It's time to leave the sewer gate and start your new life

>it's time to leave the sewer gate and start your new life

What kind of life do you live Sup Forums?

an archer thief argonian of course

>take an arrow in the knee
>travel to Skyrim and tell everyone about it

acrobatics, armorer, athletics, blade, block, heavy armor, restoration
as an argonian for poison and disease immunity

no matter what i do or race i pick this is legit always what i end up doing

Woke up quick at around noon
Just though that I had to be in Morrowind soon
Gotta get Skoom'd before the day begins
Before Helseth starts bitching about my Nords
Bout to go and damn near went blind
Young argonians at Vvardenfell throwin up gang signs
Went in my house to grab my quiver
With the short bow at the side of my hip

Mad gOD SHeOgORatH AT YoUr SErVicE

I know I must maximize athletics so I can jump mountains.

Just curious what's all of your favorite elder scrolls games

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skyrim definitely

Tie between Skyrim and Oblivion

Argonian hell yeah

new elder scrolls when

Nov 2020

So close but so far away

Welp just drink till then

Breton battlemage, a total dick while in the shivering isles just because

The fuck is wrong with you nerds

Morrowind, clearly

>"open world"
>NPCs stand around doing absolutely nothing
>zero world interaction unless the player is directly involved
>most people are mutes, just stand there mind reading entire conversations
>Clearly hit that guy in the face? LOL no you missed m8
>Enter tavern, can't even sit on a chair
>"Best in the series!" - Morrowfags smashing the keyboard with their landwhale fingers trying to defend this shit

Modded Oblivion is objectively the best TES experience.

>objectively

The Morrowind community is probably the worst only second to the dagger fall one

>calls us nerds
>likes fucking morrowind

Morrowind was fucking trash. take off your nostalgia glasses.

Redguard has highest max stats in the game
Primary skills all shit that you won't use on accident (no acrobatics or anything like that). Shit like "illusion" and "conjuration"
Go on a thieving rampage through the city to afford fuckloads of arrows
Murder Umbra at level 1 for her armor, because the lower your level the weaker she is but her armor is still the best in the game
Spend the first 400 hours carefully grinding skills to get +5's at every level
Max level, max stats
Do the thieves guild questline for the cowl of the grey fox
Do the dark brotherhood questline for that amulet with detect life. It stacks with the cowl and doubles its range
Also get that dope-ass horse
Do mythic dawn questline up until you find black soul gems
Get / make four black soul gems
Murder four hobos in the city and fill those gems
Umbra's cuirass + greaves + boots + gauntlets with 30% chameleon each

You now have the best armor in the game, can carry an additional 200 pounds, can see enemies through walls, and can murder guards in broad daylight with no repercussions. You're also stronger than every enemy and any attack you make with a melee weapon is a 6x sneak attack.

I did this, then realized the game was boring and stopped playing before ever beating the story

Morrowind Fanboys

Be an archer/mage hybrid that's extremely intelligent and agile. Also, altmer, or bosmer.

>willingly playing as an elf in games

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spent 400 hours in game to get dope char
>boring

You could have skipped all that and just made yourself invisible with chameleon since it basically makes you invincible.

Also mods to fix the leveling system instead of swimming through the sewer letting rats chew on you to level the right skills.

Nehrim
and Enderal
>serously check'em
>stuff is awesome
>everything is handplaced, no landscape fucking generator
>the story man
>the side quests man
>the in game achievement man
>crafting the fuck up

you still here?

just travel north from here and go rape those invisible girl in that village, no one will see what you did

Spend my days in the taverns listening to NPCs having the most autistic conversations to ever grace a game

It's oddly comfy, like visiting /r9k/

agree with this so hard

>walk outside
>it's all so bright and pretty
>notice a menagerie of flora scattered across the land all around me
>butterflies with colourful wings meander pepper the horizon
>i snatch the bugs out of the air, uproot all the plants i see and eat them
>over time, i figure out how to induce and reduce certain physical and even mental characteristics
>gather a following, people love my goods, i'm constantly selling to the wanderers and adventurers i meet on my travels as well as permanent merchants in towns and cities
>eventually save up enough money to open a shop in Imperial City
>but this is all a front to cover my real desire, my true passion
>drugs
>i literally cannot stop getting high, it's fucking great, i love oblivion drugs
>waste my life drooling in various inns and taverns, dealing illicit substances to the youths of cyrodil
>get accosted one day by a guard, get called "criminal scum"
>my drug addled brain registers a challenge and not the office it is being issued from
>resist arrest
>die in the streets like a dog
>life re-loads
>i'm back at the exit of the sewer
>FUCK.
>i forgot to save the entire time i was playing
>re-roll stealth archer khajit and steal everyone's shit

>Be an archer/mage hybrid that's extremely intelligent and agile

Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour....

Never been outside Sup Forums or Sup Forums I occasionally go to Sup Forums but not very often what can you tell me about /r9k/

are you sad? If so then /r9k/ you go

spergs, tendies, good boy points, normies, roasties, beta's, alpha's, autism, feels, nogf, waifu's, virginity

that's pretty much it.

Thank you

A real life, so I turn off the console.

They've accepted their place in the world though.

It's like purgatory, sad but peaceful.

Become a cultist of Vaermina, goddess of necrophiliatic wet dreams. Of course.

Filthy casual.