Well Sup Forums how do i respond?

Well Sup Forums how do i respond?

Nudes cater my interest.

My interests are cartoon porn and masterbating to traps. I didn't want to be too forward

Im just here to jerk off to girls responding to me

Send her this

What's the app?

"I'm into anal play"

Dubs decide.

The same way id drop a load in you without knowing shit about you

Shuck or swallo?

"Dunno, but you can definitely drop something else on me"

A steaming hot log of shit?

rolling

nearly quads

tell her
"no one said it had to be a witty line. the best pickup line i ever heard was a simple 'hi!' "

oh hey, i get duptrip? post it then OP

Nearly dubs

This

trips overrides dubs my dude

whats the app?

very nice

"My dogs balls are swollen as hell. I tried to help by jerking him off last night but he ended up knocking me down and trying to mount me even though I was on my back. His paws scratched my face and shoulders up pretty badly and he blew a load all over my shorts. I keep him clean but his panting right into my mouth made me vomit up the sweet and sour chicken I had just eaten. Thankfully, after he was done he ate most of it off the rug, but now there's a nasty orange stain that won't come out. He seems better today but keeps following me around the house really close."

Fuck reroll

"my interests include unconsented rape. the less you want it, the more i like it"

"do you want to play battletoads"

Idk, tell me what you see in the clouds

Reroll

*bounds over to you wagging my tail* haha hey cutie *rolls onto my back so you can rub my belly*

rerereroll

What app is that? Also send her the navy seals copypasta.

it's time OP

winrar

Double winrar

this

...

fuck off op, what was the point suggesting things.

That didn't get dubs you asshole

...

Satan demands dog pasta

whats the app?

I just smoked my first unfiltered cigarette and I feel like a champ. My grandfather who fought in WWII and smoked lucky strikes unfiltered would be proud.

It's Friday I can smoke a cigarette if I want to so long as I don't make it a habit

You sound 12 years old.

this

Whats the fuckign apo name you fagggits tell me or i will be forced to anally rap all of you, this is not a joke, pleade help me im dying on the insied

Winrar?

way to cuck yourself with this condescending trash

fag ts not delivering the correct 1, im out