My wife and I are bored. Trips decides what we do tonight.
My wife and I are bored. Trips decides what we do tonight
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Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it.
i said trips faggot
Get a divorce
gtfo of Sup Forums
Close enough ?
Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it
shitpost on Sup Forums
make amateur porn and post it online
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Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it.
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Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it
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OP here. keep going. going to run to the liquor store real quick. I'll be back to check on this in about 30 minutes lol
Make her stand in the corner and throw cheese slices at her.
start a 529 plan. utah or nyc.
if trips, you find the 20th m4mw ad on CL and let him come and fuck you both. no matter what he looks like.
poop in her anus
She pegs you.
post wife nudes
Murder mystery
Eat pizza and give here the nasty lickaroo
Bump (if trips, go to dinner with her and grab the waitresses tits in front of her)
Let her fist you post pics with timestamp
no timestamp pic
obvious bait
Murder, suicide
have her fuck your friend while you watch
Order a BBC bull escort for her pleasure
Grapefruit job
69 mutual anal fisting
you poop into her butthole and then she poops it back in your butthole, and you keep doing it with the same poop. forever.
Adopt a child, then leave it in a pedo beighborhood
Tell her you cheated and you can't tell her it's just
a prank until tomorrow.
Rolling for this one
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Anal is always a great highlight
take peyote and slowly sneeze for 7 hours
Winrar!
Peyote is god
jack off to her baby pictures and leave the door ajar until she "discovers" you
Anal creampie and she farts the cum out
Find some dude on craigslist, she jerks him off all over her hands while you watch.
Cum on her tits then suck them
TRIPPS HERE
check em
Do a quick cam show for Sup Forums.
Wife I used to some years ago before kids. Shit ton of fun.
Don't delay the inevitable and get divorced then become a trap you fucking faggot.
take her on a date and get off of Sup Forums
if not, buy an eightball of blow and just fuck each other until it's gone. both the coke, and the spark of your marriage.
Tie her up and destroy her asshole
get a divorce
She gives you the strapon
Destroy it with your fist then a blunt object.. like a glass bottle.
drink a bottle of a laxative and whoever shits first has to wipe the other's ass
wait until she's sleeping, then just fucking drop off the grid for like 3 weeks, don't call her, don't message her, and then come back with a mustache and claim to be your "evil twin".
then fuck her ass and eat your nut out of it
OP here, just got back from the store. only person i know with peyote lives 3 hours from me.
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dead
so drive three hours and get it. i didn't get trips for nothing. it'll be a fun way to spend a saturday morning and afternoon
kidnap a random homeless from street and rape him =D imagination is required from both wife and you!
hellz nah.
ah, the old Indian Roulette
since no peyote lets see some tits then
let her get three knuckles into your pooper
reroll
why not
Anal sex
ok
You're gonna eat her poop, and she yours
make a snuff film. where she's the victor. then leak it
Anal
Waterboard her.
Hook his nuts up to a car battery.
this and
this
urethra stimulation with a chopstick
Masturbate to The Exorcist
Give her an Alabama Hot Pocket. Google it.
fart porn
play monopoly
Recreate the cakefarts video.
TRIPS!
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I got this Op!
She receives anal. Doggy.
Right on
Hang urselfs
record and share here for proof
why not just do both of the trips in this thread at once
Here you go OP. This is what you have to do.
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Buy a strap on and let her bang you with it.
Just don't get grapefruit juice in their eye