Awkward bread, the s/fur edition

Awkward bread, the s/fur edition

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Anthro is practically humans in costumes, so it's probably cool

Never ever lose sight of your goals. Or the urinal. things get messy real quick if you don't keep your eye on that MFer

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>humans in costumes
Umm no sweetie, that's exactly what anthro/furries AREKN'T

I'd slap you silly right now if typing w/ one paw waskn't difficult enough already

Take a good look at pic related. It's the comparative sizes of Dash (the male) and myself (the dragoness).

I maintain that this is the hottest shark ever

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Tits on a lizzard.

She have snek face, cakn't unsee

Top shelf keks.

NFA process also to be modernized, approximate wait to be down to one month for a Form 4 as an individual

Looks like an SBR and suppressor are closer than I thought

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>I'd slap you silly
Promises, promises

2sexy

heya 8
hope you're doing well tonight

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*teleports in front of you*

Hi
Not particularly. You?

Evening - you well?

Happy Friday at least?

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Uh, I just said no..

I'm sorry hon, I know you don't like talking about stuff here, but if you change your mind about that I'm always happy to lend an ear

I'm doing well enough, thanks

I know but it's the weekend at least.

Thought it might be a little encouraging

It's just not a great idea is all.
Did you figure out your sleep schedule?

Sounds shitty man, what's up?

Weekends are much much worse though.

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I like mama burrs more.

I prefer floofy tits anyway.

Heya, 8bit.

They are far more snuggly.

Just saw so never mind - hope things improve man.

It's still highly variable, but since I have few responsibilities I get along just fine

I'll be taking another crack at an anti-depressant regiment soon, so that'll probably straighten out any sleep difficulties

Oh...

well if you want to talk you know I'm here for ya

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Mama burrs are my favorite

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Hmm, I thought they tend to make you much more tired though? My mom once said I was always so tired as a kid after starting them. But I don't really remember that period.

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>*Papa burrs

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they do, but I mostly have problems with insomnia so that should be a boon

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No. I'm not a faggot like you.

Gotcha.

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That joke never gets funny

You would know about never being funny.

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>I'm bi
>no wait I'm gay
>haha boipucci I'm so fem
>I want to transition
>why doesn't anyone like me
>oh no wait now I just want an internet mistress
I don't really know where to start with that but you are by all measures a faggot

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It was either that or being a supermassive faggot. No need to ask which you choose

>those claw-paws
hngg

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shots fired.

It wasn't for you.

Your jealousy is showing.

SMBHs do look kinda gay.

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Just in case anyone's still confused about Dashes sexual orientation...

Looks like you chose both for me.

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You sure try hard to call put people's sexuality when they're comfortable with it. You should come out of the closet.

>Likes to suck dick
>Orientation confirmed.
You have clearly have a dizzying intellect.

Strange, quoting my pawst and all

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>conveniently placed name that could easily be done using MS Paint
>muh namesync hurr durr
Is it fun spewing lies out of your gangrene ass, you troglodyte?

Out.
Fucking nigger autocorrect.

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No, you're funny sometimes

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>Literally a porn dump thread
>This time talking about...
>This time...

I'm too depressed/bored to read all that shit, what did i miss.

>pawst
troglodyte
I kek'd

I really really like this picture

Awfully lot of pretense and games involved fur someone who's comfy w/ theirselves. Also, you already know I'm bi

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Dash and Dani are having a competition to see who the biggest fag is

That's about it

I'm off, y'all have a good night

To beer or not to beer

Night Sunshine

Well, atleast up until your pawst a guy sucking dick was considered gay so dokn't know...

Oh, the normal stuff, cool.

Meh, I guess.

Since when? You always said you were "straight".

>9/23/16
>A whole year ago
>Not knowing that one's sexuality is as fluid as the water in your tub and can change on a wim.
You're trying too hard.

Night

I am, if that matters at all.

Yep

>likes dick
>conclusive

Welp

I'm just saying it's not photoshopped. Nothing else.

Then beer time it is

Last bastard kat I've got

Here's another one

>Paint
Actually, I'd prolly just use Inspect Element and do another screencap