What was the 80s actually like oldfags? I have a feeling that the media we have isn't an accurate snapshot

What was the 80s actually like oldfags? I have a feeling that the media we have isn't an accurate snapshot

Music was utterly shitty. Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Pat fucking Benatar, shitty hair metal, shitty synth pop bands. It was awful.

But then 15 year old Annabella Lwin posed naked on the cover of a single and I had something to beat off to again.

Other than that, I can't remember much of the 80s, I was way too drugfucked for most of it.

What drugs? Coke?

What questions do you have?

Conservative capitalist utopia. I miss the 80s.

weed and speed and acid

coke was a rich man's drug in the 80s

Early 80s had pretty decent music.

No fucking facebook, twitter, snap chat, cellphones. Just went outside rode my bike and had fun.

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Yeah a gram of coke was 100+

The 90's was superior in every way, that's all you should know.

Damn, It's like $80 now but inflation and stuff

This is accurate

life was easier
world was a nicer place
women looked like women. yea some of them were hairy but at least tattoos and piercings were non-existant.

Was afraid the commies would nuke us back then, now I'm afraid the chinks will nuke us now.

Yeah that would be 225+ in today's money.

Could go to the mall with a couple of singles and quarters and feel like a millionaire.

Also if you didn't see your friend on the weekend you had to wait til Monday to find out what they did.

Porn was nearly impossible to find and if you had a video cassette or mag you treated it like it was made out of gold.

All up it was a comfy time. You found out about news stories maybe a day after they happened. You could get a job without any skills. You could be 'poor' but own a house.
People who didn't have an 80s childhood missed out IMO.

Without the US and Europe China would not be able to sell their cheap shit.

Shit music. When MTV first came out they would play ANY band that had a video. Some new wave was good. Fashion was shit. Went to a stylist in 1983, walked out with a mullet. What the fuck is this?

>world was a nicer place

iran contra, aids epidemic, olympic hostages, cold war...

ya, much nicer.

Meth. Tons of meth. And coke. Could not avoid meth in the 80's.

lol fashion was shit.

i totally rocked the man half-shirt.

No social media so you know or care what people thought about shit.
Kids just rode bikes everywhere. To friends, to the park, to the mall. Were always outside doing shit, looking for tadpoles, trying to find porn stash in the woods.

This.

Yes porn stash in the woods, kek.

>olympic hostages

?

Nowhere near as good as the 70's

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um, yeah... kids stashed porn mags in the woods. under logs, in holes in trees...

Kids were more fit. Maybe 10% overweight. One or two fatties in your grade. Today kids are fat as fuck. We would have swirlied the lot of them.

yeah just checked, that was the 70's.

fuck im old.

I meant that I remember that. Ours was in a treehouse next to a church.

Yeah I think he got confused that was 1972.

Sure terror shit happened in the 80s but it was so infrequent and you really heard about it. It was every fucking week like we now have.

damn seems like i missed out social media has made every sloot think they are hot shit

stuffed mine in our wood pile. parents quit using the wood stove.

70's music was great, except for disco. But there were also leisure suits.

Yeah I was born in 1980, we had 3 fat kind in my senior class.

What is in that fucking dolphins mouth?

no internet. the kids actually played outside without adult supervision n shit.

Fighting was not a big deal in school. Random showdowns after school at the park were normal

im not usually one to judge teens but if that's the bar for fapping, that's a pretty paunchy teen

>the kids actually played outside without adult supervision n shit.
This.

>fucking dolphins mouth
You answered it.

>Fighting was not a big deal in school. Random showdowns after school at the park were normal
and this.

Media consumption, generally, was a more-deliberate act. If you got a cable subscription and had multiple packages/companies to choose from, you actually considered them. If you wanted to watch a movie, there was the whole ritual of calling the store and seeing what they've got (or checking the newspaper to see what's out), going to the store, picking up the movie, etc etc. If you wanted an album, you wanted specifically that album because it was a more-significant time and money investment to acquire music.

> be 13 walking through the woods
> see tin
> huh???? This could be something
> open it up, four or five magazines 'Busry Babes' 'School Sluts' or some shit
> its on
> dick comes out fap while flicking through the pages
> legs spread, titties, lingerie
> shit never seen anything like this before
> totally hard core stuff, in one pick a woman has her pussy open
> totally radical
> cum buckets
> put the magazines away for the next kid who happens to come this way
> because that's the code of conduct
> go home and wait for the next JC Penney catalog and the underwear page

Plus no cellphones to record that shit. Also parents weren't pussies and let that shit go.

960's, would walk home from 2nd grade along a busy street vlose to traffic. Get kicked out of house in the morning, come back for sandwich and off brand soda (Shasta root beer), kicked out again until dinner. Nobody calling the cops about little kids at park by themselves. No snacks in the evening. You ate your meals and that was it.

a lot of fights
drugs
sex
drinking
and fuckers who minded their own yard

I was a kid then, but I remember watching Sesame Street, having a Speak and Spell, and watching Saturday morning cartoons.

>underwear catalogues

Or, if you were really slick, grabbing a blank VHS and mixing exercise-vid and bawdy film clips on to it for later use.

You had a Teddy Rukspin, faggot

that was my existence from like 2000 until now basically. life is grand

SO MUCH THIS!
We got pissed, punched each other a few times, got some beers from that one older guy who still hung around high school and forgot about it. Parents weren’t involved. As long as you were home by curfew you were golden

There were only a couple of fat kids in school.
Maybe only one or two fags. And they knew they were special and had to behave themselves.
There was always a girl called Debbie or Michelle in your class that you fell in love with but was totally unobtainable

Trying to jerk off to scrambled Cinemax
Then finding out it was the golden girls on a channel too far away to pick up

Kek
I fucked the Michelle in our school
Thank god for letterman jackets. Got the bitches wet.

>exercise-vid
Fapping to aerobics shows. Such poverty. Seeing my first cunt was like winning the lottery. Kids now have seen 10,000 vaginas by the time they're 12 and some of the grossest sickest unsexiest porn imaginable. Its like pussy overload, no wonder they're all gay now.

This.
Seriously . . .I remember being in grade 2 and fighting in the recess yard.The teacher comes over and asks if we were done and if we were ok.
He makes us shake hands.Event over.

Today there would be a fucking meeting called.
When did parents, kids and teachers become so utterly fucking useless?

Huh. What was it like? Well, it started with Mt. St. Helens, and ended with the Berlin Wall coming down. Reagan had the balls to inspire the Soviet Union to break up (alas, we did nothing to help, so gangsters took over). MTV. Personal computers were becoming popular, and graphics was in its infancy. Expensive videos were made with little more than wire-frame renderings, and it was *cool*. People started using modems to connect to bulletin boards systems to exchange ideas and titty pictures. Music became bubblegum - there was no war of consequence, so music became happy. VCRs allowed you to record your shows, rent movies, and theaters that couldn't offer more than just a dingy screen lost customers.
We had the world by the balls, and we abused that influence.

You making me nostalgic guys... or maybe its just the beers. Damn I'm old

Yep, I had one of those fuckers too. Even had Grubby.

Youve had one too many root bbers, my friend

2001

>Thank god for letterman jackets
That's a *lot* older than the '80s.

Or have a, "that friend," whom you don't really like, but his dad gets all eighty channels.

Also National Geographic, once in a while. That'd be my, "feelin' extra weird tonight," treat.

I miss drive-inns.

Good summary

I remember one single mass shooting. The McDonalds in San Ysidro in 84 just before the Olympics. Oh and a guy killing some muggers on the NY subway. We all thought it was the end of the world

They still have those today. The concept is older, but they always have them for athletes. At least they do here.

Goetz! Yeah, we all rooted for him!

There's one in my town still, it's a nice date

>”that friend”
Kek - Mark Willingham
Faggot who always bragged about how rich he was, never knew that nobody liked him, we just hung around for the stuff he had

We still have one. It’s nice during the fall.

Shit dude. Today, the cops would be called. Counselors would be on hand to discuss the issue with traumatized witnesses, blah blah, parents suing the school district. . .

I was a kid. My parents both had jobs and we were barely middle class. Little did I know I'd never be as wealthy as them when I was an adult.

It was a bitch of a time to not be rich because dressing in expensive Izod/Polo etc clothes was the in style.

Also, not many had divorced parents in my high school, forget about single parent never married. That was for white trash and a real shame on them.

Also, gay was not OK. We called each other faggots all the time in school, and I was shocked when a teacher said that wasn't nice. There were literally zero gays in school, and the few that were dropped out.

today if your kids where caught fighting they would be given estrogen by school nurse to lower their "aggressiveness"

The only memory of the 80s I have is running around the house in my underwear with a sand bucket and shovel and smashing my head onto a dresser, then needing stitches

the 80s sucked

Last time I was at one was 1997. Good times.

That was him! No one knew what the problem was. A bunch of niggers playing up robbing people. Walk up to a random Jew try take his wallet. He's packing and opens fire on them. Kills them all. Everyone applauds. Except Jessie Jackson and al sharpton. But back then they knew to keep it low key.

Can you imagine that shit happening now?

We had fags
They just didn’t flame on until after high school, but we knew.

I never even saw meth in the 80s. Did/sold a metric fuckton of cocaine. 88-92 was a drug fuelled whirlwind of sluts and money.

oh i fucking hate you for triggering a memory. i havn't thought about this for fucking years.

i recorded physical off of mtv for a spank bank.

I would say the most striking difference between the 80s and today is how shitty the neighborhood I lived in has become.

People were skinnier and less ideological. Driving was much easier, people drove better and cars were comfier. People were less uptight about security, ticks, mosquitoes, smoking. Adults largely stayed out of kid's lives.

That sounds awesome.

>>They just didn’t flame on until after high school, but we knew.
flame on kek
that's true. yeah most of the people I suspected of being gay kept it in the closet until after high school.

It wasn't uncommon for a gay son to be disowned and kicked out of the house. happened to a guy that was in my church youth group and his dad was a school principle. No way you could get away with that today.

yup. every high school in every grade had that one kid that got a boner in the shower.

even if they didn't, someone got labeled with that.

Anthony Reid. A mopey saddboi whose parents probably should have bought a dozen things before buying cable.

I guess a saddboi mooching-bud is better than an irritating or aggressive mooching-bud.

Oh, and speaking more-broadly: I was born in to what would these-days constitute _immense wealth_. That is, my parents owned their house and two vehicles before I was born, the house sat on a half-acre property with climbing trees and shit, and I would later learn that our household had never once been in debt or arrears. This was with my father's income as a full-time mechanic, and my mother's income as a part-time nurse (though she quit when I was born), and fewer than three years' savings for down payments.

When I was a kid, VCRs were God damn expensive, so we would go to the mom and pop video store (this is before Blockbuster) and rent the unit, and a few movies for the weekend.

>recorded physical off of mtv for a spank bank
For me it was Madonna 'Burning Up' I always to the bit where she moans 'come on let go'
Saw it recently its not even soft core. She rolls on a bed for a little bit.

Ours rented gaming systems too.

If you were underage then porn was as hard to get as beer. Hardcore porn double so. If you had a porn video tape you guarded that shit like a gold brick.

No cell phone. Fuck, some people didnt even use cordless phones yet. Oh, and there was this thing called a "long distance" phone call. You had to wait until after 9pm to make the call or pay a fuck ton on the phone bill.

If you used a computer outside of work for anything other than the word processor then you were a nerd.

You actaully walked to the bus stop and waited there in the rain, snow, dark, whatever for the bus. None of this mom drives me to bus stop and i sit in car waiting for the bus.

People like Boy George wouldn't actually say they were gay. They just dressed like that because they were "performers". People actually thought a band called Queen wasn't gay.

SJWs didnt exist.

A high school student could buy a seventies muscle car with summer jobs money. Wish i wouldve kept mine, wouldve been down payment on a house now.

I was fortunate enough to have an Atari 2600 at the time.

It was pretty awesome actually. Malls were awesome I remember that much. I remember in the 90's when malls got lame and i was like shit malls suck now.

Fast Times at ridgemont high has accurate mall awesomeness.

Video games were all exciting, and it wasn't all lame like it is now.

It was cool to be rad, things were more neon, less LED.

I was a bit of a degenerate and wouldn't even record the whole video, just a few seconds to either side of the clips that I wanted.

"Watching," MTV (wrestling, sometimes could also produce surprising smut once in a while), calm, patient, and motionless, waiting for that song or commercial with an itchy finger on the Record button...

Now I can download porn videos at over forty times the playback rate. And there's still no cure for AIDS. lul

National Geographic, my nostalgic educational fap

God I remember doing that.
The VCR came in a hardshell and was the size of a suitcase.
You couldn't even fit it under the TV in the TV stand. We had to put it on the floor beside the TV.
Good times.

My dad is an electrical engineer (so am i) and I had dozens of games on this shit.

holy crap I used to rent one for college assignments but really I watched porn for a weekend of jerking

watch more 80s movies

And you bought a rewinder to rewind the tapes quickly.