Hi dad, I want to introduce my bf to you, Sergej Cykov. We will marry this summer!

>hi dad, I want to introduce my bf to you, Sergej Cykov. We will marry this summer!

how do you react Sup Forums

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the same if he was black/asian
no reaction

I'd be happy because there would be a good chance that my grandchildren won't grow up in an Arab-African country.

teach the lil nigga how to squat properly

I'd be ok with it if he was a decent law abiding person.

>heels not touching ground
That's not a real slav, he's probably western spy. Find a real man

die, heretic

Looking how this faggot squatting.
procede to hit him with a baseballbat and call kgb since i catch are western spy.

>how do you react Sup Forums
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>heels not on ground
I call FSB.

I go remove some kebab together to bond with my future son in law.

This. He's merely crouching.

Coming this summer....

I'd tell my daughter to check em

at least hes white you know

thats the best you can realistically hope for at this point

Poo... in... Loo! A documentary of kajeet's Indian space program.

>OK, son. Make sure the krokodil is clean.

tell him "cyka blyat" and go for a drink with him

A story on how a pile of shit made India a superpower.

Ok cool, but who the fuck are you?

Oi Blin, you like Lada? i had one once, was PIECE OF SHIT HA, i only joke i only joke, welcome to the family son

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edgy..

HEEEERE IS BORIS!

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says the slavshit

man, what is with the newfag shitposters today

-faint hardbass in the distance-

Kek'd

That picture reminded me of Jamiroquai. Is Jamiroquai singer a crypto-Slav?

>"Hello, son. Good to finally meet you.
>Let me show you around and introduce you to American culture, you should learn our ways and how we do things around here. First, you'll try our barbeque and when when we're all full we'll go out hunting. I have your gun ready"

Guy looks like petuh. Petuh is a pariah in Russian prison system, often offers passive homosexual services in exchange for tea, food and cigs.

why is Sup Forums so obsessed with what other people do? regarding sex specifically? why do you care with who your wife/daughter has/had sex. Why does that matter to you? If a black man is having sex with your wife, how does that affect you in any objective way? Is it some black magic? Do you feel his black cock telepathically?? I really don't understand why all of you cucks here are so obsessed with what other people do sexually.

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Fuck off slav cunt, go squat on Putins dick

Kek

>Sergej, if you want to marry my daughter: then show me your mightiest squat"

> black magic

kek

What the fuck, you have a name for prison's bitches. Great.

>Because slavs shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

>Do you feel his black cock telepathically??

lol BBC is transcendental now

If your daughter wants to marry a retarded gopnik, she's stupid. You raised a stupid daughter, you flat out didn't educate her well enough. That's entirely on you.

Cyka blat

Rush b cyka

>how do you react Sup Forums
I'll take a big fucking stick. Then I'll start beating little Sergej with it until he turns into either a doctor or a corpse.

exactly, So why do you keep posting?

holy shit that made my day

>in exchange for tea

The panic is palpable.

>gopnik
Is this the Russian equivalent of Bogans?

Why is he squatting on his toes?

His surname is Bitchev, he is a bitch. True slavs are not bitches

Shows his advanced technique.

>Cykov

>Sergej Cykov

thanks god, isn't a Ahmed !

Ahhhh nu chiki briki iv damke

He id Russian so I disown her.

before marry daughter you must bring me head of dozen kebab

>squats internally

let me merry your daughter, sir

cyka blyat

Very good, honey. But remember to go to Orthodox Church, make him get a good job and pray for your aunt. But most importantly: don't forget to remove kebab!

will you satisfied by ears? heads is harder to transport

holy shit my sides

That fagot is not sguating proparlŷ

I will not let my daughter marry she-man who cannot squat like real man.

>beer
Woman

it's a western spy

At least he's not a nigger.

At least he's not a nigger

>heels off the ground
Putting on a tracksuit doesn't make you slav,poseur.

Small time criminals,who primarily hang out in groups of 3-4,robbing passer-bys in shit neighbourhoods. Almost extinct nowadays,left only as a descriptive word for clinical morons.

>you make your father proud
>cheeki Breeki

Tell Putin he is homo, have him sent to Siberian forced labor camp to be worked to death.

>Implying id let my Polish genes be tarnished by Russians
>Implying my qt daughter wouldn't be with a nice Ukranian/Polish man

>heels not on ground
>western brand watch
>at least $150 name brand Tracksuit
>beer

Is not true gopnik, my daughter. Is capitalist Amerinaski spi

And replace him with whom,per chance?

Cyka

>Imperialist Capitalist want to kill this.

Where da white wiminz at eh ahmed?

post more cute slavettes

Ayy davay davay !

>you will never get robbed by a cute slav girl

why even live

Some bongs get caught up in the wrong crowd.

10/10

The only reason why Slavs are even somewhat liked now and everyone is trying to squat and looking like a bunch of fucking faggots because they're usually some fucking Turk trying to be cool. "Can i be slav senpai :3" No fuck off you sub-human filth and give back Constantinople

Russians drink more tea than the Bongs.

Girls like that will rip your hearth out

0/10

Baka how does it feel when kebab is deep up in your asscheeks? Why do you care when your daughter is raped? Why do you care when your family abandons ancient proven traditions?

talking from experience user ? cuz i've dealth with 3rd world trash and i can confirm that

>third world trash
>algerian
Sure you have dealt with a few.

Dkembe Lakundo-Mkamba an Ethiopian refugee so you bigots can fucking diversify yourselves

You can only marry my son if you bring me an SVD. I'll even pay for the wedding.

You can easily get Tigr-1,it's almost identical to the SVD,but legally it's a hunting rifle so you can get it unlike SVD,which is considered a military issue rifle here.

I will happy because its not shitskin or dindu

At least he's not a nigger, go ahead and marry the Slav I guess.

C'mon, teach him the way of the Slav

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HOW WILL I HEAT MY HOME?

Put on a track suit and grab a brew and squat on the curb and shoot the shit. Hopfully a pack of dindus comes by and we get into a drunken brawl.

if he's Russian I would tell them to gtfo.

In case if he's Ukrainian or Belarussian I would teach that guy how to use cutlery, toilet bowl and most necessary give him civilized clothing.

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Honey get my gun