Official Slav Thread:
Invited: Every Slav, even di*spora.
Not Invited: пpидypки
Be Slavic, talk about being Slavic, share stories, post your food, post your booze, post your room, post whatever you want.
ALL SLAVS WELCOME!!!
>Pic only related depending on the situation
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Bump.
Who's drinking tonight?
drinking heavily
what in vodka-drinking hell are пpидypки?
>tfw slav
>Polacks will never post in this thread unless offends them
>Polacks are the worst Slav
>Polacks are racist, angry, and small
>Polacks have fat faces
>I have fucked many Pole females in Chicago
>Their men are honestly feminine manbaby
>I get your polish speaking pussy at LEAST 3 times a year
>Yes, I am going to impregnate a 1st gen Pole.
Problem?
Bullies, asshole, dicks.. Whatever you call them if it's better post it.
What word do you use for them?
nepridipravi
Is this like a S*erb would call a fucking cock sucker?
it's just the phrase ne pride prav written together - it basically means ne'er do well.
Pieprzyć się
also pridanič - nič (kaj) prida
we're big on terms of derision
What are the girls like?
If I came in as Russian (temporary working in Chicago) with enough money to buy drink for 3 girl can I get laid.
(I'm a 7/10 at best)
yeah, just go to a disco of some sort and I'm sure you'll be a smash with your exotic English accent
>Eng
What anime do you watch recently? I watch 2nd season of Tales of Zestiria
>Pl
Jakie animu teraz oglądacie? Ja jadę teraz z drugim sezonem Tales of Zestiria.
>le vodka adidas squat xd
Getting mighty fucking tired of this
Again I am russian not 'murican. I am interested posting under this flag while I stay here.
>proljet
Does it mean "before summer" or "leads to summer"?
>implying Slovenians would understand spoken Russian when hearing it for possibly the first time
how should we know? Pro- is not a Slovenian prefix. But if it's anything like pred-, then it means before.
2014 gundam g and megazone movies.
Your guess is as good as mine. Summer is poletje in Slovene.
I watched Great Teacher Onizuka recently. Fine, call me an oldfags if you must.
His and Her Circumstances was okay but I had to watch it in yкpaїнcький to get it because they talk so fast.
I do not normally watch anime because I am not a faggot
in polish we have prefix pro- only for 1 word and basically it is taken from "prosto" which means straight/forward. Pro-wadzić in polish means to lead, wadzić is form wodzić which means "to make someone follow that what you point"
This picture could not be more incorrect.
Is this supposed to be a joke?
wypok czeka na takich jak ty
GTO is one of the best animes ever created, very good choice
I don't watch gundams, I am not really into mecha stuff. I prefer much more magic shit/cgdct/romance/slice of life.
I m digging that milf look
I do not normally get anywhere near diggout because I am not an anime-watching faggot
i like romance+slice of life, but they are about hikku-otakus meeting loud or too shy girls or shit like that.
i liked space brothers a lot.
>not into mecha
well, desu that gundam and many others are more about romance and other shit, than mechas.
I loved watching it, I need to know of more like it. I've watched all of it probably 4 times.
I am 29 and about a month ago I had sex with a 48 year old. She sucked my dick like it was a popsicle made of money.
>She sucked my dick like it was a popsicle made of money.
don't talk about you mother like that, onizuka-san
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Are you saying I have mother issues?
On the contrary, that was just for fun. Sometimes in the US the age of consent is 16, like in Iowa.
She liked foreigners. Also she was 17 but it was still legal.
She used too many teeth, but her tight ass was within arm reach so I didn't make a big deal out of it. She eats cum.
>Are you saying
no, i'm saying that you are not into jokes much.
you are a classy one I see
I love jokes, I am sorry
How many babies can you fit in a blender?
I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.
When I was 17 I knew whether or not I wanted to be fucking. I tried to fuck all the time. Only 2 years later I had sex with a 35 year old and all her friends knew about it and she didn't give a shit.
wew lad.... how do you even get close enough to a woman?
i am 25 and i have never even touched a woman's boob
i want to touch a woman
why isn't my life like this?
im jerking off to that putina, btw
cuz you arn t lying
just woke up and noticed bruised knees
remember nothing from last night
might be an official thot desu lads. Let's see how this turns out
..,.. what????
>why isn't my life like this?
I do not know, I would probably have to see or meet you to answer that.
guys suggest me similar bydlo-eurobeat as this pls
literally was listening to it the whole day
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Post a picture, son. We don't care if it's from Facebook.
Don't ask us what to do if you're not going to show us what she looks like.
What did you drink?
>pavasaris
I love pribalty fascisty now. That sounds cool.
Mинaлaтa ceдмицa глeдaх Nichibros, a вчepa EoE.
Why would you respond to him in Bulgar?
Are you rude? If you are not rude post a picture of a good looking Bulgaria woman now. Especially if it is your girl friend.
you're getting my knee only. idk who she is
am I white?
beton
2lbeer with 3 small vinjak bottles
decided to show off then bought an absolut vodka. Threw up half way through but I chugged it down.
I guess people can have stomach isues after swallowing their pride
>this song was made by shit band from 90'
>it was fucking meme "The worst music video ever"
>meme was so popular that it was one of the most viewed polish yt videos
>Band thought that they are popular, so they have reactivated their team and made new songs
>they become one of the most popular disco-polo bands in Poland
This is one of the most surreal turnouts that have ever happened in polish music's history.
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Yeah Slobodan you're white.
Jesus man you had some hard fuggs
Congraduladons
fuck man, that's truly amazing, appreciate it much.
>Toples - Sasiadka
that sounds a lot like one russian eurobeat, i forgot the name tho.
JPII would be VERY VERY disappointed in you user
I got better one youtu.be
serbs are slavs, but their music along with bulgarian sure sounds like turkey to me. bosnian too, but that's clear anyways.
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>one of my favourites
his voice is both epic and funny at the same time, kek.
They aren't. Serbs are balkanites.
/ex yu/ Balkans are slav
He's not wrong, Serbian music sounds Turkish
what about cro music youtu.be
that doesn't sound like it, but i think your music is kinda similar too, at least when i was in cernogorie, most of the music sounded turkish, with all those crazy flutes and shit.
Veliko bolje
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>Zabierz mnie do swedo domu
not sure, who stole from whom, but that guy is like pop-bydlo-club king from 90s-early 00s
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From balkan music i really like this one
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I wish polish anthem wasn't fucking gay french melody shit, but counter song that is "unofficial" anthem is literally about destroying Germany, so it couldn't been accepted and that's why we have this fucking shitty anthem >> youtube.com
Real anthem of Poland >> youtube.com
hello
it kinda sad that pic related is globally most popular Czech singer
čurka-tier desu
i know right? i'm not czech btw, but im still pissed off, that i hear some country wannabe shit on the radio, instead of europop.
i like that guy for instance, but he's from 80s and czechs fucking despise him
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a slav
>balkan "music"
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define being slav
speak slav language
it means vodka, cyka blyat, cs go and chiki briki squats XD))))))))
ты вaщe нe cлaв cъeбaл быcтpo
i don't speak russian, ivan. write it in latin, pls.
I have vocaroo requests desu.
For Russian: Can you say Cъeбaл, Ceбaл, Дocтaвьтe, Жилocь.
I have no idea how you pronounce your ъ and ь.
For Poles: just sounds ę and ą.
Opa-opa, čto tu kurva jest? Da to /slav/-tred na mojem Sup Forumsě!
Vkotil sę jesm
What the fuck is this autist writing in?
*balkaniggers
FTFY
slavs were a mistake
>Cъeбaл
Just like how you'd pronounce it in Burglar but with a teeny stop between ъ and e
>ceбaл
cјeбaл
>Дocтaвьтe
дacтaвтјe
>Жилocь
жилocј
Just don't pronunce the J too hard at the end. It's almost like only half of it.
>ę and ą.
eu and au but the U part goes through your nose instead of your mouth.
t. ř
Koj autist, Azise? Ne vidim nikogo.
Tatar pls, this is a Slav thread.
yes but how the heck do you pronounce J is there is no vowel before and after it. That's what i don't get.
>I have no idea how you pronounce your ъ and ь.
They are not pronounced, they just modify previous sound. ь make previous sound soft, and ъ - hard. So, there're 4 variants of syllable this "s" and "e":
cэ = cъэ
ce = cьэ
cъe
cьe
>yes but how the heck do you pronounce J
Like you would pronounce й?
Btw don't take my word for it, that's just how I think it is, I might be wrong.
basically, you are right, yes. it is replaced with ъ, sometimes
hi
WTF ARE YOU IN NUCLEAR BUNKER OR WHAT
delet this
>ljuta zhaba
top cec
why tho?
this is how I imagine you - cheeky face cunt
Eh not really. Different eye and hair color, facial structure. Beard is maybe the same.
>ljuta zhaba
WTF? zlaja ljaguška