/heem/: fedor edition

/heem/: fedor edition

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>Fedor is in Lellator now.

Is he at least getting paid out, lads?
This breaks my heart.

Which fighters are in the last battalion?

he looks terrible

youtube.com/watch?v=5QDnLxmbJY4

bet the farm on mitrione

>tfw Fedor heems Mitrione

easy submission win for the emperor

That looks alright for a Heavyweight.

But even if it didn't, keep in mind that Bellator has been edging more and more towards WWE type of promotion.
You really think they'll let their biggest draw lose his first fight?

Is it an absolute cringe?
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Well, this one went off the rails for a while. First of all, I genuinely like Steven as a person, and although I might not agree with him about everything I think he's a good man. During the podcast we got into the subject of marijuana and by that time we (especially me) were quite a bit drunk and didn't exactly handle the conversation really well. Steven gets attacked online quite a bit, and it certainly wasn't my intention to have him on my show to argue with him. At the beginning of the show it seemed to me that we weren't being conversational as much as we were going off talking points so I suggested a few drinks as a social lubricant.
We disagreed about weed, and judging by my personal level of regret after his reaction I'm sure I fucked up. I take 100% responsibility for it going off the rails, and I'm truly sorry if it upset any of you that listened to it or watched it. We managed to pull it back together at the end, but of course the shitty parts are all you or I will focus on for a while.
My humblest and most heartfelt apologies. I do my best with these things but I, like all of us, am flawed.

>implying the UFC hasn't been full mandrama for years
>implying the UFC doesn't fix fights

It's cringy, but I kinda like it.
I'd rather they did this than pretend they're some serious worldwide sport on Fox Sports, like the UFC does.

>doubting the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory

disgusting desu senpai

They should match her up with Curran.

hnnng

This is an easy fight for Fedor. Mitrione lost to Brendan "The Nightmare" Schaub.

10/10 lellator marketing

this will go viral guaranteed

dam when she started looking like this

hmmmmmm

He always gets paid out. RIZIN gave him $2 Million to crush Jaideep. He never signed with the UFC because he always received better offers elsewhere.

How many millions of dollars do I have to have to date Gina Carano?

Coker was happy to let him get destroyed in Strikeforce. I don't see what the issue is?

>He never signed with the UFC because he always received better offers elsewhere

Or cause he knows he'd lose to #15

Yeah, bullshit. The division is a joke as it stands. Even at 40 I could see Fedor cracking the Top 10.

Which card is better Bellator or UFC?

>Even at 40 I could see Fedor cracking the Top 10.

I could see him getting knocked out by Arlovski

>tfw no edmund in Travis' corner to create beautiful memes

Source?

Kek, sure thing bud. Arlovski couldn't beat him when he was actually good, I doubt he'd do it now.

Anyone else betting on our boy Johny?

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>I'm coming for that title, you know what I mean? I beat Magny, I keep watching the fight over and over again, I beat him - know what I mean?

Did Rogan apologise?

I just hope he's getting on steroids again.

>Hendricks barely beats Lombard then gets popped and the fight is changed to a No Contest
you're right that would be hilarious

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Will he make it this time /heem/?

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He was just going for a shoot desu

Reminder that only reddit twerps like Dom.

He never roided.

What were you doing on reddit loser?

144 lbs

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Who is your least favorite UFC female competitor? Be honest. No trolling.

None, you weirdo

Reading news.

mcgregor

the mediocre floozy who flaunts her sexuality on social media to remain relevant

Only female fighter i watch fight is shevchenko and the non goblin looking polish chick, all others =WGAF

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GILF is your favorite porn genre, isn't it

Ronda, but she retired already. So I guess GDR is now biggest cunt in MMA.

t.196er

Heeminder that GdR did nuffin wrong and just tried to spice shit up

Holly didnt want to let her bang and she is solely responsible for the boring fight

There's a guy on here, pretty sure he's obese black person, he gets REALLY ANGRY when people say mean things about Cruz or Cormier.

Post your face when they announce GSP vs Anderson Silva for the MW interim belt.

Grow up.

This will never get old

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GDR, because she obvious reasons

Claudia because she has 0 finishes as a fucking black belt in the ufc

Pena, but that may change if she was humbled after getting her arm snapped.

Holly simply because of the noises she makes when she """"""""""""fights"""""""""""""""

Way too late.

Shut up, nerd.

Fedor is a overrated shit. Fabio Maldonado almost killed that chump.

>shitting your pants is now a TKO loss

yoel on pooicide watch

ARE WE PRETENDING ?

who is objectively your favorite female ufc fighter?

Meathead at -135 is a steal.

Dominic Cruz

he got submitted by brendan schaub

If you had to choose between fighting in Lellator or fighting in the UFC, which would you pick?

kek

So? Schaub is unironically top 3 heavyweight grappler of all time.

The UFC. I don't like fake shit.

Where are these dank cro cops from?

UFC I wouldn't want to headline for 50k

>mfw people thought Womynlei vs. Rousey was gonna be the fight of the millenium

>mfw oddsmakers were going to favor Ronda

>mfw Rogan's mouth was going to get foamy as he climaxed while describing Rousey's talent in the pre-fight intros

>mfw Dana was going to set up the afterparty for Ronda's victory 1 month in advance

>mfw we were actually going to witness the first death in the UFC; live on PPV.

Let that sink in.

what's the best fight this weekend unironically and literally?

Name one fighter you are positive never used steroids.

Brock Lesnar
He's a white boy and he's jacked

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Chris Avila

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Cormier,Roy Nelson,Black beast,and Yoelito

lads I'm thinking about joining one of those boxercise fusion gyms. They have one in my town that looks pretty legit. Basically there are hour long classes where everyone has a heavy bag and mimics the instructor while music plays. It seems like a good way to get my cardio up and blow off some steam after work.

Am I a faggot?

who wins michelle or rose

lol not sure if serious

Not a complete faggot, just marginally. Like an Alan Jouban

Yes you are a faggot. That reminds me of fitness bullshit gyms where chicks run on a treadmill together and listen to Katy Perry.

Wish Fedor would retire

really worried he'll get heem'd

Coker put $1,000,00 in Mitrione's pocket to throw it.
> Fedor wins by "totally not whiffed" haymaker KO in the 1st

he's fighting like 2 hours away from me, but i dont want to watch him get heemed

Off the top of your head, name a big Bellator main event which wasn't rigged.

Paige is a fucking meme. Rose will decision Waterman.

Did Dana and Ronda fuck?

none were rigged

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according to Dana's mom it is very likely

nice outfit and tats faggot

Yes, listen to Dana's talk at Stanford about business. He alluded to the fact that they "did business" when he saw her fight live pre-UFC. He scoffed it off because of word choice, but they definitely fucked or at least he got a blowjob.

Upcoming events:

2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson)

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>Todd Duffee off of UFC 209
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>Silva responds to critics after UFC 208 win
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>UFC, USADA to change anti-doping policy
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how come people make fun of cody garbrandts neck tat but not goobs?

>how come people make fun of cody garbrandts neck tat
nobody does ya dork