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Countdown to Aus
>f1countdown.com/

Car Launch Dates
>Feb 20: Sauber C36, Online
>Feb 21: Renault RS17, London
>Feb 22: Force India VJM10, Silverstone
>Feb 23: Mercedes W08, Silverstone
>Feb 24: Ferrari, Fiorano
>Feb 24: McLaren MCL32, Woking
>Feb 26: Red Bull RB13, Online
>Feb 26: Toro Rosso STR12, Barcelona

2017 Winter Test Schedule
>27/02 - 02/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona
>07/03 - 10/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona

Winter Stream
>rabb.it/spf1general

Bernie says, Straya is a cunt

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twitter.com/RealtimeUK/status/832250340594634756
autoweek.com/article/geneva-motor-show/ferrari-unveils-geneva-show-star
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first for gio

Frank and Claire will be hitting de Beers once they realise he can't do anything to improve their shitbox

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good Stoffel Vandoorne is?
If you didn't already know, I just wanted to educate you on Stoffel Vandoorne's recent dominance in GP2 and how crazy it is that he just got a seat now.

Lets look at his 2015 GP2 season (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_GP2_Series#Drivers.27_championship)

He won 7 races over the season. If you removed 6 of those race wins he still would have won the title

There were 21 races over the season. He could have skipped the first 10 and still taken the title. (assuming all other places stayed the same)

If you add 2nd place (Alexander Rossi) and 3rd Place (Sergey Sirotkin) point totals together, they would have still lost to Vandoorne by nearly a race win

He scored 5 times as many points as his teammate

Keep in mind this is a series with all drivers using the same chassis and engine. Meaning he dominated more than Mercedes in the same car as everyone else.

Lets also look at his 2016 Super Formula season. Super Formula uses stock Dallara chassis with engines supplied by either Toyota or Honda, with Honda having the inferior engine (lol). Vandoorne was powered by Honda, in his first season in a series full of multi-year veterans and former F1 drivers, took 2 wins and one pole. The rest of the Honda powered drivers combined took 1 win and 1 pole. Vandoorne finished fourth in the final standings. The next closest Honda powered driver was in 8th with less than half his points.

It's pretty clear that Vandoorne is the real deal, so I would not be surprised at all if he matches or beats Alonso. I can't wait to see what he can do in F1

Too bad he has the most punchable face in f1 history and nobody will ever like him

>le choose car number 2 man
eternal Wobbleritis coming his way,

He looks like he's unbearable.

Impressive results, though.

This is what happens when you're not memey enough to get a Red Bull seat, and don't pay enough to get a Williams seat.

You get stuck with the most stagnant team on the grid, and then most useless engine supplier, run by an autist.

You forgot Haas, you dumbshit.

Shit thread, kill yourself

>Being the guy that makes Prediction Collages
>Forgetting to update my collage
>Well aren't I a shitlord

Also, 2017 predictions

Haas won't be around for long, anyway

>Implying Carey-sensei will let them go

This seems like something that belongs on redd... oh it is..

I fucking knew it you lazy bum

glad I saved mine, here you go

>LOOK AT ME
>I MAKE PREDICTION COLLAGES OF A DYING SPORT ON A SINHALESE CERAMIC SCULPTURE SITE FOR PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW
>THIS IS A TASK ONLY I CAN EXECUTE
>I ONLY

>dying sport

>sport

Give me 1.2 trillion reasons why F1 shouldn't be considered a sport. Go ahead, you can't.

quality post m8

oh boy is this your first day here?

(if we keep it 'real', there are 171,476 English words in current use
this squared is still less than 30 billion
so you're right I can't give you 1.2 trillion reasons without repeating myself)

>losing a debate with a hue monkey

Sauber are running a new livery for 2017. "Some other colors but still reminds you of their 2016 livery." - Swedish F1 pundit

>Toothpastes have 0 (zero) WDC
Laughinggirls.jpg

Threadly reminder.

>Bernie says, Straya is a cunt

Who cares about what Bernie says anymore.

>talking with girl
>find out she likes formula 1
>like actually likes it!
>she hates hamilton
>YES

>Ferrari finish 6th in WCC, no podiums
>Bottas wins multiple races
>Sauber score points
>Hülkenberg eternally rostrumless
>Stroll actually turns out to be good
>McLaren livery is as shit as their engine
>Williams win a race

>she also doesn't exists

inb4 she support Pascal

Noice. Fugg her, lad, and then bring her here so that she can shitpost in race threads with us

maybe an actual livery and not just dull blue + yellow sponsor slapped onto it

on the downside she has feathers and a beak

Previous racing means nothing when you get to F1

It's run by $$$ and if you're not in the top team you're not going anywhere

Glad you can be excited by the fact you'll get to watch at max 2 laps of him per race since he won't ever do anything

She likes Button and Raikkonen

>button

Sorry for your loss

Abbos don't count as girls

>She likes Button

That means she has HIV and some other STDs, pay attention lad

abos don't count as people, despite what the constitutional amendments in the 1960s say.

also, new Victoria-Jane video featuring another average female cobber.

youtube.com/watch?v=amsszL6qa8Y

instagram.com/p/BQij90MF88a/?taken-by=jensonbutton_22&hl=en


>Well that was a pretty spectacular Valentine's Day with my lady and 26 wolves!

>HAAS to launch the car on 26th

That only leaves us with Williams and Manor now, right? I don't think either of them will show their car before testing starts.

How so?

>manor

...

>Manor

Manor already launched theirs

launched as in pushed it off the factory workbench into the spares bin that will be auctioned off when the administrators formally declare the company dead on friday

To be fair I would be impressed by a women who could fuck 26 wolves.

Her insta is nauseating at times.

Bernie?

Obama?

Youre a fast guy

>people in charge of not detecting reddit posts

I do think Vandoorne is very good btw, but that post seems to ignore the fact that it was his second season in GP2. The other ART GP2 champions are Rosberg, Hamilton and Hulkenberg. You really don't think any of those guys wouldn't have delivered these sorts of levels of domination if they got to/had to drive a second season of GP2 (because all 3 won in their first season if you are le lifelong race follower)? Of course power levels between teams change etc but Vandoorne showed his 2014 GP2 car was a race winner by winning his first ever race. He eventually lost that title to Jolyon Palmer who basically won it on consistency and experience.

Winning GP2 in your first year is infinitely more impressive than dominating and winning 999999 races in your second. All the best drivers just won straight off the bat and fucked off to F1.

Vandoorne won't beat Alonso but might outqualify him. I doubt he is a Magnussen or a Perez but I also don't think he is exactly a 2007 Hamilton either. He is extremely talented especially when it comes to understanding car setup and optimizing it, plus his natural racing ability seems to be pretty good basing on Bahrain 2016.

...

post em

gotta get that first column

good day lads

Happy new year!

God dammit, it feels like they rip these tracks straight out of Project Gotham Racing or some shit.

>Too bad he has the most punchable face in f1 history
his punchability is small-time

easy mate, jesus
you want the poor lad to top himself?

>2.4km

that's not even a minute lap

>That pit lane
>mfw

Welcome to FE mate

Pole position was a 1:09.420 last year.

7:1

I'm thinking in F1 terms.

Sub 40 seconds in F1 cars not that they would ever race on this sort of track lol which is basically a glorified go kart track in the middle of a city.

Watch the series though its actually good fun if you don't take it too seriously. For pure entertainment value the last 2 seasons of FE have been much better than F1

Would you?

I find it funny that Formula E is gonna be the first series to go full MUH windscreen since the cars only do like 200 kph

twitter.com/RealtimeUK/status/832250340594634756
Lame

I don't even mind their concept, it actually looks quite good since FE is about muh futuristic
Being dumb enough to think the cars won't have broad noses

This looks like there would only be one decent overtaking spot on the whole track. Pretty boring desu. Also, that pit lane made me chuckle.

I would make love to her slowly, with a spin or two here and there.

Merc will probably keep their more pointed nose. But they are probably the only ones

kek

Looks like a V8SC track 2bh. Not a track for the "cutting edge of electric racing"

I would polish her asshole with my tongue until it had a mirror reflection.

>Before Sebastian left for China, they had been seeing each other almost every day. They were chatting and kissing on the backseat of Sebastian’s car.

>One time they were making out five hours straight. Hanna kept reliving that memory. It was nearly a torture. Sebastian’s kisses were so stimulating, her body gave up even though he was only touching her breast. The pleasure was so sharp she needed a while to recover. Meanwhile… he waited patiently, flushed and turn-on. He waited until she was in control of her body again so she could slip a hand down his sweatpants.

It just updated.

Soon

i went there last year. the track is shit but at least the ambient was pretty nice. it is located in the most expensive neighborhood of the country too

>it is located in the most expensive neighborhood of the country too

Apparently houses there cost up to four thousand dollars.

I blame either the leafs or the toothpaste for this.

no bully pls :(

>Toto Wolff on negotiations with Claire Williams over BOT: She made me cry a lot... and made me beg!

Winter Stream: 1993 European GP at Donnington
>rain
>dry
>rain

>tfw Claire will never tie you up and abuse you

Feels bad man

>Just imagine!

You know you like it

Is the winter testing broadcast on TV? Or do I have to pick up a stream somewhere?

nope, but there were some periscope streams last year

there's no live tv coverage

>toothpaste doesn't know that testing isn't broadcast on TV because he's a bandwagoner who didn't start watching F1 until after the 2016 Spanish GP

...

Tango Echo Delta does his usual notebook with everything you need to know for the season including Hamilton bias.

Autosport does live timing which is nice.

>Ferrari's new car and successor of the F12 Berlinetta is literally called "Superfast"

top kek

autoweek.com/article/geneva-motor-show/ferrari-unveils-geneva-show-star

Why does it look angry?

'stralian can't handle the fact that "muh shoey" is being beaten by THE YOUNGEST ever racewinner

Toothpastes have to go

>implying I like Ricciardo
>toothpaste can't comprehend the idea of someone not blindly supporting a driver based on a shared nationality

amx WDC confirmed

Salty Straya btfo

t. Henno's no.1 fan

that is a sexy back

Amx looks so out of place compared to ric