Hey Sup Forums today I snagged this cute lil Coon cub. Trips decides what to do
OP WILL DELIVAR
Hey Sup Forums today I snagged this cute lil Coon cub. Trips decides what to do
OP WILL DELIVAR
Pat its head and feed it.
Let it go.
Eat it
Shove it up your ass and get rabies and die
Raise it as a pet
Set it free in your neighbor's yard
Suck its dick.
set it free in the wild, or kill it. Whatever. These things are fucking bastards anyways.
feed it cereal
Take it to animal shelter or something like that.
give him some milk i rekon they like milk
then let him go
Set it free for good karma.
I feel I've already made my contribution to a coon thread.
Let it go in the woods.
give it a banana
rollin again and sorry i ment to say "i racon"
piss all over it and film it
Take a picture of it and make a stupid thread on Sup Forums
i use to rehab coons, cute little bastards. drive it about 50 miles away to a nice forest.
let it bite off your dick
Grab it by the tail while wearing gloves so you don't get bit and sling it as far as you can
Feed it and let to go in the woods
pee all over it and film it
Cum on it
inb4 throw cage in pool
Recreate the "we're sending the first rat to the moon" video
let it go nigga
Tell it your entire life story then let it go
Any of these.
I fucking love this board
Re roll
new recruit for the space program
reroll
stick your dick in it
Let him go in your kitchen, and feed him. He is now your pet.
re-roll
Convert it to Judaism then let it go
Sharpie in his pooper and lick it clean
let it spend the night in your room
roll
Love it and care for it till it dies of natural causes
set it free
stick your dick in it
Let it go
stick your dick in its ass
If 69 make racoon pie, leave it out to feed other racoons.
Also cure the tail and attach to butt plug.
These
for 2 nights
roll
one last roll for space program
Drink a beer with it and then set it free.
Reroll
roll
set free
Throw furry creature into forest.
Keep it in the cage and starve it a little bit but not to death, then kidnap people and feed them to it
Set it free, but only after dying it's tail a bright pink.
rollarino
burn it alive
Reroll
Fuck it to death.
Cum on it, then space program
rerolllllllll
let it free its to cutexddd
Stick your penis in the cage and then after it attacks it let it go.
this
Almost
Stab it
If it's male kill and use it's penis bone as a toothpick. Coon dick toothpick, Alabamastan style
Release it back to the wild
roal
nice dubs and, roll kiss it on the mouth
skin it alive
pee all over it and film it
Smear jelly on your dick and shove it into the cage. No pulling back until the blood flows!0
Slice it up
rollll
apologize for your choices and let him back into the wild after praying for his safety
Make him a cape and wizards hat and love him and care for him for the rest of his life
Set it free in walmart!!!!
rolling
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Reroll.
roll
grab a knife and cut its head off, make sure its dull
REROLL
Keep it as a pet
Winner
Masturbate it and drink its jiz
Put its head on a spike outside to warn the other raccoons
WINRAR
WINRARRR
Winrar!
Attach it to a firework or multiple and send it to space
Get it stoned
OP here, waiting on trips has got me hungry, I think my new friend needs some too
AND WE HAVE A WINNER BOYS
Release
Incinerate.