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33% fluent in Spanish according to the 'lingo

*gets schwifty*

beijing, tbf I don't mind some of the hate for mainlanders because they're usually from the south and I despise southerners

multinational tech company sounds promising though, thought you would be involved with some small local startup type thing given the way you brush off work.

still think you're one of those older inept nonces I saw way too often over there

>watching movie
>qt girl is talking with a heavy british accent
>IMDB says she was born in hawaii

???????

The batty ex of 6 months ago sent a text saying she's wearing the jumper I once gave her. This was two weeks after she left a message in a google doc we once shared saying she was 'sorry for everything'.

Don't want to re-engage but also don't want to snub her. Very uncomfortable situation lads.

raised in britain maybe

you do realise that people can change how their voice sounds, right?

quiet in the corner, numb and falling through
without you, what does my life amount to

let me have her

What should I do today lads?

I didn't even ask for all these (You)'s

donde es el burrito? haha

just ordered a peking duck pizza for din dins, I can't keep getting away with it

yeah i can fake a british accent as well

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met an asian (oriental not paki) bloke who had a thick london cockney accent once, blew my mind

why were you sharing a google doc lmao
assuming it was for a project why did you go back and check it?

Rude mate that's my sister

iron giant came out 18 years ago

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post on Sup Forums until you get tired, maybe have an idle midnight wank, and go to sleep

>30$

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my XXXL is on its way lads

25 before gst lad

shan't be eating the likes of dominos or pizza hut with the unwashed masses

Came up on my 'last modified' list, was curious

>rude mate that's my sister

havent seen it

ive seen the matrix and star wars episode 1 and toy story 2 though

What is the most hilarious possible way to kms lads?

Was meant to reply to

Give yourself AIDS and then bum trump

go to Seoul and zerg the DMZ

the guards will shoot you.

sup griffithlad

the dream

get impaled by a frozen shaft of urine that fell from a plane

might be hard to stage though

Unironically my dream car

alri

just let out a very rancid fart

why are fucking tradies so obsessed with puke green utes

ATENCAO
DESVIO A
500m

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everyone's entitled to their bad days, you've just got a different frequency is all. No worries lad, it's good you're working on it though keep at it.
I could move to Beijing next week if I wanted to, but it's not going to happen. You believe what you like mate, no wuzzers.

Going shopping.

you're still paying 30$ la
you can get a good large from bambinos near me for 20$, even mad pizza is below 30

don't think i give a shit mate

How the fuck did Australia and America turn out so different. It's not like we didn't have an entire state where you sent your criminals as well.

just shut the fuck up

business idea: peace and understanding

don't think the ACT has either of those tbf

has anyone actually worked in food preparation like maccas/pizza hut etc it seems like a cunt of a job

avoided that in my teenage years by wageslaving for woolworths instead

do you mean bambino torino on missenden road?

australia was settled by Anglo Saxons and Gaels
america was settled by Africans and Hispanics

worked in KFC when i was 16, applied at safeway but they wouldnt take me haha x

low energy morning

Australia's dream is just to get rekt n'that
Yanks dream is to have a big gut, big 8.0L german sedan, have a big paperhouse etc

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You fucked up your massive Eden of a country while we acted properly on our lesser-but-still-nice landmass xoxo

i poo 3 times a day

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wish that 7 was reduced to 0 2bh

great meme potato nigger

Britain should nuke your country asap
Mate i was referring to how Australia is worse than the U.S.

We're better economically politically militarily geographically.

we didn't betray the crown

and we're not even that different

>aboriginal and other 1%

whoops

struck a nerve?
honestly though America is fucking nuts. I dont think we'll ever find out why its so crazy

Whoops you missed one of the stats mate

damn that nibba blick

you were never fucked over like we were either.

You're 100% correct mate, Australia is a shithole. Our corrupt government makes up these stats to try and get rich buggers to come over.

Spread the truth that Australia is shit and that nobody should ever come here

me and the gf

big get lads haha

eating pizza at this hour of the morning haha what am I like

can't we just agree that all the anglo countries are great

not even room for me? :(

Depends on which countries you say are Anglo

me in the beanie

Can blacks get acne?

isn't germany classed as an Islamic Caliphate now ?

>chimp out over an obtuse tax while the UK is at war with half the world
>reeeeee we wuz oppressed n' shit

alright lad

if you want a perfect analogy as to the differences between britain, australia, and america, look at australian mustard

it's just half english mustard, half american mustard

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me after a day of wage slavery

yes yes very original

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What, so it's like 3/4 strength mustard?

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>hurr durr the revolutionary war was about taxes meme

The Founding fathers never even originally planned on leaving the empire, they just wanted a seat in parliament, if the king wouldn't have been such a cunt about that, we would still be British

the UK is worse

>the king

actually it was the british parliament's fault

t. IRA agent

imagine being british

lmao

love hot creations lads

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I don't imagine beijing is much better than bangkok if I'm honest, it's just you got some grade a mongs moving to asia overall when they were found too incompetent to continue working in america or wherever and could only find a job overseas (with the low cost of living being a big factor I imagine)

one of the worst offenders I've ever known was in my dad's office in shanghai, again that's got to be one of the most desirable locations but he never would've moved there if he hadn't gotten booted out of his old company

there were still successful people though, my school was pretty rich so a lot of my friends' parents were often involved with multinationals working there and had some big role managing the asia pacific region or whatever, just don't imagine that's where you're headed (especially in the tech industry where any smelly indian could take your place) and with your disengaged and bitter rorke fantasies, even if you can have engaging conversations with people.

probably not mate

Was it really worth getting out of bed this morning?

Answer: no

was this?

wind your neck in

imagine being an arsefartian

yeah but I think it's a chain?

good value

i'm a somewhat close friend of my next door neighbour but every day when he goes to work he leaves his back door unlocked so i go in and poo in his toilet

don't think i asked for your opinion