I thinking about to kill myself. need good way to do it quickly so i dont change my mind when i finaly decide to do it...

i thinking about to kill myself. need good way to do it quickly so i dont change my mind when i finaly decide to do it. any sugestions Sup Forums?

and guns is to hard to get in my country.

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fap to death.

this
or get fuck to death
either you are a faggot

stab yourself in the aorta via your abdomen

good decision. you might born as a slayer in the future

Lay in the middle of the high way

Best way would be to slice your arteries and jump off a building at the same time. Dont take drugs, you'll just vomit them out

stream it

Take some pain killers and slice down the sidewalk. Relatively painless and no turning back once you commit

just don't...

op here. i have really strong painkillers. maybe i will buy wodka and mix it but, and slice arteries.

Thank you for serious respons.

Dont kill yourself. Why would you? Ive been there before and its better to just hate the world and continue living. Fuck whoever or whatever makes you want to leave

op.
because i bored and tired. i don't desire anything. don't have dreams. don't want anything. so why live? for me is fine to end this pointless life.

why live? to fap.

don't listen to him. you might born as slayer or chad on your next life. if i was a ugly loser i wouldn't hesitate for a second.

Your not going to do it you fucking pussy

OP.
I don't believe in such thing. also there is no heaven or hell. Death is end. That why i want to do it.

why fap

to live

WHY NOT!

You should get aids from getting fucked by nuggers it's so hot to have a superior alphas cum in you

OP
Does this KETOPROFENUM will work? This is strong prescription painkiller, so if i will mix it with alcohol it will work?

zyankali

exit bag my friend is the easiest way to kill yourself. livestream please

do some stupid stuff before you do it, go sleep with guys or try weird shit then do it

So fucking what, every sane person feels that way. Master your darkness and do as you fucking please.

xD lol

I mastered mine that's why my bf is black

this looks promising, than you.
I was doing really stupid things when I was younger ... now I'm not excited anymore.
Unlike the rest, I do not feel attached to this world.

your butt fuck is back?

how old are u

Mordo Ty z polski? Jak chcesz się zabić to skacz z budynku

Hey OP, slicing your arm arteries is a good idea, but make sure of this:
Once you slice, use a sharp knife and cut deep, don't use that pussy ass razor. And also, don't cut sideways like you've seen is popular, that's just an attention grab since you won't bleed too much and they can stitch you up if they find you in time. When slicing, stab at the bottom of your arm (wrist) and pull towards your elbow, right along the middle of your forearm, since there's a big artery there. Since you'll slice it upwards, it's gonna be hard for that to coagulate and to stitch up.

Or you could just not be a retarded fucking pussy and not kill yourself. You're not a fucking god, you don't know what'll happen tomorrow. If you have an incurable terrible disease it might get cured or a new therapy might get invented.
And if you're just ugly bored alone and are a pathetic loser irl then you should just fucking kill yourself for being that bloody retarded. That's basically 90% of Sup Forums's userbase and you think you're some god damn special snowflake?

/thread

Actually 50% of 4chans userbase is faggots so get schooled

gay

OP
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Nie ma 100% pewnosci, że się zabije w ten sposób. Jakis tam daleki krewny co pracował w Dani wyskoczył z 7 piętra i przeżył... bycie sparaliżowanym i zależnym od innych jest dla mnie nie do przyjęcia.
Thank you. I will probably also cut my neck arteries, I am well built so I have thick veins there, easy to find just shallow cut.
yeah... I have seen 80% of threads are weird porn faggots stuff. This is sad.

Why kill your self when you have a life to do drugs, booze, videos games and fuck women (in the case that you can't find a girl willing to date you then just pay for it). There is no afterlife so just spend whatever time you have having fun or doing something you believe in (unless if you want to shoot people or your a pedo).

I co? Podetniesz sobie żyły? Przecież to głupota. Będziesz cierpiał nie wiadomo ile? Mała jest szansa że przeżyjesz przy skoku z 7 piętra także myslę że warto zaryzykować?

Dodaj mnie na fb albo daj jakis numer to popiszemy

Ja zawsze myślałem że jakbym chciał się zabić to bym skonsumował jakieś leki czy chemię (kreta), następnie rozpędził się samochodem i spadł z dużej wysokości (wiadukt) albo wjechał w ścianę

Cutting your neck is not a very good idea, there are very strong reflexes that stop you from doing that. Kinda like trying to bite off your finger. They can be overcome, but I doubt you could do that. Arm arteries upwards (on the side of your palm, the part of your forearm with less hair) is best choice.

A rope and a bridge.

actually shooting people seems to be quite interesting. Parties, drugs, women, video games is boring to me... How long can you do this?
Niby tak... popatrz ile ostatnio ludzi po prostu się wiesza? Nawet w zasranej łazience.
Good point, I will remember to leave the neck at the end. just in case.

I also thought about hanging myself, but i don't know do i need something high, or what?

Podeslij numer albo fb. Też myslę o smierci także może się dogadamy

Railroad / Interstate.

ever thought of zyankali?

OP
I'm not sure if it's easy to buy

Probably hard to get in our country

yup, this. get drunk/grab some pills and fade away to sleep on a railroad

deep web?

or if you live in poland you could drive to prague and get a gun more easier

I would probably die of boredom while waiting for the train. One hour late is the norm. The highway and any truck is a better option. I've already tried to jump under the cars twice but always rode on the another lane road.
It's so easy to buy gun in czech republic?

Please do not kill yourself

do not kill yourself

Why don't you turn to hard drugs for a bit?

Yo. Te fuck are you doing here. Please show some respect on someone decisions

OP
I didn't ask to be born.
I do not know, I did not think about it at all. It simply does not seem interesting enough.

to be honest i only was there once, but in prague city it was easy to get in contact with the underground.

dont be a retard

I won't be. I promise. I have to prepare a testament to let my mother know how to bury me.

I just realized how absurd the last sentence sounds.

OP
this was me by the way

I love this song... so peaceful youtu.be/mLuPQfIZDSs

you know that shit is fucking bullshit right? You don't have to look like the guys in the top pictures to slay poon. You can't just blame everything on genetics. Retards. Fuck off with your bs.

Actually the truth is no one knows if there is an afterlife, so you can fuck right off. You're just as bad or probably even worse than those who say there is for certain an afterlife.

Change your mind before you do it

dothethingneedsdoing.com

beautiful :) how you did this?^^

jealous ?

of what? kids being born with better jawlines than me? sure, sometimes. then you grow up a little bit and realize it was never your jawline holding you back, but your actions, how you presented yourself. You have to learn to stop comparing yourself to others and just focus on yourself, or you're going to die miserable. There's always gunna be someone better looking. I know i took the bait but fuck someone has to say this shit on this depressing mid-washing board once in a while.

Oh look it's this thread again.

I swear to god Sup Forums should just autopost this image anytime the word "suicide" shows up in a post and just auto-lock it.

By the way we all know you're doing this for attention and you're not going to follow through.

ok high achiever. settle down

>i thinking about to kill myself.
At least you could use good grammar before you go. Fucking pleb.

The thread is almost as dead as mine, so I'm coming from here. Thank you all for your advice. Probably the last thing I write.
Thank you again, I really appreciate it.

Bye, M.

OP here, this is not me

OP here
My god... Autocorrect is so fucking annoying... fuck me. really... I'm exhausted

>Probably
implying we get to hear more whining.

OP here, not sure who that is, but the pic is sweet, I think I have a reason to live now

well it wasn't bait but eventhough your words doesn't change truth it still felt good. thanks man

OP here, none of these people are me. Still waiting for a satisfactory answer.

Stream it?

Jump off a really tall building

really? I do not know why you are impersonate me, but if you want to get this thread. go ahead. nah, It is after midnight here, and i'm tired.

OP here, these people are not me, ignore them please.

This is actually what I had in mind for myself - not OP but just another faggot who thinks it is his time to go.

are you going to do it already? stream that shit

No, I'm just not sure I can do it. I just need to vent about my problems I think.

no, there are stuff i want to finish before.
ha, you are actually make me smile. :) good one, but i will do it anyway

there is that japanese book about suicide, I read some shitty on line translation, it was quite informative.
but eh, don't kill yourself

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Please ignore this person, it is past midnight here, I am tired from everything in this thread. I need to sleep, I will wake up in a better mood however, thanks Sup Forums

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#notattachedtothisworld #gonnakillmyself #betterpostoninternetfirst
#specialsnowflake
But sure, I'll bait because I know a faggot like you probably has suicide spinning in his mind.
You know why you shoudn't do it? It's quite simple really. You were given a number of years in this random ass world. Your choices are simple, either explore, use this random gift of whatever to the fullest or skip right now to the end. Protip, both of these choices end the same. You are just choosing for no apparent reason to skip to the end. Tired? Nice man, a corpse can't be tired, but you can. You can also sleep wow! Amazing. You can walk around aimlesly for days. Ubelievable, I just listed a few of endless possibilities. Yw op.

If you were not pretended, you would know that the mornings are the worst. And there is no such thing as "better mood". But still, this your game is funny.

god, stop the whining, jesus

>both of these choices end the same
So everything is meaningless.

You not understanding how much suffer life is for me. In small village I barely have a male goat to have sex, not even a person. My only dream is to wake up in arms of strong, sexy man. It is not a life.

Duh, probably, but in one of these choices there is at least 50years of random shit. Hello? Anybody there? Plus you don't know, google astral projection, it is perhaps proof of an afterlife and a soul. I'm trying that out, spoopy stuff. Also there's a lot of things to find out online. Just at least google about everything, there are so many interesting and unknown things that most people don't know.

take sleeping pils but not enough to kill you
go in bath tub and turn on scalding hot water
wake up later when your skin is stuck to the bottom of the tub
peel yourself off, leaving your skin behind
die from bleeding out

post weiner?

nevermind, you said "quickly" not "fun"

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op here im dead now