Banter an American

>banter an American
>he copy and pastes 20+ links to demographic surveys and tabloid articles about my country, making sure to mention Islam and to call me Nigel

Shove it up ur ass muhammad

>banter a brit
>he is unable to breath properly due to massive inbreeding in his gene pool causing major physical deformities and he tragically dies on the spot

>banter an Aussie
>he laughs with it and returns some light hearted rivalry
>suck him off while he watches the all blacks decimate his """"""""team""""""""

>tfw all you ever get is some non sequitur about destroying Europe
wish I could banter properly

>banter anyone here
>they reply "I love you Italy"

...

y-you too

I love you italy

:3

I rove you Itary

>banter a bong
>he gets butthurt and posts a ">banter an american" thread

>euro gets triggered
>nobody cares
>burger gets triggered
>gets berated for not handling banter

What did the world mean by this?

How many times are you going to post this?

>he doesn't banter himself
>he is unable to make himself genuinely mad
>he doesn't report himself when he's mad at himself

>Be British
>Wake up
>Remind /ck/ that we enjoy the traditional English breakfast and they're all uncultured and plebs
>Create another thread about how only us Britons can brew tea correctly
>Make some Lipton tea to which I add copious amounts of milk and sugar in order to cover up the chlorine taste
>As for breakfast I skillfully craft frozen "pork faggots" to which I add marmite in an attempt to convince myself I actually like it
>Go to the bathroom and take a shit
>CCTV camera above my toilet spots me not using adequate amounts of toilet paper
>Fined £250
>Open /o/
>Find any thread I can about American cars, shitpost about them and how they're all terrible
>Time to leave for work!
>As I'm walking to my 400cc Renault LeHomeau I notice my neighbor Muhammad has also purchased the same car. I'm envious as his wife let him buy the Super Sport Premium Sport XTFRS-KR version which is 430cc which is a blazing-fast 34 seconds to 100kph.
>Head back inside to shitpost on /o/ some more about American car quali- bollocks did my plastic door panel just fall off again
>Okay now I'm late so I really need to leave for work now
>The CCTV camera in my driveway catches this and I'm fined £500 for improper vehicle maintenance
>The fine didn't actually show up for seven days
>Receive another fine for £600 not paying the aforementioned fine within two days of the infraction
>Pull my phone out
>Make a thread on /o/ about how I'm going to be driving on glorious European roads and how Americans are jealous
>Merge onto the A4
>After 28 seconds I'm finally at the speed limit
>Fined £120 for inadequate acceleration
>Traffic up ahead causing me to brake harshly
>Get rear-ended by Achmed Jihadfalafelallah
>Ask him for insurance information
>He doesn't have insurance
>Call the police
>Fined £5,000 for being insensitive to Achmed's feelings

shant be reading all of this trite

of course you won't, tom elsbury of the west midlands on vacation in the US

who goes on vacation in Pennsylvania

>banter an American
>he start crying

>banter an American
>He responds saying "we could destroy your country in less than a day"

fucking nigger. all your women have noses like jews

Some like to fuck jews

Some like to get fucked by jews

>banter an american
>he sues me

>Banter an American
>B-But uh t. C-Chang

>be swedish, get bantered
>don't even argue with people any more, the country is truly lost
>no amount of banter will change it
>we're doomed

>friendly banter an American
>16 replies

>banter American
>get muh refugees reply and Trump will stump the spics chants with three Breitbart articles and an Alex Jones video

L.O.L.

Truly upsetting.

>banter american
>enjoy getting cultural enriched mehmet 43% of newborns in amsterdam are muslims don't expect us to save your ass again europoor

>20+ links to demographic surveys and tabloid articles about my country
kek did iki move to america?

this

>banter an American in a friendly manner to lighten the mood and provide laffs for everyone
>a fucking tree shitskin sandnigger dune coon camel jockey Ahmed Muhammad Abdul terrorist shitskin I hope Israel invades ure country bitch