God tier snack. What's your go to on a late night?

God tier snack. What's your go to on a late night?

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Shit's magical.

I make my own and toss in a handful of ghost peppers... awesome with vodka

>ghost peppers
my nig

Love these

Anything less than a Carolina reaper isn't enough. Git good.

They're just starting to come in. I have fatalii, red and white ghost, giant white habs, red and chocolate scorpion. The reapers and peach ghost/scorpion hybrids are still green.

I take a couple of Ambien and end up cooking stuff in the middle of the night and have no memory of it.

I usually look around the kitchen in the morning and piece together what happened the night before based on the things that I left on the counter.

Lately it's been grilled cheese, but it differs from week to week.

True story.

Oh jeeezus hopefully drunk you doesn't burn your house down a la Manchester by the sea

I worry about that too. I'm a military vet who has some pretty fucking bad sleep disorder. I'm going to ask to be switched to a different medication.

Sometimes it's funny, but it's unsafe. I admit it.

PTSD? develop a theory of malevolence, knowledge is the only cure. watch every Jordan Peterson video on Youtube.

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>mustard and sardines

Give me mustard or give me death.

Gotta have some mussels. I might go pick up a can now that I'm thinking about it.

Never tried pickled eggs. Might have to give them a try.

You need to try pickled eggs. Every them is delicious. Nothing making me feel whiter than eating a pickled egg.

Never had mussels that way. Clams and a tube of Ritz are magnificent.

*Every part of them
*makes

tuna salad

Have you've tried the hot sauce ones?

>this thread
thank fuck i wasnt born white. how do ya dog fuckers eat this shit?

>God teir snack
>Peasant teir sardines
Come back when you discover King Oscar

Yeah, being shitskin is a blessing. gtfo

Enjoy your government cheese, Tyrone.

toplel, im white n im lurking this thread trying to understand wtf is going on in here

Literally the best thing I've read on Sup Forums

yep, better food and we take ur women ;^)

government cheese? tyrone?

Ya first day on Sup Forums huh kiddo? 18+ fat boy

/oyster/ masterace here.

A nice cream and butter base with a little cornstarch to thicken it, then drop those sumbitches in for a couple minutes and put a few dashes of tobasco sauce and a lot of black pepper. Heaven on earth.

Do canned mussels taste like boiled mussels?

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Ya, but black people like grits and grits are pretty gross. I'll eat them, but with a shit ton of Aunt Jemima's mixed in.

Best tinned snack ever made

Summer sausage, cheddar cheese and ritz crackers.

Sweet Christ, what an abomination.

Grits are pretty dank with bacon and eggs actually, your supposed to put butter and salt or sugar on them tho pleb. Aunt Jemima's is cancer tier syrup, its completely synthetic.

take out the cranberry and pudding and i'd eat that shit.

I've only had boiled a couple times but I would say boiled is better. Canned is still great though.

Those are 10 times better with ritz or captain's wafers vs sardines. Where's the hot sauce?

vs saltines.

I'll give that a shot sometime. I usually just eat em plain or with some saltines.

Enjoy your sardines, pickled eggs and crackers you cracker and ill enjoy some delicious soul food

white man can confirm grits are eaten with butter and salt

Jesus fucking Christ what a disaster

Grits are awesome mixed with scrambled eggs & cheese.

what the fuck

Now THAT's Gross.

It's really good, here is a quite accurate review on it:
youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

Could eat it all day

Holy f uck I'm so hungry right now. You aren't making this easy on me.

Aunt Jemima's is as good, or better, than maple syrup.

Not OP but the hotsauce ones are the best.

And the Americans are fat ones on the planet.

When did I say I don't like delicious soul food?

i wanna give this to gordan ramsey, that guy was probably drunk/high, most things are good then.

If I am super drunk I usually just dig into the homemade jerky stash

Buying a dehydrator was the smartest thing I ever did. Cheap steak at 2.99 a pound turns into delicious fucking jerky with minimal effort. I just make the butcher put that fucker on the deli slicer.

shut up cracker

I admitted in the post its kind of gross but not THAT bad. I get that syrup in me and I have enough energy to throw a baby over a building.

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Hell yeah, didn't know about grits till I did some mil service. Always liked to butter a slice of bread, then dip the bread in the grits.

Also, I know it's a breakfast, not a snack, but biscuits and gravy are pretty much the official breakfast in heaven.

bread + mayo

Hey man, it's your choice if you want to be a bitter black person but don't bring down the mood.

I've never had sardines before but I have a can of them sitting in front of me.

I've heard mostly bad things about them.

What am I in for?

who said i was black cracker

Spicy Dried Squid is fucking lit.

raw almonds + bourbon, neat

Just noticed these things look like roasties kek

It's just fish nothing to be scared of.

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they stink and taste like literal salty shit

My muthafuckin' nigga.

I bet your arteries could stop bullets

>calling someone a cracker
>in Sup Forums

Fishy taste with a soft vertebrae in the center.

Give an egg wash then flour then put em in some hot oil

quiet down cracker

Yes, and that is why a lot of gays refuse to eat them.
It's actually true. 9/10 homosexuals cannot eat mussels.

best thread on here since '08

ITS MADE FROM HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP YOU FUCKING NIGGER. Its pure poison (synthetic sugar) that fucks up ur organs.

I did.

Why do you wash the egg and what do you do with it?

if you like fish they're really addictive

Nothing could be sadder than this pic. And this comes from a man that spent his christmas with almost long lost friends cause his family forgot about him.

go fuck ur dog cracker or do cracker things that crackers like ya do

Can you get that shit at Walmart?

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Also, table syrup tastes like chemical death. Then again, I've been told that everyone outside of New England actually prefer that. More maple goodness for me I guess!

Go cash your welfare check nigger or do nigger things that niggers like you do.

kek+

I meant wisk some eggs then dip the sardines in it then dip em in flour then stick em in some hot oil

That's where I picked them up at.

or maybe no one eats them because they look and smell like shit

Holy fuck, you really are a bitter black person. Since this thread is on the subject of food you should cut down on the salt.

This shit smells like semen.

Ritz crackers with a semi hard cheese and some kind of salted meat

is that supposed to be an insult?

Try grits with bacon.

Worming her way out of her bunghole

Chunk chunk chunk

Five boxes of cereal in that one shit

Lop lop lop like a big heffer horse

Big and nearly green, or it should be but it's brown

Chunky doesn't give it justice, it's "airy", light, and somehow tight

So much packed in but not clamped down nor downtrodden

Natural styrofoam pre heated, you want to squish

Hand over hand-one under-side to side-and held apart grabbing shit like a rope

Forming back like lichen moss or brownish loam

Oh how it comes out in chunks, segments

Like dough dropping down a hole that's just too small for a free fall

Coming out of that big thick white ass, a bung hole

Juiceless, but not fruitless

Raspberries. Strawberries. Nuts. And raisins.

You're welcome

(Note: to not allow a free fall to happen due to the dough occasionally, but not sporadically, "clamping", for severe lack of a better word, onto the sides of sed bung hole)
(Note: sed, as in the past tense of says, said, but without the ai. Not to be confused with sed-uction bung hole)

Im not black ya dumb cracker kek i know ur a cracker though because ya have absolute shit taste in food and automatically assumed i was black. keep seething ya disgusting smelly cracker.

take the spine out first, theyre pretty good every once and a while