Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
I ate a bowl of ramen today...
Without the flavor packet.
I stay up till 4am
I ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King...
They cooked me one.
i can drink a fifth of whiskey and not think about her
I killed two stones with one bird.
>>HOW TOUGH AM I, HOW TOUGH AM I?!
>>I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning..!
yea, so?
>>MILK
GO RIGHT IN, SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING
I jerked off to a trap, and I'm not even gay.
I fucked my bitch in the ass so hard..
She grew a dick because of it.
i fucked ur mom lol
OP here, pic is of me. Gotta get past me to get in...
Go right in, sorry to keep you waiting!
I eat banana with ketchup.
Heh, try again little men!
A Lego brick stepped in my feet, it screamed in pain.
I once fapped to a woman tied up naked getting milk sprayed onto her face with viking music in the background in a backyard. I'd post the video but maximum size is 2MB
How tough am I?
I watched Toy Story 3 to the very end.
And didn't cry once.
I can suck my own dick
I have extremly credible and reliable sources that can tell you im really tough.
Sauce?
I stubbed my toe, and didn't even cry
when i was five i killed six billion jews
im tough i swear let me in please
I put my milk in before my cereal
I still hated you even when I was retarded and euphoric off drugs
I talked to a woman I didn't know
I stuck my finger in this after I did it
I only ate one potato chip.
i fap to this
I once ate the corn out of a grizzly bear's shit and then went back for seconds
Wow someone actually trying to be tough ITT
I made a salad of just dressing. Then I ate it with a fork made of lettuce.
I kicked the face off an otter
why? just why?
I finished GTA San Andreas... with no cheats
Jacked off and finished to the 911 call of the lady who got her face eaten by a chimp.
i could fap to this
youre such a lying sac of shit.
I once stepped on a lego, on purpose.
it was more gross than tough, nerve endings are toast so I didn't really feel it
When I come over to your house YOU are the guest.
I had to take a polygraph test and the machine confessed everything.
I once took a standardized test.
With a pen.
I don't scroll using a mouse. I use a lion.
How tough im? traps are gay i said it.
I'm at work browsing Sup Forums when I should be working. outta my fuckin way you nigger lover