Pro tip: dogs are better than cats

Pro tip: dogs are better than cats.

Pro tip

Fuck EM all
Especially the owners

Take care of your fucking dogs in public and walk it every single day.
A dog needs more than a cat

Dogs have been selectively bred for generations to remove their shit genes. Because of this they have a lot of retarded traits in them from inbreeding. From breeding, humans made them retarded and loyal. Then the fact that they were once wolves and humans chose to breed them into shit tier Chihuahuas and what not... Cats have remained pretty much genetically identical over the years. Humans didn't choose to selectively breed them because they are genetically perfect. Meaning we have the same awesome cats that the Egyptians were worshipping all of those years ago.

Cats are pretty awesome. I like how they don't give a shit most of the time.

But when they do give a shit, it is in a box.

You can actually train them to go in the toilet, but slowing changing a litter box above a toilet into just the cat sitting on the toilet.

There are videos.

Mason Reese?

Fuck your stupid ass dog, my cat would tear it to pieces

Dogo is perfectly abble to do all of those thigs... with hard trainning.

And murricans are all but hard.

I would say this is bait if it weren't a bait.

I'm not a policeman, I don't need any of these traits in a dog.

Look tiddles, a morning snack

>Shit's

Dayum, how does that coon weigh? Or is it mostly fluff?

awesome fluffy catto

so, what is it with cats and cams?

>Mason Reese?

Mason Reese.

SHEETUS IN BOXUSSSSSS!!!!!!

Dogs have to be trained everything, Cats do it instinctively.

Ill take my 3 cats over my 1 dog any day, I'd get rid of it if I could.

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

Dogs do more but need ALOT MORE.
cats do less and need less.
For my lazy ass a cat is better because you don't need to walk it everyday.
Also cats are funnier and cuter than dogs

Dogs require more energy and time than cats.

Every dog person I know wastes 2-3 hours a day, depending on how many dogs they have. If 30% of your wakeful hours is wasted on a pet...the pet is a waste of time.

This. Dogs are like hairy, stinky babies you look after everyday for 10 years. Cats do nothing but you can just leave them alone.

Dogs are cool and all but they still can't beat a cool cat. My 4 cats are amazing. They're really good hunters. Always killing rats and mice. And they chase the annoying neighborhood dogs out of my yard.

agreed
i have an old englidh sheepdog
best dog ever
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>dog eats shit it finds in the street then licks your face

this

> instinctively.

I don't think so.

They observe, analize and perform.

Amazing.

Same haircut as 45 years ago.

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no u

Every dog owners house stinks. I'm sorry but if you have a dog that lives inside your house stinks. People who visit your house may be too polite to say anything, but they think your house smells bad. You can't smell it because you live there, but other people sure as hell can.

>Does your dog do all of those?

rate my cat faggots

underrated post

Cats are like minature predators, mine could kill squirrels. Until he got hit by a car.

You can't train those stupid mother fuckers. It's just classical conditioning

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>kek

Cat owners homes smell of shit and ammonia, constantly.
Yeah, good trade off, cat fucker.

Cats know God.

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sure kid

cats are being breeded just like dogs are

checked

lol, nice

Fuck both cats and dogs.
However, dogs shit everywhere, smell bad, occasionally kill people or other pets, and are loud and annoying.

Dogs are like men, loyal, do lots of useful things, but at the same time there are lots of dangerous dogs who will eat your children, shit on your lawn and bark at night not letting you sleep. Also they eat a lot, and require lots of training.

Cats are like women. Useless, dumb, egotistical cunts. But they are pretty.

So much T. gondii ITT

>hammers are better than flowers

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you dumb idiots