Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Alexander Sanders
Was giving me an erection part of the plan?
Andrew Gonzalez
You talk way too much. I don't need you to be conscious for this.
Benjamin Turner
/jp/ go and stay go.
Jason Nelson
nice quads, But why the fuck did the eyes bait me into this thread first?
Alexander Nguyen
>the leaf is a muslim.
Carter Kelly
This... this is advanced shitposting
Ian Diaz
Get those cowtits out of here.
Eli Sanchez
>/jp/ is trying to shit up Sup Forums with touhou tits Get out of here you degenerate
Aaron Smith
...
Cooper Williams
>Beta female trying in absolute desperation to get any attention >Failing miserably even when making all the moves for the guy
Levi Sanchez
...
Christian Reed
...
Jeremiah Brooks
... boing?
Alexander Morales
Rock hard.
David Price
time to sit back and evaluate what you've become.
Nathan Gutierrez
>someone took the time to post this
Isaac Anderson
Why?
Aaron Martin
What
Jason Gonzalez
You filthy mongrel How dare you post this degeneracy
You're not living you're life correctly Reevaluate your life choices
Jacob Murphy
*your life*
Alexander Phillips
Bitch, it is time for slaughtering degenerates.
#UCHIHA_POWER
Mason Harris
because you got extremely sexually aroused to some cartoon image with accompanying, ridiculous erotic text? hello?
Michael Jones
Is there a problem with that? Did this not get you hard?
Elijah Brooks
>Jeezums fucking Crikes What did she mean by this?
Jacob Jenkins
>I'm impotent and PROUD
Samuel Long
i didnt get hard at all. not even remotely. the idea of fapping didnt cross my mind.
Leo Morris
10/10 thread, lovin' it
Julian Edwards
Are you a fag? As long as you're no SJW, it's fine by me, but seriously. Are you a fag?
Isaac King
...
Parker Adams
I love this place
Cooper Jenkins
>Sup Forums - Politics and News Anime tiddies are welcome everywhere though
Jacob Evans
japanegro leav
Xavier Cook
This is some circa 2010 /jp/ shitposting.
Ian Brooks
nope, not gay. but also not into cartoon erotica. so i guess the final score is me 1, you 0
Brayden Sullivan
...
Juan Moore
Those trips, MY DICK
Josiah Perez
>the final score is me 1, you 0 It's not a competition, fag.
Daniel Perry
What does this have to do with Sup Forums ??
Easton Wood
ah this is highly competent shitposting folks. so much better than frogs.
Jonathan Stewart
You have a cool ID.
Bentley Gutierrez
...
Easton Stewart
Doesn't she abort her child in a hentai doujin?
Jose Cooper
>Has impotence >Final score 1 nil Yeah, just not to you m8.
John Edwards
>Sup Forums - Otaku Culture
Connor Watson
m-m-muh dik
Cooper Davis
Islam? More like Isleaf.
Zachary Rogers
for fucks sake Sup Forums is so degenerate
Aaron Davis
That chest isn't nearly flat enough
Alexander Parker
>anime
Brandon Reed
>tumblrtale
Adam Allen
well reading this actually gave me a boner so well if this was the plan it worked, not bad user not bad.
Ayden Johnson
Talk way to much.
Levi Reyes
>accuses someone of being from tumblr >uses an image that implies that I'm from reddit
Boy, this isn't your day.
Aaron Jenkins
That drawing is awful and so is your taste.
Chase Miller
t. aussie with a proxy
David Sullivan
>implying it's mutually exclusive
Go back to wherever you came from.
Elijah Hughes
Enju a best
Jacob Price
>tumblr universe
Isaac Torres
tumblrtale is the game you're from reddit
I'll clarify my post
Anthony Diaz
>Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick!
You're now reading OP's post in Kasich's voice.
Jayden Morgan
>You will never touch a woman
Owen Murphy
FUCK YOUR NULL DU B S CONFIRMS. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF user
Jordan Clark
Please DELETE THIS thread inmediately and do NOT sexualize the tatara EVER again, she is too pure and full of innocence.
Adam Reed
Everyone has seen tits since they were babies unless their mother died or never loved them.