My wife and I are bored. Trips decides what we do tonight

My wife and I are bored. Trips decides what we do tonight.

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Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it.

i said trips faggot

Get a divorce

gtfo of Sup Forums

Close enough ?

Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it

shitpost on Sup Forums

make amateur porn and post it online

This

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2get

Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it.

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But in Sup Forums

Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it

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and this

OP here. keep going. going to run to the liquor store real quick. I'll be back to check on this in about 30 minutes lol

Make her stand in the corner and throw cheese slices at her.

start a 529 plan. utah or nyc.

if trips, you find the 20th m4mw ad on CL and let him come and fuck you both. no matter what he looks like.

poop in her anus

She pegs you.

post wife nudes

Murder mystery

Eat pizza and give here the nasty lickaroo

Bump (if trips, go to dinner with her and grab the waitresses tits in front of her)

Let her fist you post pics with timestamp

no timestamp pic
obvious bait

Murder, suicide

have her fuck your friend while you watch

Order a BBC bull escort for her pleasure

Grapefruit job

69 mutual anal fisting

you poop into her butthole and then she poops it back in your butthole, and you keep doing it with the same poop. forever.

Adopt a child, then leave it in a pedo beighborhood

Tell her you cheated and you can't tell her it's just
a prank until tomorrow.

Rolling for this one

this

reroll

Anal is always a great highlight

take peyote and slowly sneeze for 7 hours

Winrar!
Peyote is god

jack off to her baby pictures and leave the door ajar until she "discovers" you

Anal creampie and she farts the cum out

Find some dude on craigslist, she jerks him off all over her hands while you watch.

Cum on her tits then suck them

TRIPPS HERE

check em

Do a quick cam show for Sup Forums.

Wife I used to some years ago before kids. Shit ton of fun.

Don't delay the inevitable and get divorced then become a trap you fucking faggot.

take her on a date and get off of Sup Forums

if not, buy an eightball of blow and just fuck each other until it's gone. both the coke, and the spark of your marriage.

Tie her up and destroy her asshole

get a divorce

She gives you the strapon

Destroy it with your fist then a blunt object.. like a glass bottle.

drink a bottle of a laxative and whoever shits first has to wipe the other's ass

wait until she's sleeping, then just fucking drop off the grid for like 3 weeks, don't call her, don't message her, and then come back with a mustache and claim to be your "evil twin".

then fuck her ass and eat your nut out of it

OP here, just got back from the store. only person i know with peyote lives 3 hours from me.

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dead

so drive three hours and get it. i didn't get trips for nothing. it'll be a fun way to spend a saturday morning and afternoon

kidnap a random homeless from street and rape him =D imagination is required from both wife and you!

hellz nah.

ah, the old Indian Roulette

since no peyote lets see some tits then

let her get three knuckles into your pooper

reroll

why not

Anal sex

ok

You're gonna eat her poop, and she yours

make a snuff film. where she's the victor. then leak it

Anal

Waterboard her.

Hook his nuts up to a car battery.

this and
this

urethra stimulation with a chopstick

Masturbate to The Exorcist

Give her an Alabama Hot Pocket. Google it.

fart porn

play monopoly

Recreate the cakefarts video.

TRIPS!

...

I got this Op!

She receives anal. Doggy.

Right on

Hang urselfs

record and share here for proof

why not just do both of the trips in this thread at once

Here you go OP. This is what you have to do.

bestshockers.com/cake-farts/

this

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Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it.

Just don't get grapefruit juice in their eye