Daily reminder that you would totally bang Amy Schumer if you had the chance

Daily reminder that you would totally bang Amy Schumer if you had the chance.

Go ahead and try to deny it.

While you rub one out to this pic.

Liars.

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No, I wouldn't.

Id bang most people with a vagina so that isnt really saying much.

She was kinda hot in the cheerleader outfit in trainwreck tho.

This is now a John Goodman thread

>wanting to have sex with a literal pig
Keep trying to justify your bestiality fetish user
kek

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Might as well fuck a fat pig.

No. I really wouldn't.

Yes I would because I could sell the story for a few quid

Absolutely would

I like 'em chubby. Never had any moral issue with Schumer. And yes, every lonely fucking retard here would give up their fidget spinner collection to be farted on by her.

This is pretty well-played tho.

I got pretty low standards, but not even I would bang that

nooooooope

rather have never sex again for the rest of my life than touch a Jewess

I'll bet you're the same sad faggots that spend all day screaming "MOOOOAR" in facebook fap threads.

Gettin a refund on his Gatorade? kek

Not even if the world was flooded with piss & she was up in a tree.
LC

Not even for money.

That literally makes no fucking sense.

>there is only one guy in the thread disliking amy "the fridge" schumer

stop it amy, no one finds you funny or attractive.

>IM DOIN IT MOM!
>IM PUTTIN THE BITCH IN HER PLACE LOL

she is wearing a corset and stil doesnt has tits, ow btw she is a jew and jews are defective, she isnt even a askenazim

Your pathetic existence makes no sense, fucktard.
LC

This coming from a virgin in his early 20s(not kissless and have had opportunities with naked women about inb4 gay), no I would not. I think she is about as funny as getting an arrow through your neck and discovering there is a gas bill tied to it, and she would make a particularly disgusting shaved ape from sub Saharan Africa lol positively gorgeous by comparison.

Look at this fanboyism

>I'll bet you're the same sad faggots that spend all day screaming "MOOOOAR" in facebook fap threads.
Dude, those are bot on their own ip, if you were around with the snapchat bot threads you would have know that.

honestly i'm debating it in my head. i'm not 100% certain I would fuck her. Let's put it this way I definitely wouldn't pursue her. if she was standing there in-front of me naked while i had a boner i'd probably still contemplate it. depends on if she was clean could provei t and there was no chance of pregnancy. and how recently i was forced to watch her comedy.

gross

Who's that pig with makeup on that's milking Amy Schumer?

Yes I would and then I would go home and cry myself to sleep in the shower like a rape victim.

I'd hit it.

With a god damn bus.

I've had my share of ugly bitches so maybe a few drinks and I'd pipe that.

kek

When her titty popped out in dat movie i paused and nusted a but real talk

it's not her looks per say .. i've fucked a lot uglier women and thoroughly enjoyed it. it's more personality. if she didn't know me or know what i looked like or had any info on me... then yea i'd probably do it. but i'd make sure she doesn't have any weird diseases first

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I would but halfway through I'd probably punch her in the face while yelling "oh my god shut the fuck up, Jesus Christ, on and on with this shit".

I would, but I don't have a fifth wheel hitch to pull her.

Have some more, user!

She looks good in that pic, and so does the cow in the red dress.

if amy shcumer is in the thread plz drop some oc of your pussy

Who's that milking Amy Schumer?

I wish I was milking Amy Schumer.

cant say i would either

She's kind of like a real life Pam from Archer.

any nudes?

you know thats not as bad as i thought theyd be

Ill pass.

Nope

Schumer is hot. Proof: youtube.com/watch?v=bPPqE-MA7Mo

this is dumber than shit

Would rather suck this guy

Literally looks like a chubby American. Would not bang

Would maybe smash, but would not even listen to her dumbass autistic screeching that MSM calls "comedy". Basically if I would smash she would be like a prostitute that I wouldn't pay for.