They just fired me from my fucking job because 'I wasn't social enough'

They just fired me from my fucking job because 'I wasn't social enough'.

How do you beat up someone in a way that he is rendered unable to eat solid food again?

Some bitch as a reward

Opened palm strike up the chin
also been fired the same way, feelsbadman

And if ur flexible / coordinated enough, a kick to the chin would do better

probably just use a blunt weapon, like the back side of a crow bar or a lead pipe. try and catch a good piece of a bottom half of the skull, but not so good that they lose consciousness or causes brain damage. you want them to hurt, and you want them to have to go on living life normally with their debilitating injury
I'm with you OP, destroy capitalism one shattered mandible at a time. godspeed

If you're contemplating beating someone up for getting fired, then you have severe social issues, and are cringey as fuck!

oh you could also use a baseball bat, a wooden one that is, have to be more accurate with the strike though. probably the easiest thing to come by and the most inconspicuous thing to be carrying around in your car and/or on the streets with you.
you can just throw on a team baseball cap and say you're heading out to play a pickup game if you get questioned

>severe social issues, and are cringey as fuck!
you do realize we're on Sup Forums... right?

I second this

user knows, get a grip OP.

You're asking the internet you are not going to do anything

He fired me for not being social, which is foul in so many levels. Then when I complained with HR he denied the first claims and said he fired me because I dunno how to use SAP. I have been using SAP since 7 years ago...

I have a wife and a 2 y/o girl and we needed that money. Now my wife has to pay the rent, grocery and daycare while I find another job. She works as a clerk.

I will beat whoever put us in such situation only because 'I wasn't social'.

I got fired once from a job because I wasn't social enough. Dumbest thing I've ever heard. It was a warehouse job that required zero social skills. I worked hard, was never late, never missed a day of work and came in on my days off all the time because nearly all the other guys were methed out and unreliable.

Didn't matter though. I was told that I acted like I didn't want to be there because I didn't chat all day like a dumb woman. I was told that I obviously didn't appreciate my job and there were people "chomping at the bit" to get in there.

The guy who replaced me had no car and was an alcoholic. He lasted 2 weeks

That's honestly pretty rational. I mean, you're still gonna beat a guy, but y'know. I'd suggest making one last effort to score the job back and get the dumbass in trouble/fired before cracking his skull. Best of luck to you man, I hope you and your family can find the money you need.

I understand your anger but you really need to get your shit together, son. If you have a two year old girl, you should not beat someone up. You could get in serious trouble and who will care for your daugther if you are behind bars? Noone. You clearly are not ready to be a father yet so i highly advise you to grow up.

take a crowbar or somethin
go towards the fucker
slam the motherfuckin thing in his mouth like his head is a baseball ball
fucking profit

whos the porn star

>paying for daycare while I find another job
Or, ya know, you could watch your daughter yourself since you're not working. Also:
>get fired for being a misanthropic fuck
>response is to be even more of a misanthropic fuck
This is your opportunity to learn your lesson and experience some personal growth for your next job. Calm the fuck down and learn to play well with others. 40 hours a week is way too much time for everybody else to be miserable.

>Or, ya know, you could watch your daughter yourself since you're not working

Maybe he forgot you can search for a job while staying at home. But if he were to go to an interview while his wife was out then what?

Attorney here. It sounds like you have a case for wrongful termination.

Sauce pls

>anti-social tendencies
>immediately wants to respond with violence

Someone get this man a tiki torch!

eva notty ur welcome honey

>a case for wrongful termination.
No, he doesn't. He was a poor fit for the team. He was unable to cooperate with his colleagues in a meaningful and productive manner.

If I were you, and if you're set on doing this, I'd use my fists, no weapons. It's more personal so you get increased satisfaction and It's almost as pussy as firing someone for not being social as it is to attack someone unarmed (I'm assuming) with a weapon if they don't attack you first. As for the method; use the bottom of your palm as a ram, straight up into there nose as the initial blow. Put some real fucking power into it too, how you do the rest is your choice but you may not need to do anymore if you perform it right.

Former employer tried getting rid of me like that once. I made it absolutely clear that I was there to work and not fuck around like employer and other employees.
Stuck around for an additional 3 months before resigning.
>Pro tip: Don't work at a mall and don't work for fuck boys.

dont do shit, why? you cant support your family with money if you are in prison,