 14.

I can relate user . Luckily boot camp was short for me but still weeks of endlessly thinking about what could have been but instead is some shitty camo get up and a dude ONLY referred to as "DI , user " ( drill instructor ) yelling and the only girl present is a suicidal landwhale . No joke it was pretty fucked to see her get bullied day after day

after boot camp, I was shipped off to my duty station and I didn't come home for 6 years. Now I'm just alone because i can't relate to anyone.

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo.

Shit happens. I missed out on it too. Love is actually blind though. I found out for myself recently after meeting a prostitute that i can only describe as the female version of me. I always thought that was so lame when I heard about people falling in love with prostitutes but at the end of the day all pretty girls are whores and all ugly girls want to be pretty whores. All we really want after we no longer have the stamina to fuck 24/7 is just to have someone to cuddle and watch tv with.

not really I'll just go to mexico

>the hot ones still don't want to settle down
not the worst problem

By settling down I mean date exclusively not talking about all that marriage and kids shit

Fuck my life

Settling down means marriage and kids. Wtf r u on. Date exclusively? stop trying to hide how retarded you are

Are you stupid user? You know what i meant.

you can always make it up in your 20s and 30s. provided you arent fat and ugly.

Don't sweat it OP, all the "cool" kids who had teenage "love" are now single parents who either dropped out of college or never went altogether. Therefore working dead-end jobs and posting complaints about it on fb.

Meanwhile i stayed on the straight and narrow. Didn't get a gf till I was 20, didn't lost virginity till 21 but at age 25 i'm boning the same hot asian gf every night that I met in grad school while the teenage loverboys are taking their 3rd stab at commitment with clingy-ass damaged trailer trash sluts w/ someone else's mudchildren cuz thats all they can get.

Falling in love when you're in your mid-20s and have a direction in life is a hell of a lot more fulfilling, so, again, I reiterate, don't sweat it. Take care of yourself user and good luck

Teenage love sucks and is overrated, find something mature and stop telling yourself you wasted anything.

What if I'm fat and ugly?

great looks doesn't guarantee girls running to you

>mfw people are comforting OP

My dude you will never have the same amount of hormones and wonder again. Things will never be so exciting and it will never positively impact your life so much again. I pity you faggots

>great looks doesn't guarantee girls running to you

they dont run to you, but they do come.

SH-SHUT UP!

Legit though how are you supposed to date now? They'll notice right away you have no idea what you're doing

Dating isn't that hard dude. You're overthinking it if you think it isn't anything different from hanging out with anyone else except with the goal of banging them.

Give a man a fish faggot, he doesn't know how to use that information

Fuck him. If he's so much of a NEET that he doesn't know how to socialise with real people in a public setting let him remain outside the genepool.

What the fuck do you think I've been trolling him for?

You consider that trolling?

getting in his head is better than spamming neckbeard photos or someshit

b+ for effort faggot

>be born in a warmongering hellhole
well, you deserved it.
tfw mother russia has forced conscription for everyone
tfw you meet qtpie waifu while training to defend motherland
why mericah so many war but no conscription though?
maybe this is why you faggots lose every fucking war that isn't against pirates or native indians?

>love a girl more than anyone in the world
>she lives 14,000km away

>Literally me

>date exclusively
there's no other way to date someone you brainwashed delusional cuck faggot.

And you think you're getting in his head too, wow you are pretentious on top of being a faggo

I was with a bitch for five years because of teenage love, trust me OP its over rated bullshit. No amount of love is worth the pain of knowing it could have never worked out none. I still think about her hoping i could have done something different.

>Pussy comes later.
liar you never got to nor ever will get to make a pussy com

...

this.
while you fags were repressed and had to bottle up those feelings and emotions, which eventually fade, and are never nearly as powerful as you grow out of them like the wonder of childrens toys, not to mention the fact that the feels are so much stronger since being young n in love is forbidden and still fresh in yo brain

>clinging onto the past
you'll literally fail every relationship with this mindset you faggot.

taking pot shots at ppl itt is so fucking easy, if i couldn't laugh at my own jokes i'd probably kms

S-STOP!

That is the thing user, i didn't like her she still wants me back in her life all the time and i cant do it. She comes back into my life in some way or another and fucks whatever relationship im in up hard.

>hurr durr my gurr is the reason for all i am failuuurrr
stfu and start taking responsabilty you betafaggot

Joking aside, I think I'd do it the same way of leading a group of acquaintances. I'm not a retard that doesn't know how to socialize.

teenagers don't know what love is, just hormones and lust.

Who the fuck cares life is not about mindlessly fucking. Go to uni and study for a nice job that would give you a six figure salary then you can get all the sluts and Porsche cars.

tfw miss out partying from 16-22 cuz for some reason i don't enjoy parties

> while the teenage loverboys are taking their 3rd stab at commitment with clingy-ass damaged trailer trash sluts w/ someone else's mudchildren cuz thats all they can get.

holy shit

yeah this thread is bretty lulzy m8

Me too when others had parties I smoked blunt at the garage of me parents' house alone, 25 now and keep doing the same way.

>being stuck at highschool loner stoner phase
i pity the fool.

this makes me cringe so hard she prob lives in japan and gets paid for internet relationships

Tsurezure children. Best anime for what teenage love feels like