Waifu something claim thing thread

Waifu something claim thing thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (who gives a damn about your trips)
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed.

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Satania claimed

Liking the speed of this so far. Good to see you miserable faggots dead again.

hello

Betelgeuse claimed

Hi~

youtu.be/6DHvBSqfnVs

...

Heard you'll have a break from work, Jacky boy.

Hey cute

Sup moron. Heard you got thrown through the shitter.

Flan?
Hello either way.

Hello Mukuro.

claimed you son of a hoe

>10 posters
>12 images including OP
looks like someone's samefagging

Thank you for making the thread

user face
I'm new here, hi!
and i really should sleep...

Bunch of jackasses tbh

hello. How's it going?

How new are you?

I don't know how you faggots hear shit like that but stop hearing it.

Practically this thread consists of the same level of morons so yeah its all one hivemind of primitive fairyassed pantshittery.
Sage it. Report it. Call MOD
Four of ya do it and its gone.

Hey Remmy!!

Hi Kurome

Hello/

It's been an interesting night.
Work gots to be done just before autism is about to happen in here too, ah whatever.

Goodbye.

Like you care.

Ain't nothing wrong with being shit on by a guy with a piece of paper for a face.

What's up with you?

Hello Ruka. Are you well?

Nice waifu.

Hello user. Why don't you take a nap?

Have fun user.

Right now? Pretty well, thanks for asking. And I'm not Ruka.

I'm ok. What about you?

I mean, you can only blame yourself for that info to spread. Been watching for a while and let me sat, you're so inneficient, Jacky. Kek

Not much, decided to finally start playing old school runescape, it's fun so far.

Hi comrade

I'm doing fine; legs are a bit sore, though.
I also have a bio lab later, that's fun.
also cute loli
hello junko

...

u fockin' wot m8

>Been watching for a while
Creepy bastard. You can "sat" whatever you want, I didn't even have time to be efficient. Last I actually even tried was when the horsefuckers first came around. And my very first try was a HUGE success so suck it.

no stay I want to drool my autism into your mouth!

I do care, you're doing God's work.

I got too excited when I saw Alice_Bunny, but I'll leave for now, bye.

Hey Jui!

Oh hey, this guy's back. Whaddup my dude?

hi user

Are you going to actually put some effort now that you'll be free for a while then? It would be boring to watch you try to pull something and cause no effect whatsoever again.

Sorry, I don't know his name.

That must be fun.

Hello again Minami.

I just told you, you can't tell me to do jack shit. I have my own will, you can suck it if you got to say shit to it.

I'm widely sure you don't.

youtube.com/watch?v=adDD43CvrUc

I mean, the charcter's name is Ruka, you are right, but I'm not him.
Hi

hi chen

It's pretyy fun

How are things?

Why do you think he doesn't care?

Hey again Rem

Hey

My day is already over, wew

Henlo

how's the day treating you?

Nice. At least, my mood is okay. And yesterday I've found relly cool picture of Holo the Wise.
Henlo?

You are useless. I don't want you to do shit. Hell, stay away from any shit I'm doing and especially stay the fuck away the next week. What I need are people of their own free will, a taste for fun and lulz and creativity.
Not stale incompetent dickless shitters who don't even dare to look outside of this pathetic fuckin' charade ya call your threads.
Now you can shut the hell up and turn your attention to your fellow cockroaches because I sure as shit want none of it.

Hell yeah. I will finally have time, free time, all of it. 24 out of 24 hours. Guess you can expect me a lot next week but I have somebody I hate much more than ya little pissants.

Eat shit and die

Do you lift weights?
Bio lab? Like science?

Okayish, what about you?

That sounds nice

Good morning, how is you?

:sparkles: Noɨɍɇ~ :sparkles: - Today at 1:00 PM
I'm not, you're the one lying all the time. I'm being honest everytime, I haven't been in thread since months, and you still talk about it. Just because you have anger problems it doesn't mean you've to come here and play shit on me. I don't even want to know who you are, maybe you even have a good life, but you still come here and talk shit to others. I won't even try to explain shit again, since it's useless. Go keep your brain clock to 2016 till someone tells you that your memes and shitposting is outdated.
After all, I don't give a shit, maybe you just like to make people angry, who fucking knows what goes on in your mind. Maybe Chen stuff. Either way, have a nice day.waw

Ouch, no need to be so harsh there Jack

Are you the romanian cioban chen that visited the 8chán shithole yesterday?

I don't even know which faggot you are from the three, all of you weeaboo whores look the same to me.

I dot know your name, so I call you by the name of the chatacter you post.

Waking up at 3 AM is not fun.

So what were you doing?

Good, now sleep.

I am aware that I am useless, but I'm not the steaming pile of vermin defecate like you are. Even if you supposedly find the people like that, you just have a way to bring them down or just talk crap. I do indeed have things to do outside of these threads, probably you too working as a plumber. Once more, you can tell me to do anything, because like you said, people can have free will.
Now sit down and deal with it, maggot.

>Eat shit and die

/thraed

I am not originally from /waifu/ you spastic moron, no need to act all edgy and criptic, I know who are you talking about, anyway, you better not dissapoint, which you will probably do, as I said, I have been watching and you are really, really inneficient. It would be a shame to see such burning hatred wasted, so you better have something good.

>I dot know your name
You can always ask.
That sounds rice.

Eh fair enough I guess. Anyways, how are things going for you my dude? Sleep well last night? You eating all right?
Not a whole lot, rewatching Baka and Test again

I do; today was leg day, and it was probably the most intense yet; felt like my legs were gonna give out, eheh.
Yeah, once a week I have a lab class for biology; it's 3 hours. Doesn't help that I hate science much.
it's alright so far; see above!
what time is it for you? I know you're a few hours ahead, but not how much

Yes pet me.

I can't really figure out chen, I have some hopes because of what you said but he is usually aggressive towards everyone including me
Can't really reach the guy. So yeah I don't even know him

xD

Listening to music, you?

Hi

Yes sleep with me

Was watching a twitch stream and browsing thread. Listening to what?

>implying
>I will actually reply
>to this many posts
At once
As for you, we need to talk somewhere which is not here
>I won't


Are you fags so bored and miserable that you even jump an expired troll or what? I don't even have the patience to read HALF of that. HALF. So can't ya niggers just keep to yourselves? I already said a thousand times that I'm not here for your petty attention, thx

Any fun plans for today?

Ehh, almost 5pm here

Then sleep some more!

Post something on imageboards, maybe play some games and jerk off. Pretty fun, isn't it?

Are you being retarded on purpose?
You said that yesterday in the thread, dumb ape.

never realized i was into frogs

Jack is just a salty cuck because he's stuck living in Hungary

Speaking of pair hair where is Louise?

Oh fuck I left out my meme arrow

I did. I know.
I read it. I just don't want to bother with it. Hit me up with a steam or shit
Or is that you in the waifu shitter discord? You are the one who pissed off the stuttercunt cultists, aye?

You are into cartoon girls because frogs have no fucking bob and vagene like that

Ah; so you're 6 hours ahead of me. Fair enough.
What'd you do today?
>inb4 someone tells a bad Hungary joke and triggers him

Yes, that's me, but you are too retarded to even make the difference between me and some faggot pretending to be me, youtube.com/watch?v=adDD43CvrUc

If that makes you happy then I guess it's fun

Ah, so you're in yankeelands

Well "cartoon" girls are the reason everyone is in this thread

Wanna hear a joke about Hungary?

Their public services

I'd rather say, sights of Junko's bra makes me happy.

I don't know you. He posted a chen. Both of you are user to me.
I don't know for shit if you have split personalities and one likes hugboxing, holy fuck I've seen worse here during the years, I bet you too. But okay, Discord then.

Not me. Ya sorry degenerate.

Word.

Hm... I expected you would say your trains. From what I hear from the 3 Hungarians I know all of them complain that they're still from the soviet era.

Then be happy since it's supposed to be like that

why the fuck are you in a waifu claiming thread then ?

What might your name be?

Never heard of it, what's it like?

No

Alice's thralls did the right thing with hating you.

Can't

He has funny glasses :o

Why do people like Chen anyway?

I am. Guess, I should look for some more images of her.
You can call me Slava

All I ever hear about is how corrupt the police sector and other forms of administration and procurement are.

He is really silly and fun person

My favorite chinese cartoon and the one where muh waifu comes from.
What happened that made you stop? That stuffs important my dude

So why do you need to wake up early then?

Hey Sono!

Then enjoy, there should be plenty of them

Probably, Hungary hasn't been doing too well after the collapse.

indeed; I'd say a fair amount of people on thread are. If you call it the yankeelands though, I'm assuming you don't like it all that much?
Indeed; I was thinking more along the lines of a shitty pun, though.
cute claim btw

That is my badge of honor. Took some years to make them hate me. I take it that you do too.
Already worth poppin' in here
Now sod off.

To hate.

Stop what? Messing with the stuttercunt or messing around in general?

It wasn's as fun as I thought actually

You the Super Metroid loving Chen?

I'm so edgy, i'm going to destroy your community. Everyone pay attention to me and feed my narcissism. But it's not like i want your attention, you fucking losers.
/s

I don't hugbox.

I am older than you.
I have history in both 8cheh and 4chen.
I don't have a shitty face like yours.

>be me
>23 years old
>on my 7th gf
>hoes be on my dick
>smoke a little weed put back a couple shots
>the usual
>get good grades and scholariships
>maths genius
>terrence fucking tao level

The e-name's Chen, yeah I'm hot shit.
Everyone besides me is inferior af. That's a fact.

>Thank you java for this perfect aligment

watchix.photo-frame.com

cute panties

I don't think they were doing well before it either :^)

What do I know though, I wasn't alive for that.

Oh yes, being Hungary so you're Russian to the kitchen to Czech the fridge for some Turkey and such.

Yours is morer cute. Oh, speaking of cute you mentioned something about a body pillow yesterday. Do you have a Yui daki?

Well... I don't really have anything against it but.... with all the Anti Russian propaganda I've been seeing and hearing about it's hard to like it.

That's a shame

That's the spirit