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Got a girl comin in 45 min + im home alone
What do?
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Blake Hill
Alexander Barnes
sex
do sex
Charles Peterson
a satanic ritual
Josiah Campbell
Instructions unclear
Probably end up with my dick in the cat again
Noah Carter
>4628(OP)
Alexander Morales
Do the chicken
Anthony Roberts
Slather your genitals in peanut butter. The sweet scent will attract her feminine penis.
Charles Rivera
nope I'm not OP
Wyatt Scott
I am
Colton Butler
know any coke dealers?
Nathaniel Stewart
do you have any cocaine??
Elijah Garcia
tell mom you love her when you see her in 45minutes?
Jonathan Myers
Trim your nails (hands & feet)
Trim your pubes
Have a thorough shower
Brush your teeth
Clean your place up
Have clean linen on your bed
Make sure booze is supplied
Grayson Gray
Maybe some smooth topic changers would be nice?
Nathan Nelson
Hope she brings her strapon!!!
Make sure you clean yourself up before she arrives
Jack Brooks
Edge like a maniac
Lucas Murphy
wrap yourself in bubble wrap and don't let her touch you. Any time she does try to touch you, try your best to block it with the bubble wrap or dodge her. When asked about why your doing this say "Girls have cooties", then kill her.
Jonathan Stewart
Quick tactical wank
Daniel Rivera
suicide fuck. start to fuck when a mate gets home and call them over to the room your fucking your girl in and try to cum before he enters,
William Thompson
This
John Cook
No, this.