Leave the Gold Coast to me

Leave the Gold Coast to me

The first celebrity death of 2017

Why do Yuros and Australians wear speedos?

because we are swimmers

apparently he's contacted his dad
shame :/ I wish he'd off himself

>Grant "Can't" Hackett

>Grant's a headcase
>Thorpedo is a homo
What the hell is wrong with that generation?

I met Geoff Huegill at a party and he's a wanker.

People hating on Ian for being gay is the fucking worst, he was the hero of Australia for 2000 and 2004.

Magnussen is a choker

Horton is a racist

people hate ian for being an airhead

Horton is based, got an order of australia for calling out china

>klim cucked by his balinese wife
>huegill got fat went through depressesion and got caught with cocaine
>kowalski was also a homo
>Perkins also divorced

kek.

>male swimmers

Name a flaw apart from his fringe

His dopey genetics.

>Horton is a racist
back to /r/newzealand you go

>gold coast
>there is no goal to be found

Sister worked with his girlfriend and the girlfriend was a clepto stealing everyone's shit around the office. Also they're both massive coke heads too

could imagine him doing some weird shit, though he's a nerd so nothing violent

He should have disclosed it before he entered the Olympics, you can't just "oh, by the way, I was gay all along" at the end of your career.

he was clearly gay right from the beginning, anyone who was an adult in 2000 could see it
it was his own fault being insecure about it, there's a great quote from his autobiography saying "and for the record, I am not gay. all my sexual experiences have been with women"

If he somehow cut himself in or before entering the pool, then you'd have real problems for everyone.