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Univeristy Filipina Volleyball girls edition

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God bless /asean/.

Aqua's ass > the rest

∆zix > £®is

I want to eat a salapao.

Our Naj

CIBAI

Aqua's ass is a miracle of the universe

*kisses you*

Duterte

>tfw got ISP range ban from posting on Sup Forums.

>///>

sillypenis

Do you want a frenchie?

>no boobs

Literally a little boy

My iPad has a fucking dead pixel in the corner FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Just like how you like it, isn't it?

>tfw saving seat for 2 qt Filipina friends
>tfw mongolian looking qt asks me if she could sit next to me until my friend comes
>tfw too cute to say no
>tfw she now got her friend to move
>tfw I've been bamboozled
Advise me /asean/

As consolation, at least I'm surrounded by qts.

dem thighs though

Full frontal when?

>be me
>play volleyball
>qt Filipina plays as well
>she has long hair which she ties like OP pic
>she also wears the same volleyball clothes
>she has T H I C C legs and decent sized bewbs
>nice ashhhh too
Truly in heaven when I see her play

Can you grope them?

Still cucked by imouto

>tfw no ability to stop time around me, so I can give her a kissu and plough her

Did your little nuts quake when you saw her, buddy?

Loser. I would flirt with her if I were you and get talking. I bet you are just sitting there like a buffoon. No wonder your imouto cucked you

good night /asean/

stop shitposting, focus on your practice instead

>"I-I'm sorry, user. But you're just too nice"

I was in those parties of UP frats and sororities set up last night. Jesus, the women there were wild, my friends were literally touching their pussy. They kept telling me, that chick's mine to fuck and stuff like that and kept telling me to dance with her. But I was too scared to. Overall parties like that make me really uncomfortable. I even saw a few people drink acid.

I was uncomfortable about the place I left after 2 hours. A girl even called me a killjoy and was laughing at me.

I guess I'm just your typical loser virgin because I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

You need to read more literary works by Elliot Rodger

Thanks but no thanks. I have rich parents, so I can just masturbate to pictures of (((someone))) on this board all day and I'll just cum on my bedsheet.

I don't care whether you are the real gook or not but I'm starting to think that you're kinda cool.

That's my wife, m9.

I always wondered about the volleyball related hashtags that come out of the islands lately (mostly about the Ateneo de Manila team). You guys really like watching college volleyball, or is it just the universities' students with their avid Twittering?

...

If there was a ranking of sports played by flips the second most popular would be volleyball, but the most popular tournaments are run by top universities in the country for women because they're good and fun to watch (sexually and rivalry)

Would you?

UP Baguio?

Anyway I smell fiction

YOU DARE QUESTION MY GOOKNESS?

Yes.
Anyways, it's not fiction. They were making out with her but I was too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

Yeah, we Zerg rush social media alot
And most of them are unifags of course

We do like telling and fakes stories just to say this ___ are sluts

>AFA """""""Indonesia""""""""

Yes

I would do you. Would you do me?

I rather not. I want to remain chaste.

Tb.f it's really not that far off, a lot of the people I drink with 420 blazes, but girls here only really get rowdy in clubs

Cause Ateneo volleyball team excel at their sports and academics while players of basketball are dumbfucks.

But really, basketball still delivers the shekels unlike volleyball.

We go crazy over basketball as well especially if its finals

I'm a big dick mystic, known to hypnotize

Well that's the UK tho

Nah, I have high magic resistance.

I wonder if anyone here can guess who I really am...?

DLSU basketball players are super dumbfucks, was classmates and groupmates with Ben Mbala, Julian Sargent, and Robert Bolick- fuckers did not contribute at all

Was classmates with Jervy cruz at utot sabay tae, that guy is so retarded he cant even do basic math equation from highschool in college.

But he's richer than me now, why is this allowed.

>mfw new qt working at Jolibee
>mfw finally have the balls to strike a conversation

Got her phone number yet, chump?

DLSU is where you go if you dont have enough money and too dumb for ateneo

UP diliman = poor/very smart
Ateneo = money/smart
DLSU = money/dumb
UST = poor/dumb
TESDA = enlightened individuals

Did you order her C2 yet?

It's not me. It's a Pinoy with a VPN trolling. My trip looks like this. Proof: archive.

Forgot trip

Password got autocorrected

No, not yet but i talked to her during her break, she told me her working hours and day. Do you guys think she gave me wrong info? Im pretty sure i was not being creepy or anything..

What are you gonna do now? Stalk her when she's on her way home and raep her?

Sing her this song youtu.be/FfbQa8lPbr0

Bad news bruh, if you're wondering if you sounded creepy or acted creepy then you were creepy.

>new qt
>at Jolibee
Can't wait for the NTR 2.0
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>TESDA
Ayy lmao
They are going to be a drug rehab college now. Wtf
LaSalle is the same tier as Ate neo

That's College of St.Benilde the one where yaya dub comes from

I AM THE REAL GOOK

Fake gook.

Tried stalking once was kinda boring
Didn't know Brunei has it's own rap game
I acted like how gymbros flirted minus the talking about gym stuff. Is that ok?

you can stay macedon, you have cool flag and alexander the great

Wew, ya blew it.

h-hi

Just skip the introduction and go straight to the pounding.

If you have to ask its not okay.
You only get self doubt if you subconsciously know there was something wrong

I'm addicted to chewable vitamin c tablets

What should I expect?

i dont know
but ateneo and UP has lots of chads and stacies there

Imouto said she will call father on me, it was an unintentional turn of event which led me to touch her oppai

What can I do ?

It's just me m8. It's all me

Threesome incest obviously.

What a bad brother. Ask for her forgiveness you scum.

I want to have cancer

What do I do?

lol no way fag
So whats the best way to get chicks then? be Be normal? i cant do that im a massive sperg.
Get buffed? too lazy to hit the gym.
Money? I don't have a stable income right now
HOW DO I GET ME A GF??? ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY WITH RETARDED BELIEFS?? HOW???

if you remember me Faisal

i did post a few times here, in june. My sister has a boyfriend so out of jealousy, i have done inexcusable feats one of them is touching her

Don't. It will risk your life in a bad way.

i do this everyday out of habit

Solid advice.

Who needs a gf when you can enter heaven amirite?

Oh shut up

>Sperg
>Lazy
>No income NEET
>Want a gf
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

If you want to have cancer, smoke Tobacco (maybe even the electronic one) a lot as a safe choice but I think it's better not to have one in the first place, please eat more fruits and vegetables instead.

How big are they?

>UP
More like smug hipster nerds who's too guilt ridden to waste money
Nothing wrong with that tho

my sister is 16 yearsold, brown, child bearing hips, flaunts her firm ass, she likes tank tops and socially adept


i doubt any onii-chan can resist having her as an imouto

B sized cups, fits and molds well with enough grip

ive seen fatasses and manlets get chicks easily during my sixth form. What am i missing?

Asbestos >> Cigarette smoke

I dont know what to tell you man.