The PDC convoy has come to Yorkshire as Leeds becomes the third stop on the Betway Premier League tour with three compatriot clashes.
Starting tonight's affairs is the Worlds semi-final repeat and an all-Scottish match with Gary Anderson and Peter Wright. Clownman secured top spot in the UK Open Order of Merit by winning the final qualifier on Sunday but will have to seriously improve on last week's atrocious showing against Michael van Gerwen if he is to beat Gando who had very little trouble in defeating Jelle Klaasen.
The all-English clash sees ferry loving fat man Adrian Lewis against bipolar James Wade. Snackpot was typically inconsistent but it was more than enough to thrash terrible Dave Chisnall while the Machine rescued a 6-6 draw against the Stokie's mentor; with Wadey having won their last meeting in the Champions League in September, revenge will surely be on Aidey's menu (along with numerous Just Eat orders).
El Dartico follows as the aforementioned mentor Phil Taylor and Raymond van Barneveld clash for the first time since that glorious Worlds quarter final that saw Pheel get Taylored with an 86 on the red button by Barney. Taylel's victory in the 2016 play-off phase ended a run of six failures to beat RVB in the PL, but here's hoping Ray does him in again.
The Dutch derby sees the bitterest of rivalries resume with MVG and Paedo Suarez. Fresh off becoming just the second player to hit 2 9 darters in a match in the UK Open qualifiers, you can be assured the autistic one will want to kill the guy that sent penis photos to his family friend. Watch out for Sky completely ignoring this genuine #NEEDLE because they are pussies.
Closing the evening are two men in serious trouble as Chizzy plays Kim Huybrechts; dim Dave has won just 5 legs so far in two dismal performances while the Belgian has repeatedly bottled it and picked up just one point. Whoever loses is probably relegated already.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 1.
>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm start, all matches best of 12 legs) Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Snakeshite SnackP&Ot v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade Taylel v Barney MvGOAuTism v Jelle "Yewtree" Klaasen Chizzy v Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts
The most notable omission besides Taylor is Mensur Suljovic, who had to miss all six qualifiers as his pregnant wife has fallen ill (which makes his decision to tell Uncle Barry to fuck off with his PL bullshit even more justified). Get well soon, Mrs. Suljovic.
Some of the more notable amateur qualifiers include 2004's Alex Roy, who continues his streak of having appeared in every single UK Open, and three men who graced Lakeside this year: choking stutterer Paul Hogan, Barnsley's answer to David Brent - Brian "Doggy" Dawson - and Welsh jobber Dean Reynolds, who turned down the offer of a PDC Tour Card after topping the 2016 Development Tour Order of Merit to chase valuable ranking points around the shitholes of Eastern Europe. Based on how Reynolds choked at Lakeside against Pip Blackwell, it's no surprise he chickened out of competing in the PDC.
Samuel Long
And we're on now.
Owen Hill
>dudbridge
Henry White
>dudbridge again
Isaac Sullivan
Kek that 170
Henry Bennett
Peter wright is 3rd favourite what the fuck did they mean by this
David Hall
How is Peter the 3rd favorite?
Liam Brown
Gullible punters.
Easton Reyes
NANANANANANA
Chase Richardson
Look at the state of these 2 players
Adam Russell
>clownman
Aiden Hall
FUCKING HELL, lads. Almost forgot this is on. Missed the last 2 PL nights as well.
Jace Jenkins
Surprised we haven't had a YORKSHIRE chant yet
William Collins
Missed two good nights.
David Gray
Clown turned it around.
Kevin Robinson
>Clownman ahead of Anderson I don't mind seeing this.
Ye, I read the threads afterwards but it's not the same.
Tyler Ortiz
DAT SHANGHAI
Mason Cox
This is some match, damn.
Owen Gonzalez
>Gando
Jack Myers
>Gando
Good lineup tonight, really hope Barney beats Philth
Julian Bennett
>Gando averaged 107 and missed two darts at double >he still lost Insane.
Elijah Collins
Its not the worlds? Say no more senpai
Michael James
>mocking Mensur and King Coke fucking clown
Jaxon Evans
...
Isaiah Moore
C'mon Snackpot, beat the psycho!
Eli Torres
What's the best stream?
Colton Howard
REV UP THOSE FILENAMES
Jack Kelly
DER DER DER
I don't know. I'm using the ones on cricfree.
Zachary Harris
it's on espn3 but there's a ~30 second delay behind everyone else.
Dudbridge is just far too nervous to do commentary.
Thomas Clark
>Wade
Charles Robinson
>the state of this commentary
Lincoln Garcia
>flash panicking so much he brings up lewis's 9 darter in the most spaghetti spilling way possible
DAT 121 BULL
Connor Reyes
>Poois Back to the ferry
Gavin Lopez
>win 4 legs >give up
>snackpot Well and truly finished.
Angel Gray
>snackpot
Parker Green
I miss the days of cocky but actually good Lewis.
Kevin Reed
He has been really poor in recent months.
I can see him slipping down the rankings soon enough.
Dylan Harris
Feels like he's been poor far longer than that but then again he has been in the Worlds' final last year. I don't really know why he's dropped that much, he has the natural talent.
Asher Brooks
>I don't really know why he's dropped that much, he has the natural talent. Constantly loses concentration and has no commitment to the circuit (thanks Deller).
Caleb Jones
B A R N E Y
Let's hope he drops Deller then.
Eli Clark
MON BARNEY
Austin Ortiz
Mon Diabeetus
Ayden Price
In for 158 checkout hype
Angel Nelson
IT
IS
TIME
HE
IS
HERE
Christian Miller
Barney going for that slick MVG style
Aaron Wood
>Mardle on commentary during a Taylor match
Needs more paint.
Caleb Howard
>these guys in charge of dubs
tru dat
Benjamin Miller
>this leg elderly men should be barred from playing
Evan Ross
>Barney and here comes the headshaking!
William Parker
fug off
Ryder Carter
Eurgh
Jackson Sanders
THAT BIG 107 TO STAY IN
Gabriel Harris
THE MENSUR
>all that giggling from both
Blake Baker
...
Nicholas Stewart
>bald fella
Ryder Gomez
When he hit that 85 on D14, the inevitable was imminent.
Thanks, Barney.
Tyler Butler
Inb4 garry plumber
Jackson Gonzalez
>"Wayne Mar-dell"
Juan Cox
>joint interview
Jace Murphy
>joint interview Oh Christ.
This is going to be terrible.
Bentley Sanders
>you now remember the Darts fanfic poster Barney/Taylel fanfic when?
Daniel Martinez
Taylor is hammered
Connor Anderson
Barney going deep into the pocket again.
Fucking numpty.
Samuel Brown
This is unwatchable
Jace Sanders
>this mvg promo
kek
Thomas Miller
How many legs for Jelle?
Isaiah Walker
HERE COMES THE AUTISM BLANK
Jackson Smith
two
William Jenkins
>director cuts to crowd the moment MVG turns to walk to the front of the stage lel
Jack Reed
>27 too old
Liam Adams
DAT 94
Liam Brooks
Noice double double from pedodarter
Cooper Morgan
>missing big 2
Colton Parker
>double double 19
Connor Rodriguez
Nonce putting up a fight against Autism.
Kevin Howard
>that attempt at D10 WTF
Levi Thompson
MVG looks on edge.
No surprise because it's Klaasen but still.
Leo Kelly
AutismPrevailsLOL
Nathaniel King
autismprevailslol
Ayden Martin
>11 legs in 16 minutes
Tyler Baker
DUDE NO HANDSHAKE LMAO
Ryder Price
That's some hatred there!
Luke Smith
>when the director switches the camera Typical of Sky to engineer fake #needle (Wright-MVG, Lewis-Price) and then shit their pants when actual hatred appears.
Nathaniel Peterson
Have they even mentioned it?
Benjamin Lopez
Of course they haven't.
Ryder Sanchez
>this terrible chizzy montage
Thomas Gonzalez
Under barrys orders?
Aaron Baker
...
Camden Ortiz
They aren't going to explain Jelle sent dickpics to MVG's relative, so they just ignore it completely
Elijah Rivera
>24 chizzy throws his IQ
That was a fucking abysmal set up.
Nolan Howard
>Chizzy forgetting what 54+24 equals and actually about to throw the third dart
