I fucked up b....I was lonely/depressed after my ex dumped me and started going down the trap/sissy rabbit hole...

I fucked up b....I was lonely/depressed after my ex dumped me and started going down the trap/sissy rabbit hole. No idea how it happened but started talking to this cutie at work and she wants to come over tomorrow night for drinks, already hinting that shes DTF....Problem is my pubes are completely shaved and my legs barely have hair on them from shaving last week....will she think Im weird/faggot? I have no idea what girls think about this kind of shit...will it even matter?

Literally just say that's how you roll. You shave cause you feel. Cleaner.

DTF = Decided To Fuck?
Also, some bitches like it that way, don't worry and go for it. Just say that you don't like hair.
But anyways, if you're into that kind of fetish, why would you wanna bang some chick?

hmm not a bad idea user

Down to fuck
And its more about the humiliation, degeneracy of the fetish. Tried to suck a craigslist dick once and literally almost puked all over his dick and almost had a panic attack. Open to trying again but idk I think my mind was telling me that dick isnt for me

it shouldnt be a problem, just tell her you think it feels better during the summer etc etc

Don't be self-conscious about it, be confident about it. If she asks, just let her know that's how you like it. Most girls don't give a fuck. A lot prefer some clean shaven men. You're fine user, don't sweat it.

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Nah I'm just French I don't know what DTF means that's all

yea thats true, she probably wont even say anything. the summer thing is a good excuse

well this of it this way, you will some real time practice , she will see what you are doing, and either be grossed out ..or help you get better at it..

Is that girl Lorde?

no randy , south park , music alter ego

its obviously lorde

no dumbshit ,
it is randy from southpark
who's alter ego in the music business was larde .....( yes I said larde)
randy is supposed to lorde , that's the joke.
watch the EP ,
holy shit , do none of you know what being factious is ? Sup Forums is being filled with stupid by the day now

Trap sissy rabbit hole?
First of all most girls like it cleaner and easier to suck. Second is being sissy like a choclate you tell yourself you can't have?
No amount of depressed will make me sissy. You're just sissy accept it and have fun. Don't blame it on depression

are you fucking autistic? its obviously lorde, stop derailing the thread

wow you are stupid ,even on Sup Forums bell curve and that is really hard , congrats

is that randy from south park?

>I WANT YOU TO LISTEN CLOSELY user.

Tell her you're a swimmerFAG, you had an amatuer comp, male jokes out of it saying "Oh yeah I don't really swim I just like to dress up in suspenders and lingerie, if you have any you can model for me, if I like them I might borrow"

Then fuck the shit out of her while she modeling said lingerie.

Don't joke two hard, and don't mention it if she doesn't.

more of a porn addiction thing that went extreme with sissy stuff

user's not wrong , probably just a bored summer fag.

and /thread

I am lorde ya ya ya

jezus lighten up I said I was being factious or in case that is to obscure of a word for you ,
it means I was fucking joking
god damn.

kek for the appropriate image. also, depends on your age, in highschool probably not a big deal shaving is more common. in college or later you're fucked mate at least with the legs part. thats what you get for being a faggot though, go stick that dildo up your ass you dont deserve pussy anyway.

so I don't suppose you have any pics of you in sissy clothing .
do you ? I mean it's not for me , it's for a friend for research purposes.

yes we're too stupid for you, no way whatsoever for us to understand your epic trolling. its still Lorde btw

never said it wasn't dumbshit
said it was randy in his alter ego as lorde
go play in the street

lorde is cool

we are going to have to see you without pants on to give you an accurate answer

i need to be loved

hey OP did you leave ?

Hey dumbass!! Just say you lost a bet and had to shave it all.

did you go bad?

Lorde

some things will never wash away

shaved pubes is pretty normal for guys these days

Fuck with the lights off

A little help

Are you really worried about that? I am hairy as fuck and always thought that having them was the problem, sometimes I trim but I'm a virgin fuck anyways.

Women don't care

i once fell in love with a girl called grimes and im still in love with

if you didn't care -