YOU want to fuck with ME? Think again, you little wood chips-inhaling worm! I just did 12.5 g of pure speed. I AM Homo Divinus. I AM what Nietzsche described as Übermensch. I AM what Einstein called gravitational wave.
YOU mere mortal dare to question ME? I AM what Orwell described as Big Brother. My diet consists exclusively of Prometheus' liver. Do NOT try to fight me. It is of NO use. I AM time itself.
I AM what Pandora tried to keep sealed in her box. I AM the one that pushed Kronos from his throne. I AM the one who lighted Icarus' wings when he was too close to the sun. Atlas loses grip if I so please. Do NOT try to resist. It will be of NO use. It will only bring great doom and decay to your race, mortal.
I transcended into realms believed to be pure fiction by mere humans.
Justin Russell
hi tyler
Cooper Davis
so?
Ian Martinez
Tl;dr: yet another trap/femboy/sissy thread. Ho-hum.
Jeremiah Hughes
Who the fuck said Pandora was a she?
Tyler Fisher
Tyler1 kek
Parker Myers
hi dad
Bentley Lewis
Are you the guy who keeps posting those feet thread? What the fuck is up with your weird fetish? Like, is it only women's feet or do men's feet attract you as well? Would you call it a trap if a guy's feet looked feminine? If the only thing you are into is feet, how do you think you're ever going to get laid? Or have you met with women who enjoy having guys jack off into the soles of their feet? Or was it men?
Justin James
So anyone know what's going to happen after the spain attack?
Austin Johnson
Actually, you look like a repressed homosexual just bursting to break out of the closet
Noah Rogers
Do NOT try to resist. It is of NO use.
Julian Ramirez
>get fatter
Asher Ward
Kill yourself
John Perez
You didn't answer my questions about the feet. Namely what the fuck is wrong with your weird fetish?
Brandon Bailey
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Matthew Long
>12.5g of pure speed Either that isn't pure speed, or you're bullshitting. Maybe both.
Asher Bailey
I mainly think it is cool and edgy.
Asher Howard
y you head shaped like dat
Kevin Adams
why would you waste your time to come up with such stupid post
Cameron Cooper
Who you callin' pinhead?
Robert Turner
But aren't feet warm and soft?
Adrian Gutierrez
Ad revenue.
Carson Mitchell
That only plays a minor role.
Jeremiah Morris
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Blake Nelson
I see that your mother tried to abort you by pinching in the sides of your head Too bad that landwhale never worked out You sure made her proud