Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

I ate a bowl of ramen today...

Without the flavor packet.

I stay up till 4am

I ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King...

They cooked me one.

i can drink a fifth of whiskey and not think about her

I killed two stones with one bird.

>>HOW TOUGH AM I, HOW TOUGH AM I?!
>>I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning..!
yea, so?
>>MILK
GO RIGHT IN, SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING

I jerked off to a trap, and I'm not even gay.

I fucked my bitch in the ass so hard..

She grew a dick because of it.

i fucked ur mom lol

OP here, pic is of me. Gotta get past me to get in...

Go right in, sorry to keep you waiting!

I eat banana with ketchup.

Heh, try again little men!

A Lego brick stepped in my feet, it screamed in pain.

I once fapped to a woman tied up naked getting milk sprayed onto her face with viking music in the background in a backyard. I'd post the video but maximum size is 2MB

How tough am I?

I watched Toy Story 3 to the very end.


And didn't cry once.

I can suck my own dick

I have extremly credible and reliable sources that can tell you im really tough.

Sauce?

I stubbed my toe, and didn't even cry

when i was five i killed six billion jews

im tough i swear let me in please

I put my milk in before my cereal

I still hated you even when I was retarded and euphoric off drugs

I talked to a woman I didn't know

I stuck my finger in this after I did it

I only ate one potato chip.

i fap to this

I once ate the corn out of a grizzly bear's shit and then went back for seconds

Wow someone actually trying to be tough ITT

I made a salad of just dressing. Then I ate it with a fork made of lettuce.

I kicked the face off an otter

why? just why?

I finished GTA San Andreas... with no cheats

Jacked off and finished to the 911 call of the lady who got her face eaten by a chimp.

i could fap to this

youre such a lying sac of shit.

I once stepped on a lego, on purpose.

it was more gross than tough, nerve endings are toast so I didn't really feel it

When I come over to your house YOU are the guest.

I had to take a polygraph test and the machine confessed everything.

I once took a standardized test.


With a pen.

I don't scroll using a mouse. I use a lion.

How tough im? traps are gay i said it.

I'm at work browsing Sup Forums when I should be working. outta my fuckin way you nigger lover