Ask a guy who just had hardcore car sex anything!

Ask a guy who just had hardcore car sex anything!

how bad did it smell?
how many brain cells did you lose from oxygene deprivation?
does your head hurt as much as when you're hungover?
what constitutes hardcore?
pix or it dint happen
inb4 OP doesn't deliver because he's a faggot

Did you wear socks?

It smelled like delicious vagina. I couldn't taste, but we were too hasty with getting it on. We only had 20 minutes to do this.

Probably lost a few because the windows were 80% fogged over and I had to turn on my windshield wipers for about a half a mile.

Didn't hit my head, but my leg was contorted in a way that I'm surprised that I didn't get a cramp during it.

I consider hardcore as heavy pounding, long dicking it, weird angles, and head hitting the door.

I don't have pics because it's 1) in the middle of the fucking night, and 2) I respect her much more than I would respect a thot.


PS she's chubby and I know Sup Forums doesn't like chubby
PSS you're the faggot for wanting to cuck me by wanting to jack off to the pics

Yeah. I didn't feel like undressing completely just to fuck

Did you know it's illegal?

You had sex with a car?

Not on my private property it's not

I usually do that once a week when my tank need to be filled, but nah. Just a woman this time

Lmao I took my girlfriend onto this trail I thought no one uses today and we fucked in my car but some old fuck on a bike came by and saw everything. Instant soft

pictures, or it didn't happen

I think this hick who was in my class in high school might of saw us doing it. I swear to God if he did and blabs his mouth I'm going to kill him like I almost did 2 years ago

No pics. I respect her too much to take and share nudes. But if it were any slut I fucked I'd share in a heartbeat

how do i stop being so nervous about making a move on girls that clearly wanna have sex

(OP here giving advice instead of details)
If it's a one night stand, just think that you're only going to see her once, so fucking for it faggot!
I used to be a beta that always let girls go and get guys I thought they didn't deserve. That gave me a nasty mindset and made me call every guy I was jealous of a fuckboy. Now I'm a confident college student that took what I wanted because I know what girls want: confidence.
I'm an easy 6/10, but I got hot as fuck girls because I displayed respect and a certain level of dominance.
Come on Sup Forumsro. Try to get that girl

How's it feel to be underage b&?

What part of the car did you stick your penis in?

(OP again) Biggest point I forgot to mention is think of your ideal perfect guy. Now be him. Start fresh and start a new life. That's what I did. Now I'm fucking my sweetheart because I took what I wanted instead of dreaming

Not underage. Both 18 m8.

Mainly the (g)ass hole. If I'm feeling kinky I'll fuck the exhaust pipe

Why on Earth did you fuck a car?

thanks op, i think im just too beta though

I didn't actually fuck a car, faggot

Were you hard core with the car door? \

Did you fuck the car hard?

Just read my second reply. Think of the man you want to be and change your life entirely. It may take a while. Drop some people who are negative if you have to. Bottom line is that you'll be happier and you'll have more luck. Hell if all else fails, just work out and get those gains. Quit being a faggot that sits on Sup Forums every night looking for porn. That'll only get you premature ED and lower self esteem (trust me on the last one)

(; You know it babe

i have no trouble talking to girls, i had one girl in particular over my dorm 4 times, alone, on my bed. most we did is kiss, i was too nervous of making a move. heart was pounding. i cannot for the life of me get myself to make a move to take their pants off

Ohhhhhh....just ask "do you wanna...?" with your hand on your pants button and see if she agrees. If she does, congrats, m8. If she said no, then try to get her buttered up. Make out with her, pull her hair a little, get her riled up. Maybe then rub her sides up and down and try to see if you could slip your hand under her shirt and cop a feel. If she doesn't do anything you could either continue or ask if it's okay. Just keep going further and further and you'll build the confidence to take off her pants and eat that pussy. Works for me, so it shouldn't be too different for you

OP HERE

I'm done answering questions. It was nice senselessly posting my story of the night and hope all of you virgins get your dicks wet soon. Goodnight Sup Forums