Alright Sup Forumsros, any door-to-door salesmen here...

Alright Sup Forumsros, any door-to-door salesmen here? This thread is for sharing some experiences you've had while going door-to-door. I'll start
> be a foreign exchange student in U.S.
> do a summer job with southwestern advantage
> do door-to-door sales
> sell children's books
> not supposed to have sex during summer
> not supposed to smoke during summer
> meet a cool dad while selling, his name is John
> meet up with him occasionally to have a chat and smoke a cig or two
> occasionally helps me out with a few things
> "Gee John, that's a nice bike you have there"
> "Yeah, wanna ride it?"
Cont.

Continue plz

Cont.
> "Gee John, that's a nice bike you have there"
> "Yeah, wanna ride it?"
> Met John a week later
> "Gee John, that's a nice new car you have there"
> "Yeah, wanna ride it?"
> Never driven a 6 liter v8 pickup truck before, cool experience
> See John two weeks later
> John is now divorced
> Explains that he is a cuck and his wife fell for another man whom he invited over
> Be disgusted, but forgive because he is a decent guy
> See John another two weeks later
> He shows me a picture of his new girlfriend
> "Gee John, that's a beautiful girl you got there"
> Misinterprets what I meant
> Starts sweating
> "Yeah, wanna ride her?"
I've got more stories since I see at least thirty households every day, just let me know Sup Forumsros

kek. More

Okay. Here is another one.
> Working in a trailer park
> Met a Mexican dad who spoke decent English
> Entire family in Mexico, so no point in staying, but fun to talk to so I stay
> He offers me some beer
> I accept
> I reach to get a cigarette, he stops me
> "Take some real men's cigarettes, the Marlboro reds. Here."
> Bruh, I smoke Marlboro blacks
> We start discussing Mexican history
> Interesting discussion, learn something new
> "How long will you be here, user?"
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> "I'll be here until August 31st, Juan"
> "Why don't you stay longer, user?"
> "My visa is only good for so long"
> Juan tells me that he is illegal
> He's got a fake social security number
> Car insurance is more expensive because he had to pay someone off for it
> Works at some place called Acapulco
> Lots of illegals work there, as he tells me
> Offers me to stay
Cont.

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> Decline
> Get angry because I paid around three grand to get here for the three months
> He gets scared that I will report him, so buys books from me in cash
> Don't leave a receipt
> Later tare up the order
> Keep the cash
> Never send him any books
> Report and give his full name to ICE
Another one?

Bump to keep it alive

Keep going my man

Another one of my adventures
> Working in a ghetto
> Concerned locals continue to warn me of the dangers there
> Decide to work anyway
> Make friends with a few gangbangers
> They like me because "I am doing some good for the black community"
> Makes sense since the books that I sell are for school
> They teach me a gang handshake
> Immediately forget it
> Proceed to work there
> See a huge crowd of gangbangers hanging by a house
> Approach them
Cont.

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> They start messing with me
> Eventually start taking me seriously
> Turns out it is a dads club for black men whose wives walked out on the kids
> Turns out that the men there only put on an act when they dress and act like gangbangers
> Turns out they are well educated
> A guy named Ozzy starts discussing ancient Greek culture with me
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> We talk about Plato, Aristotle and other philosophers
> We talk about how Greek culture was far superior to what we have now
> Geeks valued intelligence and physical fitness above all else
> The guys start likng me
> Gain more respect
> Ask me to show what I'm selling
> Very impressed
> All pitch in to get all the books that I have
> It certainly was an interesting experience
> Will probably never see something like this ever again
More?

More, keep it going, you are making my afternoon

This is a short one.
> See a muslim family
> Dad's not home, so I ask if I should come back when dad is home
> Yes. Arrange an appointment when dad is home.
> Dad not there when I go back
> Decide to try to make a sale anyways
> Success
> Get a call to cancel four days later
> You can only cancel within three days, after that it becomes my decision to allow it or not
> "Sorry, but according to FTC rules all sales are final after three business days"
> Can't understand most of what she says so decide to come over and discuss in person
> Offer to reschedule payments to different times
> Success
> Next day
> See her barely walking, obviously beaten by husband for ordering books
> Success
I'm gonna go and smoke a cig now, let me know if you want more

Damn, you got a Muslim beaten... More plz

bump

Sure, another one.
> Working in an almost exclusively LGBTQ area
> Most families have kids, so it's a good turf to sell books
> Knock on door
> See a six foot five tall heavily built, but skinny "mom" with long blonde hair
> Obviously a trap
> Invited inside
Cont.

Did U fuck?

Aww, you're a mofo dude. He had a beer and a ciggy with you. That transcends dna.

>b studying abroad
>Pay 3000 per month
I would be pissed at someone who is not paying too

Cont.
> Can't remember "her" name, but let's call her Janet
> Janet's got an obviously fake female voice that gives her away
> Talk to Janet about the importance of education in their family
> Get her to think about education more
> Show the books
> Everyone very excited
> Kids go play, we discuss prices
> Suddenly, one of the kids breaks a mug in the kitchen
> Out of nowhere I hear this low-pitched, masculine voice
> "THOMAS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BREAK THIS TIME?!"
> "Tee hee hee, I'm sorry" she said in her "feminine" voice
> I alternated between almost exploding with laughter and puking
> Somehow I kept it together and just left
> Jesus Christ
More?

No I didn't fuck the trap

These are mildly entertaining.

Can some user hero please screencap these?

Damn I would have pissed my pants with that sudden change of voice

I am getting bored with this, will drink a coffee, smoke a cig and see if anyone is still interested. Other than that, I think a screencap is a good idea

Shit was cash lulz

Moar. Also, someone archive this.

I understand how you're mad since you paid $3000, but don't you think it's too much that you didn't even give him his books? cmon man das not gud