Sup Forums if you became president of the United States what would you do to make America great again?

Sup Forums if you became president of the United States what would you do to make America great again?

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Become a dictator and concentrate juice.

ban bikinis for being degenerate, one

real woman don't dress like hookers

The only difference between a "real" woman and a hooker is the method of payment.

so ban both for being completely degenerate

1. woman shouldnt be able to wear scantily clad underwear in public

2. woman shouldnt be actual whores... wow tough one.

Bring back the fireside chats. Not sure when the presidency moved from an "inspiring figurehead who cared about the people" to "a king who decrees the laws unto the masses from his castle"

I think it's important for the people to hear from president often.

Put that ass on the back of every dollar bill.

Dayum.

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Instill a currency that is backed by energy, whether it be oil, natural gas, manual labor, etc.

When the energy that it's pegged to becomes volatile, you repeg to a more stable commodity. Every nation requires energy, not currency.

This is only a possibility with the eventual development of fusion and improved battery technology.

America has experienced unquestioned economic power by being somewhat pegged to oil, regarding the petrodollar.

All oil has been traded in dollars, so any country that needs energy to work, needs dollars.

I would advocate all nations do the same, based on their current production of energy. If their only source of energy is manual labor, they may peg their currency to the value of their manual labor. This allows them to compete in a global market.

Not only that, but it relies on our current methods of speculation to push tech into certain fields of energy production.

Example: when oil was $100 a barrel, fraccing technology became extremely profitable.

When speculators start seeing dwindling oil supplies, they jump ship and invest in the next most profitable form of energy.

It's a libertarian's wet dream of a self regulating resource based capitalist market, with potential for work as the currency.

All states get a free Federal Backhand detailing gun rights. Open Carry better be fucking legal, CC permits better be gone by the year's end, otherwise I swear to god I will use the power of the banks to send them back into the stone age.

Universities will go into a "Panic Mode". All people, irregardless of what they're studying or where they work, will be tested for their subject. If they get a GPA below a 4, they can pack up their shit and get the fuck out of my learning institution. This counts for professors as well.

All schools will drop the damn leftist agenda. The only required subjects will be Mathematics, English, History (if i hear a fucking hint of "OYYY VEEEYYY" someone is going to federal prison.), and Science. All other subjects will be optional, and all funding for optional subjects will be subject to heavy investigation and scrutiny.

All people will be required to do 2 years of military service or community service once they turn 18. This is to promote leadership and give our new adults a sense of what they need to fight for. If you do not wish to do 2 years of military service, you may do humanitarian aid overseas. Hope you like bathing in shit.

University admission will be extremely hard to gain. 5+ GPA (or a very rigorous exam taking multiple days if you wish to dispute your educational record, this also counts if you haven't graduated from High School) minimum. No exceptions. No women or minorities will be given any special treatment whatsoever.

The Military shall be almost completely separated from Government control. I don't want to see even a god damn lick of political correctness inside my military.

Places with extremely high crime rates will be dealt with by the National Guard. Expect APCs and Tanks inside Detroit. I do not care how many niggers have to go.

Universities shall be required to cease all degrees that do not have an actual effect on anything. No more degrees that exist just to teach people to gain new degrees.

Thoughts?

Veto every bill except those repealing other bills.

ur thread sucks shit but u probably knew that

You pop the student debt bubble so hard and cause a severe crash 4 years into your presidency.

In the US, student debt is one of the only forms of debt that cannot be relieved by declaring bankruptcy.

I would propose allowing only STEM graduates the option of declaring bankruptcy at set intervals after graduation. In this way you have a predictable and manageable market correction every few years or so, instead of a looming debt bundle that gets kicked down the road until 2008 happens again.

Even if they don't continue on in their fields of study and go back to learn feminist basics 101, they still have an in demand degree in STEM, debt free.

Education is extremely overpriced as it is. Freezing all payments and renogotiating debt based on the current market value would be of great benefit as well.

Bring back project PLUTO SLAM to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.

Build heavy ion fusion plants

Create military alliance with Russia and take over the EU. And while were at it, we'll nuke the middle east.

>goldfags get eternally btfo
>quick, what other material recourse can we peg the heart of our economy to
when will libertarians grow up ?

Build a launch ring

I'd also build a space fountain

>The Military shall be almost completely separated from Government control
This almost assudedly gurantees you a de facto coup withing a few years you cuck.

Then asteroid mining for those sweet space shekels

Make ass exercises mandatory so all women would build big juicy asses like the one in your picture

Build a massive wall along the US-Mexico border.

increase immigration rules and such, go more isolation

Currency=potential for work.

It's the only long term solution.

These need to be a thing.
Plenty of resources in the US without spamming air/solar energy.

>banish niggers to africa, halfies and qaurters too
>prostitution punishable by death
>illicit drug use punishable by death
>drug smuggling/selling/trading punishable by death
>illegal immigration punishable by death
>deport all mexicans unless you can prove your ancestors became citizens due to the south west being annexed
>celebrate white pride once a month

Remove pandas from the world of warcraft

I would implement a waifu assignment policy in an effort to stop the upcoming beta uprising

drugs?

Happened back in '08

buy a lot of cyanide pesticide for enrichment purposes

lol ok grandpa

This.

Send the blacks back to Africa for reparations

Get a job you millennial trash

Shoot every black to the point where you would have to prove that you're 1/32 black to get a free lap dance.

It isn't scary at all...

Sign an executive order that puts her asshole on my tongue.

That's why I'm voting for you. I hope you'll consider taking over Canada so we don't have to build a bigger fucker to our north?

>immigration
build wall & deport
enormous fines for hiring illegals
freeze on ALL immigration (until there is virtually 0 unemployment/underemployment)
-"Fuck off we're full"

>Foreign policy
end ALL foreign aid
allow Japs & Worst Koreans to militarize
restore relations w/ Russia
- "We ain't doing this alone anymore"

>Domestic policy
Slash welfare hard, require workfare for those who remain
Education - handled by the states
NSA abolished
Deploy national guard to clamp down on Chicago, N.Y., Detroit, and L.A.
Cut ALL congressional salaries by 50%
Legalize and tax all drugs (the weak-minded die off, and we get more of their money)
-"Government is not your Daddy. Contribute or Starve"

>Environment
Regardless of stance on global warming, pollution must be kept under control.
Severe punishment for blatant violaters.
Increase NASA budget
-"Clean up after yourselves, or move to India"

>Misc.
Bring back fireside chats (use these to call out corruption, and degeneracy rather than wasteful & ineffective government programs)

1.10% flat tax.
2.Kick out all illegals, no matter from what country
3.Collect rain water more efficiently and store it properly
4.ban pot shops
5.no more political correctness
6.withdraw aid from countries that hate us

Kek.

Well luckily we're stalwart NATO allies with absolutely no animosity between us whatsoever.

Hey man.
Why don't you accidently give CIA orders to assassinate my president?
I am waiting dude!

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You guys can watch YouTube again right?

God Bless America !
God Bless CIA !

sniff that ass

Oh man, I helped develop these at Georgia Tech during my post-grad. Good times. My names on the original docs.

Nuke every major city.

eliminate interest on fed cash, make them print money free of interest. won't solve everything, but that a few billions $ worth of debt voided

I would make moonman my VP and kill myself

kick jews out of hollywood

Pajeet, you must understand, we don't want to look over your crap that you had failed to poo into the loo

Make boys peepee in the boys room and girls peepee in the girls room regardless of how they - or their parents - chose to mutilate their genitals

Meet privately with my generals and the supreme court.

Devise a coup and expunge all members of the executive and legislative branch, myself included.

Have all govt works continues but freeze all changes as operate as is.

Nationalize all banks and abolish the reserve and stock exchange systems.

default all national debts.

Have new elections held by each state to elect new officials and overseen by the supreme court justices.

Pray for the best.

One very simple and easy thing. Eliminate all federal monies dedicated to humanities and liberal arts education.
You wanna waste time getting a useless "education"? You pay for it yourself. The market has spoken.

Oh look, a non-argument.

What I propose serves the same purpose as a fiat currency except it eliminates the middle man, and more accurately reflects a countries' assets, potential for work, and promotes advancement in energy tech.

It is the only long term solution.

Oh, and federally deregulate all stimulants and psychedelics.

If these become widely used, see

So uh... Do they work?

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Ban interracial marriage. Sterilize all non Aryans.

I'm basically with this user, cept i'd take a few more steps before new elections.
First, "reparation camps" for those who feel they are owed reparation for slavery/oppression.
Once in these camps, they are deported to their home nations or to some other socialist hellhole that accepts their degeneracy.

Then, crack down on affirmative action. It goes. Meritocracy is the only way.

After that, rework the education system. No more of this allotting money for how many students pass shit. Standardized testing changes to "do you go to secondary or do you go to unskilled trade" and "do you go to uni or do you go to skilled trade" based on scoring. Bring back special education for the mentally handicapped. There is no good reason to bring down the education level for them. Year round schooling, shorten the time for classes to 3.3 months to learn the subject, the last 2 months are vacation spread throughout year. Harsh penalties for disruptive behavior. Twice failure in normal classes is an automatic dismissal to special education until such a time as the students grades can reach a 3.5 unweighted gpa in classes a year beyond their current progression.
Separate various grades k-12 by unweighted GPA. Ranges are:
3.45 < 4
3 < 3.45
2.5 < 3
2 < 2.5
Below this is special education, in a separate facility with teachers who have a specialization in teaching them.

Audit federal reserve, then abolish. If necessary, Nat Guard to seize properties and land, no national banks.

Deport illegals, build wall. North and south.

Executive order the repeal of every firearm and weapon related prohibition, limitation, import ban, or otherwise since the year 1900, check for previous such laws, abolish them too. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

Every state is now a constitutional carry state, by federal mandate.
The second amendment is a RIGHT, not a privilege to be meted out by voters or politicians.

Am I missing anything apart from economics?
That's a lot of words as is.

>Spend far less on military and kill all the kikes in it so I get the same amount of shit for half the cost.
>build a fucking wall ans deport all illegals and anchor babies
>Put Detroit under martial law
>change education system and repeal common core, have a national curriculum for 1st-5th grade
>eucation from middle school up involves weapons training/military
>Carpet bomb ISIS with help of Russia, share oil with them.
>Stop the shitty "free-trade" we have
>Gold standard
>Go full nuclear for energy
>cut 70% of welfare
>start a Africa resettlement program for African Americans
>unleash a new KKK on Spics and niggers
>Make it so News can not lie like the currently can
>fat-asses do not get any benefits from government, make education teach health very well. Advertise for gyms.
>take all our money we're saving and spend 50billion~ a year on Space, get to Mars by 2024.
>diversity quotas are outlawed and illegal.
>Fed is killed

We've had a working thorium reactor since the 60's.

Eagle point, I think it's called. A quick Google can show you, if you're interested.

i'd sell out, make billions and live underground when my 4 terms were over because i dont give a fuck anymore.
i'd destroy EBT and welfare though

>4 terms
4 years
SRY FAGS dont get triggered

lol okay grandpa

>currency backed by labor
>build walls on both geographical borders
>deport all illegal immigrants
>halt all legal immigration for an undisclosed period of time
>make all large cities city state entities similar to Washington DC
>enact strict protectionist trade policies
>send Blacks back to Africa and Mexicans back to Mexico
>give Korea and Japan unlimited militarization
>be friends with Russia

incinerate the jews

ATTACK THE SYNTHETIC CHEMICALS INDUSTRY. They're destroying us

>american post

legalize weed

Remove all jews from power
Send niggers and spics to mexico
Build wall

that sure looks beautiful

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Yeah. FUCK our extremely high quality of life and shit. Those darn chemicals!

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Reintroduce nationalism

Only landowning citizens have the right to vote.

Legalize all drugs.

Legalize mutual unlicensed fighting, including duels to the death.

A more hardcore version of trump.

I'd put a penis on the girl in your pic assuming she doesn't already have one

Build a massive robot army then declare myself emperor. And fix the country for real without the approval of congress of the masses of deranged idiots and the generation of bastard children.

Implement the Fair Tax.
Dissolve the Department of Education and remove Federal involvement of education.
End of Federal guarantees and subsidies of student loans.
End Federal drilling bans (Offshore, ANWR, etc.).

They'd call me the greatest economic president of all time.

id be like hitler... but even more extreme

except id win