aaand . . . . GO!
Aaand . . . . GO!
>revive bugs
>create prehistoric bug collection
>mutate and release into wild
>watch as surrounding ecosystems topple
>Become Bugman
Get out of my head.
>go to casino with bro
>absorb all his bad luck at roulette
>50 on red all day
>split monies
>profit
that's actually a good plan faggot
I really need light so I want to summon one singular lamp
i have my moments
use invisibility in dark to commit daring acts of crime. crime wave sweeps the entire world as i steal left and right, murder, rape and work my way as the most prolific criminal ever
and that's why they call you The Cocksmoker
kek.
Litterally first cop with a light kill you
literally, i will kill that cop before his/her light sees me. get outta her with that bullshit
Wouldn't having bad luck mean things would, one way or another, the worst possible way for you?
Maybe your bro will betray you, or the casino staff will kick him out or something.
Oh i didn't know you were a nigger
as much of a nigger as you are
shut it faggot
OP here!
just a reminder no one has thought out a single pro to any of these abilities
please continue spewing shit!
*without a con!
no, the crimewave has no cons
One second super strength, super powered punches, become best boxer of all time.
communicate with fruit
end of loneliness