A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

Wat do?

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wake up

i'd probably turn her down cuz i have no idea who the fuck that is and i'm not about to randomly enter a romantic relationship with a stranger.

wouldn't even bang, no std check/10

yes

"The question is would you like to be one of MY girlfriends?"

Found the alpha male.

Sorry my wife isn't bisexual

sperg mode on
spin 9000 degrees like a dreidel and run
leave a trail of spaghetti
hide under my bed
fab
cum
start farting
cry
sleep

tits or gtfo fucking trap

With that stutter? Nope. I stutter and twitch. Two of us would magnify the annoying. Having the stutters and twitches is more annoying to us than it is you, for you more "normal" people who don't know. That is why the Sup Forums troll pretending to stutter, I know, doesn't have a stutter.

Ask the bitch why she is stuttering.

Shut up an get me a beer

Ok

>get uncomfortably close
>stare her in the eyes
>lick her hair

Do I? The only thing I'm devoted to are my dreams never stop grinding Do it for Jesus RIP grandma

how can creatures like this exist... it's not real

regret. I don't like this kind of soft and shy girls.

no you're my sister !

I'm a girl, how in any way can I be your boyfriend? Besides, I'm taken. No.

K, wanna see my cumrag collection?

That stuttering sounds a lot like speech impediment, I don't know if its psychological or if there's actual brain damage, I don't want to spend my life supporting a mental patint.

I-its f-fine then. I'm a b-boy.

>That is why the Sup Forums troll pretending to stutter, I know, doesn't have a stutter.
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-Y-yyyyyyyyy
F-f-fff-ff-ff-fo-r n-nn-nn-nn-n-n-ot b-being r-real-l-l-l-lis-s-s-s-ss-s-s-s-tic e-enough f-f-f-f-f-f--for-r- y-yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ouuu-ouu.

Fucking kill yourself you genetic defect.

you're a cunt

Y-you too....

So pretty.. Your too pretty for me. I would destroy your smile.. For your sake i say no....

she may be a cunt, and you may be a turd, but Jesus will always be King.

show tits.

Save it for your black friends.

why? why should only niggers be saved when the Rapture comes?

you, kind cracker, are most welcome too.

In what way? Or are you too insecure about yourself that you reflect it onto others?
No, I'm taken

pay him no mind, kind Femanon, it is an honour to be graced by your feminine presence, ACKZUALLY IMMA BE DA NIGGUH IN DA KITCHUN MAKING CHILI N SHIAAT NIIGGA

sorry bout that, had to get it off me chest.

.. so, how ya doin?

Mine is

mine doesn't exist

sad

do a poopzie on the floor.

I hate to break it to everybody in the thread that that's a fucking elf. It's using magic to disguise the ears.

das hawt

i chose to habeeb

"Boy" friend? But I'm a man, not a mannish boy.
Way past 21. I'm a man. I spell M, A child, N.
That represents man. No B, O child, Y.
That mean mannish boy. I'm a man. I'm a full grown man. I'm a man.

Also, I'm not a robot.

360 scoff and walk away

go to the store and buy a dozen eggs.

I'd fuck your twink boipucci any day

this is only correct answer.

I'm 56.

Politely turn her down because I have no social skills and no idea what to do in a relationship.

this reply took at least a full 45 seconds to type out

0/10 chin too prominent.

supreme gentlemen do not affiliate with neanderthals

I need more of her

Only honest reply in this thread

:'( too true

She's not even that good looking.

I've already got one. But you can be my stunt vagina. You must also be OK with menage a trois, as my girl is also bi.

Bitch you wanna go exclusive?
You don't even have a dick!

relationships are a scam where the parasite aka female sucks out your life force then moves on to the next target to do the same

sure there are a couple godly women here and there,but out of the billions that's not a lot , so better stay away from them if you dont want to get drained then left in a puddle of your sweat and tears

>being in a social situation with an attractive girl ever

funky shiat my nigguh

Yes, 56 is a bit old to have such a young girlfriend.

Otherwise I'd probably say yes to OP's girl's offer. But recently - over the last 20 years or so - my rule has been that if they're less than half my age I just turn down such proposals ... but gently so they don't suffer hurt or rejection.

I'd pull my cock out.
"You wanna be my GF, you're gonna have to perform"

yo .. you too

...

"Are you mentaly ill to love someone like me? Do you need help maybe? Oh, you lost a bet, maybe!"

And just in case, i'm not trying to be funny. I will seriously say that.

>what do
Tell her to fuck off

You don't want to be my boyfriend.

I stutter too and girls love it, they're fucking weird

"prove it"

unzip pants

B-b-but I'm not white.

no you dont, your life would be misserable with me and your pussy would be sore 24/7.. sorry, i dont think we can do that gorgeous

fuck off TJ

god damn how many people in here think they're so destructive that they can't even have a relationship at all? It isn't impossible to change your ways, especially if it means you can be better for someone you love.

Maybe it'll take a while, but anyone can do it.

Then there are those of us who never have had one and have no idea what to do. So I just avoid altogether.

Turn 360° and walk away obviously.

...

Cringed hard at this.

They're making fun of you, Faggot.

b-but im a girl
proceed to spill spaghetti everywhere

I've been made fun of my whole life, most understand, some don't.

Same, ...... wanna be friends or something. :)

Probably think she's memeing me

>say yes
>sign her up for speech lessons for that stutter

try and fail

it's better than never even giving one sad half-assed attempt.

No thanks, I only like 2D girls.

Eh...it isn't like that. Way too anxious to even give the half-assed attempt.

Yes, i wont betray you, I wont let you go.

It won't work, I've been stuttering my whole life. You have to make her listen to The Marshall Mathers LP

Who's your waifu?

Hold her down, strip her and start raping her. Cum inside her tight pussy.
"You still love me right?"

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