Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

What do?

Suddenly remember I need to take the garbage out.

Apologize and delete her hacked nudes...

Toss her a dollar and grab da buns

Grab her ass and then dry anal

Need her Nudes!

...

dry? not sure how that works

fuck feminists and bitches who de-erects my cock

Dry means dry.

Run like fuck coz I don't need a song made about me because I'd fuck her and dump her!

OMG OMG OMG I GET HER AUTOGRAPH

turn 360 and walk away

suckerpunch her in the teeth as hard as i can

stay 10 feet back or she might sue me for groping her

Ask her if she needs a beverage, tell her I know her secret and it's ok.

asking my queen why she has deleted her facebook and all tweets and shit

This is Sup Forums you stupid cunt, not /gif/. Anything goes here.

>This is Sup Forums
Right, you want

You're an absolute faggot

Put her back in the basement and invest in a better padlock

>bawwwww gib le pooorn
Come back in 7 years when you're 18.

Your complaining about someone wanting porn on the board full of traps, gays, furries and porn. Lots of porn. B won't change so don't bother.

>Your complaining about someone begging for porn and throwing a tantrum when they don't get their way
Fixed.

He is right though you are requesting porn you need to go to

I would probably wonder how the hell she got in, then realize I didn't lock my front door because I live in a good neighborhood. Hey girl.

R A P E

Ask her why she looks like a horse.

Make her show them tittays..

The fuck you doing in my house

Ask her if she wants to write a song together tbh.

Ask her what Maisie's vajoojoo smells like

>dry anal
Good luck with that virgin.

Have a drink with and talk about anything

bust out the n64 and proceed to play mario kart with her

while secretly wishing she likes me

you'd walk into her again you fucking retard....

MOON WALK

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