Let's write your secrets what nobody or almost nobody knows, you are safe here ;)

Let's write your secrets what nobody or almost nobody knows, you are safe here ;)

32M. Pure as the driven fucking snow. Kissless virgin.

Fomer best friend went 51/50, his mom blames me and wants to blow my head off with a shotgun

I have deal with my friend. My friend is a girlfriend of my friend and she is sadist, I'm masochist and urophil and everytime when he is in the work I come to her house and she piss on me in the bathtub.

I have never beat my meat and I as of yet have no plans to ever.

I'm 20 M. I want to be a girl, grow flowers, spend my days in my own garden listening classical music, reading a books and wear only clothes like this on picture.

I love my girlfriend, but also think I'll probably never get over my ex

Masturbation is so common, I wonder if there has been a human that has lived a normal life span and didn't orgasm (due to no outstanding outside factories)

i'm really into beast but the reason why sounds ingenuine. i really like when they grab on and are hunched over and cover the entirety of who theyre fucking. it looks nice and warm and really sexy :x

I spend most of my time planning on how to torture and kill my friends and family

I brought someone innocent to the tribunal with my laywer and all that shit for damaging my car although this Person didn't do any harm.
It took over on year and finally I won and so this person had to pay the paintjob and some new Parts just because I didn't want to pay the repair by myself.

During the last vacation I was used to cum in morning's cappuccino of my cousin

I yank it with a plastic bag over my head and I think I'm probably going to die one of these times due to lack of air and the poor cop to find me naked at my laptop I already feel bad for

My current bag

I stole a scarf from a milf i obsessed over than jacked off into it for a solid month . Then i tried flashing her my dick but bitched out at the last second

I envy you. Hard to find deals like that.

But did you meat your beat?

This guy which I know over 10 years don't know about it.

When I was in gradeschool, i sucked a dudes dick not knowing about sexuality or homosexuality.

Im straight

I spend way to much time fapping on cam chat sites. Usually with girls of single digit age.

Same.

Did this today

She told me to cum....then said she was gonna call her mom

Didnt ban me

The next chik....legal age...showed tits we cammed....and after all that

Bitch banned me

inb4 feds

Yea I've had that. Girl was playing with puss, I flopped cock out, banned.

Reset IP carried on.

What's longest you've had a girl stay?

What site?

When I was 10 I peed on my dog.

A teen frm Holland for a couple hrs

>you are safe here ;)

Cool. I've never had hours. Probly 45 mins top with a little British loli. She was well up for anything, didn't even need convincing.

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used to suck a guys dick for money when i was 12.
let him fuck me for a super nintendo and then some games.

im a male though....so...

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I secretly want to roll cute boys on granblue fantasy but all I get is tittymonsters REEE

Bump

Omegle
Chat random
Chat alternative
Dirty roulette

Bump

Underage b&

What got removed?

Worst bread ever.

Car mom back fonger friend

No you're not.

I'm playing with myself while I type this.

Time stamp

I hired my 14 year old neighbor as a maid a couple years ago. Secret is, I did this to cover up the fact that I'm fucking her. She posted nudes on Sup Forums a couple years ago, I knew it was her. I blackmailed her for sex, quickly changed to her coming over for fun. She has a low self-esteem, but she is really pretty and sexy. "KYS Pedo" Fuck you, if you say that, she looked more like a woman then like a large number of 20+ and 30+ women I dated at the time. She didn't look like a kid and I am less perverse to her than her dad until he was sent to prison when she was 11. But, over the years and the comments she dropped, the words we shared, good chance I will marry her when she's legal (her idea, "wouldn't it be wild if we get married"). I "ignored" those comments so far.

I used to work at a big movie theater in my city. I ended up taking blank ticket stock out of the back office and printing identical tickets at my house on a shitty basic printer. All cash transactions I just pocketed, gave change out of the cash drawer, and just remembered how much I owed the drawer in change at the end of the night. I probably made over 35k in a year as a 16 year old. Can't remember exactly. I pissed it all away on weed, liquor, and blew it on sluts at my school. Best time of my life.

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You're a fucking faggot.

How would you kill your sister? (or other close female relative)

I'm skuuurd. I was questioned by tools who suspected it before, so was she, just because she's over every day. Her mom is arguing FOR me because I boned her a few times. Nice trolling though.

My two closest friends are brothers. I've fucked both their girlfriends and mother. Sometimes i feel bad about it.

>when my gf was still a freshman, we get really drunk at a frat party one night
>before she blacked out she asked one of the frat bros if he wanted to have a threesome with us
>came out of nowhere so i was surprised.. but everyone laughed about it and moved on
>we drank more and got smashed
>gf barely able to stand so i tried to take her back to her dorm
>frat bro saw me trying to mover her out and stopped me
>physically took her from me and brought her too his room
>followed him and kept telling him i was just trying to get her home
>frat bro is pissed i was bothering him, tells me he's fucking her tonight and that i could either watch or wait outside for him to finish
>too drunk to come up with better ideas so i watch him plow my gf while she's semi conscious
>once he finished he let me take her back to the dorms
>we fall asleep and the next morning she asks what happened
>she can't remember anything
> told her we came home and just had sex
>she never found out

Cuckrage Bait story.

The only way to annoy the poster of this story is to ignore him. If you post angry comments he'll get off to it.

or don't give him (You)s

I never seed torrents

So, why did you just do the opposite?

When i was little i saw some guy murder another guy over a parking space. I was the only witness, when the police asked me to identify the shooter i couldnt snitch so i lied.

1 sacrificial you to inform everone else. You can't fool me with your cuckrage bait Satan.

What are the best times and days to go on on each of those sites? Thanks.

19 m.
>Known this girl for about 6/7 months
>She's my girlfriend about 4 months into knowing her
>Had feelings for each other for almost as long as we've known each other
>1 1/2 months into our relationship she dumps me because she "kept losing feelings"
>still talk to this day
>Still love each other
>A week ago she told me that she did something
>don't know what but she says it will hurt me so she doesn't tell me
>Think she got feelings for someone else
>she's been acting really weird
>Don't know what to do
>Shit got me fucked up

I know that feel.

I've ended 3 good relationships over the last 3 years because I'm pretty sure I'll never love anyone as much as my ex from 2011.

FeelsBadMan.

I know that feels Sup Forumsro

i only edge and never jerk off to orgasm

Same. Dat feels Sup Forumsro

I'm a pedophile.

Directed@742352994

I 'm pretty good at hiding it but, I'm actually what the chan calls new.

I've had this friend since junior year, first time I saw her I knew I was in love but she never felt the same way 3 years later we are still close friends but my feelings haven't changed even after two relationships with different girls. I don't want to loose her.

WHAT THE FUCK MODS MODS MODS CAN WE GET A PERM IP BAN AND A FBI TIP?

I'm wasting my life away on here and full well knowing I could be doing something better and probably not feel like a lonely shit but oh well. I also act like I'm happy as larry but obviously not.

Depends country your looking at.but it's summer, so it's full of horny kids

I've been pretending to be a girl online for over 7 years, made many lonely virgins buy me steam games, and send me money via paypal, and and can say with complete truth that every guy online that claims to be mtf and wanting to transition is a fucking moron who bought their own lies.

UK

How much u gotten through PayPal in that time roughly?

Until right now I have jacked off to things ranging from literal shit to women being beating with baseball bats. Oh, and loli.

Unrequited love hearts user. Least she's still your friend most people would end it right there.

I have a foot fetish. I've never revealed it to my past girlfriends out of fear of ridicule. Pretty silly if I think about it.

Yeah I do this too. Seeding is what gets you in trouble, as you are helping distribute the torrent.

Morning and before bed. Use common sense

That's pretty normal though OP with both parts having the fetish and not announcing it as its a 50/50 chance she'll find it great or disgusting, you got a current gf?

Ah, and when I made mention to her bitch mother that I might marry her someday, as a joke, she said "I will sign the doccuments to have you marry her ASAP for you to take her out of my hair. Take her off my hands." Damn... she needs to move out.

In total, $4,000 in Cash and $1,300 in Steam Games/Funds.

Pretending to be a heartbroken shy elegant white girl, who has been deprived of touch for so long she goes "into heat", was one of the best decisions of my life.

Nah, I've distanced myself from alot of people to work on my career and better myself. I don't really have time for relationships.

Don't you get lonely though?

I am currently locked in a chastity device and don't know when the next time I get to cum is.

Why.

I'd ask for greentext, but I don't want either of us getting b&.

[email protected]

Send me stories please

Co-workers invite me out sometimes and if I'm horny I just go to a bar for a one night stand.

creep

That's fair enough then.

Some tips for a other fucker wanting to try this out and mess with people for free shit.

Yeah I'll only work on having a family once I can properly support them and give them a proper wholesome life. Life isn't exactly fulfilling for me right now but at least I'm getting shit done.

Welcome to Sup Forums summerfag

Nope, pedofags have always gotten a hard time here. Welcome to Sup Forums summerfag

Its fun to give up control and constantly be horny. Especially when my wife will tell me to go down on her without unlocking it, or when she lets me fuck her but not allow me to cum.

I bet you like you watch other men fuck her too, right?

Dude I'm 37. The admins don't want CP pics and/or stories on Sup Forums. That's it. I blatantly don't give a fuck

Find an instagram girl's picture and use it as your Steam Profile avatar. Play in games where people can see it. Don't be super fucking obvious, just picture, and a first name in your name area.

My profile consisted of this:
"Just got out of a bad breakup and would prefer to chill and play games."

Just that sentence brought a lot of suitors in.

Steal nudes from the PYSS threads, faceless ones and ones that don't look like professional porn shots. Generally they don't matter that much because you only dish them out when you get your first "support" payment.

Talk about work, and other guys. How they treat you like shit at work. When they message you, be listless, surprised that somebody "different" is talking to them. Make them feel special, but replaceable at any moment.

Mentioning guys you met at work, and how cute they are, makes jealousy and fear develop in their heart, be on the "fence" with these imaginary guys and encourage the internet boy to up the ante. Buy your affection. Keep you healthy, keep your internet on, food on your table.

The "breakup" is the moment the guy will try to cyber with you, and then you just do that. Get them emotionally invested in you.

They'll fall in love, they'll want to keep your rent paid because your "landlord is a creepy fuck who said 'cash or ass is fine'", they'll buy you steam games they want to play with you, or help you get skins on CSGO or Overwatch etc.

If they seem like they're smart and keen on girls being GIRLS (Guys In Real Life) and would ask for time-stamps etc. then just block them. Theres more depressed and desperate guys out there to open their wallets and replace them.

Having a female friend that's in on this will make EVERYTHING 100% easier. It's just like RPing on gaiaonline or something except you get paid.

Nah man that's not ok. It's fine to be a pedophile but to act on your impulses is fucked up and wrong. Seek professional help (seriously).

Nope, no interest in that.

When I was younger and sexually confused I went into a lesbian chat room to talk about what I was going through. I bared my soul to one woman for about six months, telling her my most intimate feelings and acts.

Then "she" slipped up and revealed she was a guy. I never felt so humiliated and used in my life.

Lies. You want to watch better stronger men fill your wife up with their superior seed.

I prefer to jerk to my own pornos of my college years. They think i deleted them but i didn't. Makes me a little sad that i only get to fuck 1 pussy now (married.)