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let me kiss you edition

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dara

IT'S A FUCKING EMU

/fit/ and /fa/ are probably the worst boards on here

didn't spend retail, and when I sold them I made like $400 lol

also /fa/ is a shit tier board I prefer styleforum

can't spell black caucus without

ah yes colonists in charge of new threads

Do you ask a girl round your house or for a bit of lunch (cofffee)

I always get stuck on sealing the deal give me a line that works 100% you runts

cus

Kendrick went to shit after GKMC

The greatest British athlete in history

Audley in his prime would have had him.

>he doesn't like morrissey

Who would even think to create this image? Truly a pathetic cunt

wouldn't know haha
I've had a girl a few times the past few days and I have no idea how to engage her

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me singing to the gf

dumb frog

The Smiths are shit

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perhaps he was referencing your making the thread 20 posts early cunt

Come and shop with me, mom and dad's money
Please stop tagging me
It looks bad on me

housemate gave me one of these things, apparently it can make your room smell better

real music coming through

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What about Sir Mohamed

lol what's the matter?

you love listening to stormzy and watching aj box, blacks run british culture now

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Gf hasnt given me a blowjob in a month or two

Fury would chin him.

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Yeah tell me something I don't know

non-existent gf hasnt given me a blowjob in 23 years

I'd fucking wreck every single runty mangy cunt in this thread.

AJ wouldn't feel a thing

>Go to Saino's (superior choice of items, 10 minute walk West)

>Go to Morrisons (inferior choice of items but right next to McDonalds, 5 minute walk East)

What do?

cant get it up

ahaha what a runt *fucks another woman on tinder* *wonders why all women are sluts* *dies alone with no children* *islam takes over the world*
ahah

ayy yo 'non I'm bored af, wanna do somethin?

lol why do brits always get mad when white girls lust after blacks?

AJ is the poster boy for UK now, get with the times

What the fuck did she mean by this

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utter roaches

shall fash and gash your thick spanner head

Would love to see you ever say that in Wakefield town centre you fucking slav cunt

I'd send your jaw home in your hand luggage

order yours before they're all gone lads haha

what in the hell is this incoherent babble

deffo would

What language is the "like" and "comment" in? Swedish?

>I'd send your jaw home in your hand luggage

mental illness

Anyone still listening to the autism-spangled techno mix posted in the other thread?

yeah please order these so i know who to harass in the streets

meme girl. they're pretty good

t. retard

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not even close to swedish
some sort of slavic

post it

why don't you fuck off to reddit, you petrol-huffing wanker

He'd have winded himself within about three rounds trying to hit a fat dancing gypo.

bit gay if you don't want some easy meme girl gash

wish I could let you all be me for a day so you'd finally know what it's like to have people want your attention

Sniffed too much dodgy gear last night

Red stuff coming out my nose

Could be Baltic then?

doing a streetview in detroit

looks shit

>i cannot infer things
hmm, might do a screech to this post

Might head Morely's

yeah yeah that's right, strip burger, 3 wings, fries oi oi oi

>counter culture
>conservatives are in power

Ah yes

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>Trump
>conservative

sweaty he's about as socialist as they come :) x

would be highly embarrassed to wear this

having a lunch at the old KFC

stupid slavshit waitress looking proper miffed when I asked for napkins and cutlery

Probably an insufferable retard in person. I see a similar girl on my train route who has "when the yaoi is canon" and other sad catchphrases penned all over her Fjallraven bag.

Imagine spending your time with somebody with a personality solely based around internet memes. Would be embarrassing.

depression on the dance floor

want to post a picture of my sweet lock screen but the screenshot is larger than 4mb ahahahah ha the state of it all

If you HAD to live in London and were on a normal salary (~£30k), which area would you live in?

get them yourself you lazy toerag

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You reap what you sow, you scratter.

does this look like a US flag to you?
>can't address my vauge as fuck Sup Forums-oriented attempt at a point? it's your fault

have today's ozzies been drinking extra hard or do they just have the IQs of abos?

what song is playing in the background

sucks bud

peckham

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS POST YOU FUCKING YANK CUNT
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN INFER TRUMP FROM THAT? FUCK OFF

brixton

>14% of nurses are using food banks

Based tories!

hello pints

almost anywhere in the inner boroughs in a shitty little flat that i could afford, or one of the places i grew up in SE

she's paid quite substantial wages for providing these for me without hesitation

christs sakes mate. the post's intent was obvious. its not my fault you're a drooling fuckwit x

chelsea

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art class student mix

Unironically? Camberwell or Wapping

Ironically? Shoreditch/Hackney/Dalston/Clapham//Balham

kind of want a pair of cowboy boots

wouldn't even be abnormal to wear them here, just dunno if they'd fit up my jeans you know?

>helsinki

shan't be listening

Would spend £3000 on a one-way flight to the USA, go to a shooting range, rent a large caliber rifle (30-06 or 7.62x51) and then commit suicide.

>still fails to explain himself
again, fuck off

scared to exist

Why?

Considering moving there myself, although it seems a little bit expensive/busy.

So getting a flat to yourself is the only important thing to you?

Would it really be worth it? You wouldn't be able to afford a place of your own there desu, don't see what real benefits there are to living there.

Clarify every one of those suggestions.

Seems a bit of a silly solution

Never been to London before desu

>wapping on 30k

lol

Voting labour

>although it seems a little bit expensive/busy.

it's in London mate what do you expect