Alice thread uwu

Alice thread uwu

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Kys

Show benis right fucking now before I get mad

She's so cute

Magneto, you are obsessed. Heart felt confession of love when?

"she"

H-h-hey guys.

I am the new Alice, just call me Chen-sama.

What do you guys want to talk about today?

Actually look at this
If you compare the speed of this thread and an actual alice thread you will see a radical difference
That difference comes from alicefags who samefag all alice threads so it looks like its fast and popular.
This here, this right here is proof of it.
Without her sorry cultists alice would be long dead.

Kek

Actually, her threads are slow until the spammers show up.
People aren't responding to this one because its obviously not her.

What makes it obvious to your avarage lurking user which alice claims her threads are full of?

Of course is not her.
Is someone better then her.
Is Chen-sama!

Chen

Someone post Alice ass pic thx

Alice

Well, for one, her threads establish a theme on the first post and if she does cosplay she first post has a time stamp.
Anyone looking at this thread now sees an animu cosplayer and an uwu face. Id give it a pass too if I didn't know the reason it was posted.
Trust me on this one. Id love to unveil some giant conspiracy.. its just a nice girl making regular threads on a slow board.

Hello there, user!

Man, excellent parody user-kun.

Can anyone explain this hypocrisy?

>one white nationalist kills a person = all white men are evil

>one muslim kills multiple people = not all muslims are terrorist

0/10 you didnt hand out courtesy (you)s to everyone

Blood-chan don't be a retard

>its just a nice girl making regular threads on a slow board.

AhahahAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
That was bloody rich

Leftist liberals are idiots, mystery solved.

I can't believe you guys are giving Alice attention like this again.

Hey Jack what's up?

White lives don't matter you bigotted racist sexist piece of shit.

I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i think they are musilims!
Hahahahaha guys! I said something really silly!
Oh me, Chen-sama did it again, uhh-wee!

Ika

All white men are evil either they're killers or not.
One muslim killer doesn't represent the entire muslim community.
It's not so hard to get, dumbo.

she is not available on skype now :(

Well, care to explain how I'm wrong?
Sup Forums is dying.
Alice is, at least, very altruistic and dedicated.
Regular threads draw in more anons regarless of whether or not they have seen the thread posted before or not. People are more likely to respond to a post with responses, its bumped more by regulars so its seen by more people..
I mean c'mon. I'll hear you out. I want to see you do better. Have some integrity.

>What are with this prices?

watchix.the-button.com

...

knock, knock!!

Alice Margatroid, are you there?

Hello Bot. How are you?

The spammers are still on the bus home from school. They'll be here soon.

>the ultimate white knight, Revvy.

What do we get for joining your cult?

It's not 5pm and this isn't an advice thread. Not real

It's not hypocrisy. Hypocrisy requires privilege.

t. a poorly characterized wasted skank

>omg, it's Twoo Haaandso!!

dafuq.

the best character, and most realistic one, is Sawyer

>the engaged, female, constantly adversarial shitposter is a white knight
Sure bud. You wonder why these threads attract me like a fly to shit?

ROASTIE GET OUTTTTTTTT

...

my waifu

>the ultimate white knight, Revvy.

H-h-h-ey!!

Chen-sama is here to bring Sup Forums back alive too!!!
:-(

Hmmmmm!!! Questionable! I think you are my watch, user-kun!

I wanted to ask you about somebody but you are not on discord or skype or steam or anywhere right?

I explained myself even though I shouldn't have a hundred times already.

Man I will fight you. Revy is not waifu material because being in a relationship with her would suck, but she is a very realistic portrayal of a complex female character with a traumatic past.
Benny was actually my favorite character on my first watch-through, though. Cozy motherfucker

alice is gay

Just sage the real thread and report it for avatarfagging
Then move on

you seem quite an expert about gayness

Requesting OC by Alice/Sakuya 3D.

whats that, forget to sage and dont report?
you got it got boss

You really didn't, though. Not to me. I've got no horses in this race. I'm new to this fuckin' rper circus here

This thread is not a real alice thread. Im telling you to sage and report the real thread.

How can you be this retarded?

Waifu threads are hardly getting banned for that shit anymore.
Just filter the fuckin threads ffs what is this 2006?

Well, Alice loves me and you guys are no fun.

it's 10:47pm here, and Alice is not yet here.

I'm going to sleep.

okay you assclown, prove its not her
show ass

PTSD

but im a jackfag, we fight against the alices
you should join us instead
whew
i wanna carve that ass up

Im on steam i'll add you later!

If only we could all ally against a common enemy.. we could probably drive the celebfag RPers off the board.

If you, a bunch of grown ass adults, enjoy wasting your time over stupid insignificant internet person drama why not do it effectively? Why not drop the petty shit and become a force to be reckoned with?

Here, retard

>no ass provided
LOL DIDT READ

stop caring so much.

Until Alice betrays your trust like she did to me.

sounds like Alice is gonna start the real thread in less than 10 minutes

Join us~

>Asian
kek

tell us wut happened user

DUDE IM NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

IM A CHEN FAG.
THAT GUY IS LIT AF.

I thought we were being melodramatic and stupid here.. maybe i didnt understand the point of this thread.
Oh fuck it why not. Wheres the flag god when you need him..

Ikaros I miss you!

she told me that to enlarge my wiener I had to eat doritos.

Now I'm 560 lbs and can't even fart without jiggling all the lard of my body

I thought that was the Annabelle doll for a second

she said she loved me and wanted me to move into her home, but it was all a lie

Jack feeds us pizza! Think about that.

What?

Evil

Hi!

I was, indeed.

Chen feeds us the opportunity to conquer over the world.

Im going to kill you like you do to dogs

Will alice show us her flips toast trick today too?

Seems like someone else is obssesed

Chen, Alice, 2B, Jill, Madoka, Fenn, that other guy.. i think people are taking this shit too seriously. The hate cultists are creepier than anyone that considers themselves Alice's friend

You sound like Alice now...

But I've never harmed a dog in my life...

Stop lying to people please?

Can I claim you as my waifu, magneto?

Be sure to do it this is important. I need that info this week. I'll fill ya in return

Thats what I'm motherfucking talkin' about. Real happenings, and not just waiting for it but being the flagbearers of it.

Will you guys join my cult? o_O

Yo, what the fuck, I am just trying to have fun, o_O

youtube.com/watch?v=aTsDcjHj54M

here is some music

Yea pls we are betas orbiters thats what we do make a patreon/twitch/ and every other shit pls

I have the pictures of you doing it. Also Sonata is a total loser, he got butthurt and blocked me lol

Everyone! Just say "HAIL CHEN!", NOW!

I l-love you anons.

So, lets stop the autism surrounding this shit. I really do believe that it isnt the presence of the threads that are the problem, but the overinflated controversy that would usually be handled over a private chat. It's everyone else dragging this shit out because they're spoiling to raid someone that they think deserves it. There are soooo many more fun targets.

Anyone that can freely say they do this for the spirit of shitposting, join me and annhiliate shitty bait, celeb threads, constant cuck and wwyd.. I've been making myself a target for a month straight and people cant do shit.

added
please don't post them
and sonata is my husband, he's not a loser, you are

Hey Jack whats up?

You cannot stop the Jack just give up.

>Anyone that can freely say they do this for the spirit of shitposting, join me and annhiliate shitty bait, celeb threads, constant cuck and wwyd.

Sounds like a pretty crappy goal, Revy.

Is this Alice? Fuuuuuck she's uglyyyyyyyyy not fapping ever again!

Revy I have to think you, you're recordings help me catfish a pedo into driving hundreds of miles to see a young girl who doesnt exist

Nah thx

You must be a busy guy dude

No, that's not.
This is her though, confirmed.

I don't want to stop the guy. He hasn't explained himself to me. I'm here to recruit.
And you didnt post the fallout? Cmon man, I deserve a cut of that.
Magneto.. stop being so tsundre
Everything we do on this fuckin' board is inconsequential as fuck.