So lets say you turn up at a qt3.14 13 y/o's house and are ambushed by Chris Hansen. Cops are waiting for you out front...

So lets say you turn up at a qt3.14 13 y/o's house and are ambushed by Chris Hansen. Cops are waiting for you out front. Wat do?

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Kill myself

Kill Chris Hansen then fuck the girl then kill myself.

definitely kill chris hanson nothing left to lose your already gonna get assraped in prison for going to a 13 year olds house

hambubger

Take Hanson hostage at gunpoint. As the cameras are rolling, rape Chris Hanson. Then kill him and myself.

Go out the back

When he asks me to have a seat over there--

--I won't.

youtube.com/watch?v=AAjNjxjrm_g

>Open door
>Get on floor
>Shoot up school
>Flee to Ecuador
>Find nice life w/ legal qt3.14 who excels in paleontology
>She revives dinosaurs
>Go back to original qt
>Tell her to walk the dinosaur
>An hero

You absolute MAD MAN.

TopKek! That's what I'm talking about.

Now thats a plan

>but I call you Chris Handsome

hambubger

Precisely

claim the qt3.14 is a pedo bc im only 12

nice

Police, in simply doing a social experiment to show kids on YouTube how dangerous it is to invite someone over to your place. I was going to just show them how easily I could have raped and tortured them. Now thank me cops, or at he very least let me do a social experiment showing YouTube how hospitable prison is.

Why do you think I record everything all the time? Learned from the best, commit a crime...call it a social experiment.

I'd sue him for misleading me

Anything other than this is wrong.

>am I gonna be on TV?
>hi nan, I know you're watching me

I RUN AS FAST AS FUCKBOOOOOOOOOOI