Welcome back, Sup Forumsatsy!!!

Welcome back, Sup Forumsatsy!!!

Resident Riddler again, bringing you more challenges!

Let's start with a classic!


Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

Sixx's log? !

What is "Shit" for 500.

Nothing

AIDS?

Silver coins

Winrar!

Correct, Sup Forumsatty-boy!

The answer is nothing!

I believe this to be true OP

Do your best Resident Riddler

Muh dick

Now, then! Let's get that bat brain really going!


A professor thinks of two consecutive numbers between 1 and 10.
'A' knows the 1st number and 'B' knows the second number

A: I do not know your number.
B: Neither do I know your number.
A: Now I know.

There are four solution for this.
What are they ?

6 yes

The fun is only getting started, my cro magnon friend! Here's a REAL stumper:

I'm hot, but I have no body
I'm white, but i have no skin
I can spin around for an hour without getting dizzy
If you put wet clothes in me, I dry them

¿¿¿wHaT aM i???

"Nothing"

Do you worst

dryer

EDIT: a white dryer

Nigga, you late bwoy

The wind?

The dryer

A dryer faggot

...

Radiater

My answer fits better

A Tornado

What people are always in a hurry?

Here's one for the eye AND the mind, my winged nemesis!

Solve this rebus - what word does it represent?

Not really

This thread just showed you that it's full of anons ready to believe in good.

house of cards

FLUSH

Excellent work, but I'm just warming up!

I have hands, but I can't clap
I have a face, but no eyes or mouth or nose
If I'm too slow, you could lose your job
Some people hang me on a wall and then look at me to tell what time it is

WHAT AMMMM IIIIIIIIII

War

STRAIGHT?

Clock

clock...

Russians

A clock you fucking ginger

A clock.

Clock clock clock

I love that movie :^)

Time is UP, bats! Here is the obvious answer you failed to realize!

If Sam or Alex had 1 or 10, then they would have solved it straight away. But neither did.

But when Alex discovered that Sam didn't know, he went from not knowing to knowing. So Alex must have had a number where Sam's answer was crucial.

If Alex had 2, then Sam could have 1 or 3 - and the crucial answer "I don't know your number, either" would have ruled out 1, leaving 3 as the other number (Solution: 2 and 3)

Now, if Alex had 3, then he would expect Sam to have either 2 or 4. But if Sam had 2, Sam could have guessed the answer already (because Alex had already said he didn't know, so could not have had 1). When Alex discovers that Sam also doesn't know, he can rule out 2 as the answer. (Solution: 3 and 4).

Exactly the same arguments work at the other end of the range, providing the other two solutions: (Solution: 9 and 8) and (Solution: 8 and 7)

So your answers are 2-3, 3-4, 7-8, and 8-9!

CLOCK

...

Wow fuck this I'm out

Shit.

Those trips hurt my brain!

broadway

You're sharper than you look, my winged adversary. But are you sharp enough for this next stumper?

I can fly but I have no wings.
I can cry but I have no eyes.
Wherever I go, darkness follows me.
I'm fluffy and white and my name rhymes with "Blowds"

wwWWWHAT AM IIIIiiiiiiiiiiii

Kek
Op is faggot

clouds

Andy dixx?!

OK, OP here - this is hilarious.

I posted the first riddle ONLY - there's at least one other guy here who just jumped in and started doing it instead. Thread sucessfully hijacked!

So you took a fucking hour to come back?

The Jack and King are higher than the others - the answer is HIJACKING!!!

fucking hilarious

stfu you don't run this shit anymore gtfo

LOL no no no, I've just been trying to figure out some of the other legitimate riddles here!

Case in point,

Straight.

Perhaps I underestimated you, bright boy -- but never mind, this next one is so hard it might as well be impossible, hahahahaha!

I have one eye, but I can't see
I love to pull, but I don't have a hand
Like a good story, I'm short and I have a point
If you need to find me, look inside of a drawer marked "Needles"

what AAAAAAAAM I?

A bullet?

A needle?

A blind one eyed man with no hands who is short and has one sharp tooth who lives in a drawer marked needles because he is a homeless iraq war veteran!

>riddling thread on my watch

I suggest you cease your nefarious activities immediately before I summon death on thy self. I will let this violation slip from within my grasp this time but you HAVE been warned, distant traveler. Cross my path again and fell my wrath.

the sun