What did ozil mean by this?

what did ozil mean by this?

Auditioning for Bayern next season

Playing exactly like Messi
Next Ballon d'Or

the typical turkish work mentality

this is why most of them never make it out of the ghettos over here

>playing like that at 0-0

fucking trash honestly

he's supposed to cut the line of pass for #14, can't be faulted for the goal at all

casting the invisibility spell causes him to slow down by 80% for 5 seconds

Robben wasn't his man, his man was Alonso. It is Coquelin's fault for stupidly going outside instead of inside and giving Robben space to shoot.

kek

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how come germans come up with shit like that all the time

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He really would like to do that move himself so he's watching closely.

Fucking germans every time

Kek

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Some Kanacken insist he is one of the best players in the world. I often have to hear them saying this.

I guess we will just never understand the art of Turkish football.

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Our humour is on another level.

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Literally why is he even in the starting squad anymore? Laziest player.

is he invoker

lül

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

their humour is so autistic it occasionally breaks into the genre-shattering hilarious

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are you guys slow or just memeing?

he was marking number 14

there were 3 arsenal players closer to robben

that's really not that funny.
the responses just go to show the crossboarding nature of this website

fuck off v/edditors with your shitty gaming references quirky xD

Oh I'm laffin

let's hear your effort then boris

good one

what would make you post this? You see a bunch of people coming together and laughing at a simple joke and your first instinct is to instantly shit on everyone's good time? You must be truly on another level of autism

>be funny!

autismus

avada kedavra! lol


le invisibility spe

Enzo approves

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this is classical british humour tbqhwym8

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Is this a harry potter "joke" or something?

Ozil bought a platinum arsenal membership, this membership allows you to wear the arsenal kit and to spectate games on the pitch.

>tfw to smart to run

>Asking for 240K a week

There is no excuse for not going after Robben, he is literally a few steps away from Ozil. I've seen some crazy ass shit back in my time, but this unseemly

At least he made it

He was "marking" Alonso

I don't get it

Non meme answer is that he didn't want to decommit from marking Xabi Alonso

this man is in the club and cuts inside to slap your gf's ass, what do you do?

Well played

In some video games. Invisibility buff cause reduction in movement speed

I'm more interested in why Coquelin let Robben cut inside

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mark xabi alonso

what game/thing is this a reference to

you honestly think it's better for him to stay close to alonso in that situation?

Football foesn't work like that. Players should just mark their man and just play football instead of worrying about tactics.

Sounds like some bullshit you'd here down at a GAA club

Based Hans

>11 minutes into the match
lmao

check still cashed after the game

Sounds like you belong in a GAY club along with all of the 'muh trequartista' backseat managers on Sup Forums

a lack of humour is indicative of some amount of autism user you should get it checked out

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Özil looks so comfy jogging like that.

>Sup Forums

/tg/ famalamazoid

>the art of Turkish football.
he learnt how to play in Germany. he plays for Germany. He is basically German.
but he swears in Turkish during matches. that has to be counted right?

He says his feeling for the ball is turkish
Overall he is probably even a bigger turkaboo than the almancis who chose to play for Turkey
Though they say his turkish is atrocious

>He says his feeling for the ball is turkish
oh, yeah. it is hard to supress that.

>Though they say his turkish is atrocious
never heard of him speaking. but lip reading when he got fouled is very entertaining.

You sound dense as fuck

If Coquelin defends like any competent defender should in that situation, yes. Instead, for some bizarrely stupid reason, Coquelin gives Robben space to cut inside despite Robben's play being so predictable it's literally a meme. This isn't your local Sunday league, it's the fucking Champions League, you expect your defenders to have done their homework and actually cover the space their supposed to. Even moreso when Gibbs and Iwobi are in a position to cover down the line.

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wew lads

if he always cuts inside then why don't the defenders just stay inside?

why would bayern want a lazy, overrated, greedy turk in their team?

they don't even play with a 10, haven't for years

We've got Ozil...
Mesut Ozil...
I just don't think you understand.
He's Arsene Wegner's man,
He's better than Zidane,
We've got Mesut Ozil....

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cheeky cunt may god fuck the sky on you

he has that typical german tradition of losing

>Fucking germans every time

germans being funny? every time? wut?

Top kek. Nice one, Hans.

fafggot

HOW DOES HE DO IT

AKARIIIII! HAI!

Rich coming from serial chokers.

put me in le screencap guise

I don't get it