How does one, theoretically, pitch a show idea to Netflix?

How does one, theoretically, pitch a show idea to Netflix?

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Have the right connections or be someone's son

Ethnicity: Ashkenazi Jewish

Ask your rabbi

Will they settle for Austrian Jewish?

That's still Ashkenazi

You got their dynamics wrong. Julian is the leader, Ricky the idiot and Bubbles the nerdy voice of reason.

>implying ed isn't ricky
>implying eddy isn't julian
>implying edd isn't bubbles
0/3, strikeout.

Well why don't you fix it?

I have a Jewish uncle I've never met in the film industry, but I don't think I can rely on that.

you guys are really no help

You really are a Jew, aren't you?

Ask him how many boys he's fonddled whenever you get the chance.

He's married though

My great uncle was a successful actor in the 60's and 70's and still occasionally gets roles to this day, produced 3 documentaries, and he was NO help when I moved to LA to do sound and video editing .
Connections aren't always key anons

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So is Dan Schneider

Like that's an obstacle.

>uncle is an actor
>expecting him to have connections to get you a job as an editor

This is like trying to become a surgeon and complaining that your lawyer father's connections didn't help

Also who's your uncle

It's me asshole, leave my nephew alone, he's a good boy.

Ricky is literally Eddy tho. And both Ed and Bubbles are downsy as fuck. Muh kitties becomes muh chickens. Julian and Edd have their shit mostly together.

I diddled your nephew as a kid

I am my dad's son, he's someone

You are not you're dad's son, but your mother's son

I call bullshit!