The smashing of a window awakens you from your deep slumber

>the smashing of a window awakens you from your deep slumber
>through hazy eyes you look up and see this
>wat do?

get naked

I grab my rounders bat and get to smashing the tranny faggots skull in.

Find the heaviest thing next to me that I'm still able to lift. Kill that thing and explain to the cops everything later

Roll for initiative need above 4 to pass

1. Open window
2. Push whatever that is out window

>Hey! I dont drink anymore sorry babe

Then proceed to frot with her dick

>drinks Heineken
get out

Sigh...
Fucking communists.

RAPE

>dickgirl
GET OUT

Before i realize who and what it is i open fire, thats what i do to someone that breaks in for any reason no matter who they are im fucking sleeping thats what i do thats my thing

"if you're going to fuck me with that thing let me suck it first"

I find traps hot in theory, but I absolutely could not put my penor in a man's booty-hole. What if he farts? How does that not deflate one's dingle?

... so you'd never fuck a woman in the ass?

>implying women don't fart

Boy farts are different than girl farts, you sillybillies.

But girls are impure and so are their farts.
Does being depraved turn you on?

Yes.

I eat my girlfriends ass and fuck her cunt with a dildo at the same time, she cums insanely hard.. and just..slumps with her ass in the air

then I fuck said ass

Ewww.
That's gross

what!

I'm VERY fortunate....


you think your toothbrush doesn't have fecal matter on it?

Just make sure she has a wash and you'll be fine...

That's why you only go for the ones with pussies.

You're disgusting.

Anal is for punishment.
It is for pain, not enjoyment.

>What a glitch in this website.

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Then why do i love the feel of cocks in my ass so much?

Masochism.

pleasure is pleasure
you just disproved your own argument

You are a deluded faggot who confuses pain with pleasure.
Biologically speaking it could be a self-defence mechanism to make the shitty situation you are in more bearable.

...

>Implying that people on Sup Forums sleep

window is already broken you dumb fuck

The glass broke, not the frame. He wants to use the window properly, not like the savage tranny that broke into his home.

Pick up the AK and unleash fury upon the wickedness that has entered my home.

>you think your toothbrush doesn't have fecal matter on it?
What you been doing boy?

This

>Thank you java for this perfect aligment

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