Sup b. how do i become more alpha?

sup b. how do i become more alpha?

stop being like jennader bindersnatch

1 Take steroids
2 Go to gym
3 ?????
4 Profit

grow ears

No
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Just be yourself jagoff.

First you have to stop re-posting.

You can't.
You look like THAT

Step #1- don't look like pic related

Click randomize character again.

Here you go

This

start to lift learn to fight, spar boxing, judo ect

build a log cabin, make bank take the faggy shit of your neck

also grow out your hair more have a weird head

Grow a beard and stop dressing like a fag

This, plus some gym time

Tear down a symbol of hate!

Nigga you alpha af.

Wazup OP

There are no such things as Alpha Males or Beta Males
There are only people attracted to certain character traits

GRow earz

be more like this guy

You don't

412 faggot detected. OP get reconstructive surgery so you don't look like you were run over by a steam roller on your side

I can smile too.

Go to the grocery store and buy some ear growing hormone.

>people thinking this is actually OP

Keked

Certain that this is that guy from behind

get a head transplant

KYS & hope you get reincarnated with better genes.

Ugly ass noodle head

You don't can.

stop shitposting and lurk more.