Man Utd - St Etienne

pre-match discussion and Game thread #1

>no Rooney
>no Carrick

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Will Zlatan miss sitters again today?

Big fan of these thread OPs lad

Need a good win here, 2nd leg is before the EFL cup final so United could do with some rest.

Hello is this /manure/?

Rooney being out will be a blessing. Start Zlatan and Martial. If Rashford starts I'll be pissed off. With Carrick out I think Fellaini will play. Shaw's not even in the squad. Maybe he'll get to see day light at the weekend.

Martial____Zlatan___Mkhitaryan

___Pogba__Herrera__Fellaini

Blind_Smalling__Bailly_Valencia

Slovak gonna dump his 1tb Utd folder lads.

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What's the result going to be? Manure are by far the lowest scoring top 6 PL team, while St. Etienne have the second best defence in Ligue 1.

Might be difficult without a keeper desu

Could see it being the same team that played against Watford. No need to play 3 in midfield against a team likely to park the bus.

Think it'll be 2-0 United, slavlad. Should be enough to get through to the last 16. Which means more game threads which should make you happy.

Sure hope Sainté are gonna get their arses pounded tbqh

But only loveeeeeee can break your heartttttttt

Why are Man Utd playing against a pop group

More like get their ASSEs pounded.

why the niggers lad

decent apart from that

Maybe. Good result for them means more customers coming out of the woodwork so it's a win/win. Plus >mouyes getting knocked out this early and finishing out of top 4 could lead to his sacking by the end of the season or him ragequitting. That's the worst possible outcome for ABUs

United will always be best Manchester

Good luck St Etienne

>no carrick

its ogre lads

Carrick is unnecessary now.

Are bad pictures with fat ugly women some sort of new meme?

Go Pogba!

check his flag

>tfw les verts ont a gagner la liguee urope

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>You will never be the slovakGOD

feels bad lads

more

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i dont like you nigger

Passes attempted during Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal:
Manuel Neuer (20)
Mesut Ozil (20)

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>You will never get a coaching license and humiliate >mouyes in front of his former fans as they chant "You're not special anymore"
jdimsa fám

is that jay 'the white messi' spearing?

what world am i living in

Which parts of Manchester united are you from m8? Im from the Busby way side myself

Kolkata reporting in
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What is the general Manchester United fan opinion of Wayne Rooney at the moment?

number 20
old trafford house
united road
manchester province
china

Chiang Mai

>Sho Rahman
>Fissuh Hailu
>Fayaz Adam

Will be remembered as a legend but should be sold to raise super $$$

better atmosphere than old toilet desu

those fucking names

Are they not typical Brit names?

Curries get excited at least, chinks (+-50% of Old Toilet attendance) just buy scarfs and take photos

yeh englands forgotten man

london names. which makes sense considering most of them are from london

last shitpost before i go out and watch the game with my best mate
>enjoy anons

Is london really that bad?

last one i promise
>best goal of 2016

yes, and parts of Birmingham are worse,

>tfw North West Masterrace

depends. its probably pretty good if youre namibian. its like you never left namibia

Its that German?

tfw urge to bet ManU to win -1 goal.

Better just enjoy the game.

Get used to Thursday Nights customers

Odds can't be that great to even bother with a bet

Place a bet on Spurs not advancing.
Seriously.

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What the fuck is the goalkeeper doing?

I put less than 2.5 goals on Spurs game.

>rumours of Fellaini starting over Herrera

that's it. we're fucked.

That seems automatic.

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>Romero starting

I see Mou's feeling confident

>no Mkhi
>no Carrick
>no Rooney

>Fellaini
>Smalling

Friendly remember Zlatan scored 14 times vs asse...

>tfw too intelligent for the Europa League

>1 english player
mouyes in full effect

no mkhitaryan, no party

>tfw Romero has 11 clean sheets in 16 games for United

Oh and he's conceded 7 goals in those games

Hate playing the home leg first, we always get nervous and tight.

ASSE's team btw

Looks like Pogba is playing as 10. He's shit there. Fellaini would be better there than in central midfield. I hope that's what Mourinho's doing.

pretty sure he's in defence mate

>arsenal and now spurs getting embarrassed

can't wait to lose 1-0 lads

United haven't lost at home since August.

can't wait to draw 2-2 lads

if you manu fans are afraid of sainté, it means your club is really in a big trouble, kek

Problem is I don't like playing against teams with good defensive records like ASSE, they always makes me nervous. Aren't they unbeaten against PSG and Monaco too?

These guys are deffo gonna play like asse.

What position do you play la?

>malcuit

literally means "badly cooked"

Trequartista running half back zonal defender la

Fuck, I just can't watch and EL match that isn't Man Utd. Why do I hate this competition so much?

>Wayne Pooney on Sup Forums

>Aren't they unbeaten against PSG and Monaco too?
That's just two games

tbf, they are great since start of 2017 calendar year.
but manu too, and you shouldnt worry that much as galtier (coach) is a chocker specialist.

EL can be pretty comfy m8

Well I definitely have the time for it

Because you're a casual customer that can't appreciate football unless it's PL or CL, competitions tailored for mass audience.

Cheers lads. Never really watch them so I'm just going off their results. Quite a lot of draws too, seems like there's something in common.

Anything can happen in a cup.
Chelsea won the CL while finishing 6th in the league.

>tbf, they are great since start of 2017 calendar year.
That's not true.

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Go away, stop derailing discussion.

lost 1 ligue 1 match (vs nice) since 2017

Why do they keep saying PL games unbeaten and not all games unbeaten? Are they really counting the defeat to Hull Tigers as a loss? What the heck?

And their stadium's called "the caldron"

*cauldron