Aaand . . . . GO!

aaand . . . . GO!

>revive bugs
>create prehistoric bug collection
>mutate and release into wild
>watch as surrounding ecosystems topple
>Become Bugman

Get out of my head.

>go to casino with bro
>absorb all his bad luck at roulette
>50 on red all day
>split monies
>profit

that's actually a good plan faggot

I really need light so I want to summon one singular lamp

i have my moments

use invisibility in dark to commit daring acts of crime. crime wave sweeps the entire world as i steal left and right, murder, rape and work my way as the most prolific criminal ever

and that's why they call you The Cocksmoker

kek.

Litterally first cop with a light kill you

literally, i will kill that cop before his/her light sees me. get outta her with that bullshit

Wouldn't having bad luck mean things would, one way or another, the worst possible way for you?
Maybe your bro will betray you, or the casino staff will kick him out or something.

Oh i didn't know you were a nigger

as much of a nigger as you are

shut it faggot

OP here!

just a reminder no one has thought out a single pro to any of these abilities

please continue spewing shit!

*without a con!

no, the crimewave has no cons

One second super strength, super powered punches, become best boxer of all time.

communicate with fruit

end of loneliness