Fellow curly Sup Forumseardmen

Fellow curly Sup Forumseardmen

Thinking of buying a straightener for my super curly beard. Do I have a shot at sorting this out?

Kill yourself! There ain't nothing cool about this faggot redneck beard shit! die faggot redneck!

You look homeless and destitude like every numale with a shitty beard. Shave asap and act white.

All the faggots live in the city with you, faggot.

Do you really go out in public looking like that?

As a fellow bearded bro, straightening it is only gong to make it look more thin..
Perhaps a shorter, more groomed style would suit you better.

Shave your face. You look ridiculous, you ginger fuck.

Look up beard blowouts and buy a hair dryer and a brush instead. Also some beard oil. Nice beard user.

buy some clippers, go all over your entire beard with the same grade

then stick some balm or beard oil on it

Also, your mustache is an embarrassment.

your face looks like dog balls. shave

Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't mean you're worthy of a beard. I'm tired of seeing numale beta faggots with shit tier beards like this.

Agreed, please god trim your overhang lip moustache OP

Please kys

fucking ginger redneck!

Don't listen to these faggots. Keep the beard. Go get it trimmed and the right stuff will help a lot. A dude without a beard is just another bitch.

hi nick

That is one sexy mouthbush. Keep it!

I love getting blown by guys like this. It's just something about the way the curls interlock with your pubes and tickle your sack when they take the full length down their throat.

Shave it off.

Let it grow natural and curly and shave you head. You will look like a Savage Real Viking.

Is actually Nick? Like, Eden's boyfriend, Nick?

Op here. I know a bunch of jelly joels when I see'em. Testosterone lacking beta bitches

>shave it off and avoid looking like a faggot
there was a time when a beard was a sign of rugged masculinity & balls of steel.

but these days it's associated with various sorts of girly hipster-faggotry. i makes people perceive you as annoying edge-lord with a preference for cocks in general

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Nice prison pussy

user w/ beard here. Don't straighten it. Yours is pretty much straight compared to other beards. You should just look for adding more volume. Sea salt spray is good for that. Or you could use a hair dryer. Don't forget to use beard oil to keep the beard healthy!

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Reddit has a forum for beards that's pretty useful.

(Don't bother asking Sup Forums for anything not porn and gore. They won't help you.)

I'm not lost mate. Always a few helpful lads here and the roasts make me giggle.

Just brush and oil it shit for brains

It's not enough tough guy

UK?

Yeh

where bouts?

>I need a beard to feel manly
Anyone who thinks this isn't manly in the first place.

Notice people with beards usually have shit tier faces. stop hiding from urself.

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OP, femanon here. Honest opinion. The beard doesn't look good on you. You look like somebody I'd want to avoid. Sorry

Show us your crotch beard slutbucket

>implying anyone cares what some random girl on the internet thinks

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Fuck off fake axe wound

Why does he:
look like a 11/10 god
while he
looks like a freak?

Even if you disregard the muscles. What's the difference?

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It's not the beard that makes him look as a god. Cover it up with your finger and imagine him being shaved. He still looks like a god, and possibly even more manly.

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This is what a real beard should look like.

Hipsters with perfectly shaped beards that they get cut every week have tricked so many people into thinking that a beard needs to be this perfectly shaped block on your face.
They look like lego men. Especially when they have these perfectly straight lines shaved across their cheeks. And then they cover their beard in as much styling shit as possible, so that it is rigid and never moves when they go out

Grrrrrrrrr not everyone is as unwashed as me

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They're all mad because you're probably 80lbs lighter than most of them. Oh, let's not forget that years spent jerking off to traps and drinking right wing kool-aid has made them all sexually confused and mildly schizophrenic.

Haven't bothered reading thread, use a hairdryer and a semi fine toothed comb instead, costs far less and is just as efficient.

Guys I think this one might be gay

Kek yeah buy a straightener. And please take care of ure sensitive skin. Only natural oilz. Cutting with a nail scissors, we don't want a lil messymess to happen.

what the hell man u fancy

Tell them to use straightener.