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How do I convince my gf and her roommate to have a threesome?

bring them a chicken

convince them it's for Daredorm and the $10k prize for the best amateur porn

and then actually submit a video and win.
>win-win

pics of gf and room mate, mate?

just ask idiot.

You really cant unless she's into the idea to begin with.
If you do a MFF threesome, expect her to want a MFM threesome.

If you're on Sup Forums asking then it ain't never gonna happen. Beta cuck

Yeah and then she will realize she can make a living off it and go into porn.
Op will be hesitant of it, but will allow her to only do g on g
Then she will start doing other guys making OP a huge cuck.
Then she breaks up with him for some porn star with a huge cock and OP will brag about dating a porn star to Sup Forums but secret cry to himself of the time he lost a love over wanting a threesome...

buy some extacy

and some other droogs

First thing you need to do is convince her to come and visit you from canada

Thanks to drugs I actually got her to try anal and know she likes it sober.

Could work.

Still had threesome

I just told them that I want a threesome.

Nah. OP here.

Will probably tell them tomorrow while being drunk tho.

nah am real OP here. I told her already and now I'm single. How much do 2 hookers costs again?

I got you bro. First introduce gf to mild stuff like farting and scat eating. Then hint around about wanting to watch her take a shit. Hopefully she'll agree. Eating scat may work too. She have a nice asshole? Maybe you can eat that thing.

I hear ya OP.

Been married a year now, dated same girl for like 6 years before getting married..

She'll play with her female friend / coworkers tits, tell me all about how great her friends tits are, but sealing the deal with a threesome "never gonna happen" is the typical response :P

I've been trying to get to just make out or bang one of her hot bi-sexual friends or something... hoping to get invited in.. buuut it's a stretch, lol

The usual argument is she wouldn't be horribly against it, if it wouldn't be embarassing / awkward when she see's that person in the future - so can't be a friend / coworker etc because of possible future awkwardness..

haven't solved that problem of the equation yet :|

(need to try to indirectly convince one of her hot friends to suggest it? )

No seriously just gently ease her into more mild stuff like toilet and scat games. Sniff her asshole and take an interest in her bowel movements. She will apprec9the attention. Then ramp it up and really turn on the heat by getting her to shit in front of you. Wipe her ass with your tongue. She'll be so good to go on the 3way stuff.

Just use tinder. Works wonders for my bi gf and I. We both get to fool around with some chick that we use as a fuck buddy or one time thing.

Seriously just push some scat on her.

Or, ask her about the roommate's bathroom habits. She shit alot? Smell? It'll get her thinking of her roommate.

>Cocaine.

Seriously.

Put dookie cam in bathroom. Offer to show her video of roomy shitting. Then you'll know.

Next time gf farts, make a nice comment about the pleasant odor. Introduce ass play and anal stories in bedroom.

It's very unlikely your girlfriend will want to share you with her roommate, no matter how close you three are. With that said you should definitely try to get her roommate included in more things you and your girlfriend do together even if it's just netflix and ordering pizza some nights. Make things fun and lighthearted. After a while of doing this and making sure your girlfriend and her roommate are completely comfy together with you around...stage 1 completed. Now that you've made the roommates presence a regular, familiar and comfy thing you can move onto stage 2. Drinking. While drunk try exhibitionism with your girlfriend while the roomate is around. Start by makign out and see if your girlfriend is okay going further in front of her roommate. Go as far as your girlfriend will let you. Don't include the roommate yet though. Once this has happened a couple of times, hell the roommate might jump in and solve your problems for you, but then you can bring up the possibility of a 3way with your girlfriend. That's step 3.

>that moment when GF leaves you for dyke friend

I've had success with scat play.

Pick a hot guy for them

Ok . First you need to start sniffing her asshole and asking her detailed questions about her bathroom habits. Wiping techniques, scat constancy, color, odor? Then discuss same topics around roommate. Lick asshole too if she's down.

>Discuss having a threesome with your partner.
>Fuck yeah!
>Scrore!

Girls universally love to have their buttholes whiffed. FACT. Also all women poop. So you need to start slow. Don't just blurt out 3way stuff. Girls aRE shy. But enjoy erotica toilet stories. FACT. So go with it man.

Kinda in a similar situation. Gf has admitted that she wouldn't mind kissing and/or making out with girls.
I suspect she's a closet bi but is too ashamed of admitting it.
Maybe drugs or alcohol will make her spit out the truth.

Step 1) Be really attractive

Step 2) Be in a somewhat new relationship in which sex is still happening virtually every day

Step 3) Don't be unattractive

Talk to your gf!!!

Girls both fart and shit. The asshole can be a pkeasure/treasure zone if properly oiled. Enema bags turn women on. TRUE.

This literally happened to me.

You need to fucking man up and start smelling her pink little asshole. Spread it. Ask her to fart. Ask about roommate farts.