Tfw receive SI swimsuit edition in the mail

>tfw receive SI swimsuit edition in the mail
>none of them are naked or being penetrated

What is the point of this?

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>still getting SI

JUST

Had to use my airline miles on something

Seriously what is the point of it?

I get the point of the Bodies Issue of ESPN the Magazine but not this.

>Why am I getting sexy images of girls in the mail

Something about "the brand"

But yeah
You can get free porn off of the internet
Why would you pay for nearly but not naked women?
Why isn't this a big deal among feminists?

>fridge upton
>sexy

women are hotter clothed, plus they are actual models instead of just washed up sex dolls

>straight fire

It's just frustrating. They are hot but these photoshopped pictures do nothing for my dick. In 2017 I need to see hot bitches get fucked on camera

>Swimsuit issue
>She isn't wearing a swimsuit

Really makes me think

>SI
I didn't even know that was still being published.

You can literally Google "blonde big tits" and find one as good looking or close enough getting drilled up the ass

no mystery there champ

Why would you need this shit?

That angle almost makes her hips not look square.

I disagree, OP, I thought the Aly Raisman set was worth fapping to

>This is a 10/10 in Burgerland

>Pictures of sexy women dressed in bikinis are designed exclusively for men

There's a reason they say the designer and price of the swimsuits. That shit's more for women than it is for men nowadays

Playboy is going to start showing baked bitches again. Subscribe to that.

Naked*

>Playboy is going to start showing baked bitches again
Nah that's High Times

jesus, at least the other fatty was good looking or at least better poses.

Ronda Rousey?

tamori!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Ni29g8Trs

>Simone Biles
wtf who that was a good idea? Probably they just wanted Raisman but the jew in her let biles come along

An-any more pics, just to make fun of her haha. She's so fat I bet her stomach is even bigger if we could see it haha

More

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HOT DAMN MY DICK

Fuck you traitor, MOAR

If she lost 30 pounds, that ass would get tore up

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>tfw you will never have your face smothered between her thicc, sand-coated thighs

why

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>body paint "swimsuit"
I hate this shit.

I'd let her eat my dick then i'd take her to McD's for whatever she wanted.

Uh uh, we going to Golden Coral tonight baby

>Encouraging cannibalism

You are one fucked up human being aren't you.

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>fapped to a fatty
>fapped to still pics
>fapped to clothed woman
>all in one go

It's like I'm 13 again. Neat.

it was like playboy for preteens

>swimsuit edition
>not wearing a swimsuit

They have to put fat chicks in these magazines now so retarded feminists will buy it. Normal guys just look at porn instead of this now.

Thank God because I've spent the last year not knowing where to find pictures of naked girls during the year of non-nude playboy.

Stop looking at sexualized images of women. You're fucking with your brain just like (((they))) want you too.

The nu-male epidemic in this country is strictly related to how much porn kids are watching these days.

I can't stop laughing at how hideous this picture is

>Not watching porn with your gf

You've never been laid have you?

shhh you're interrupting his memes

Has she always been a fridge? I swear there was a point where she at least looked like she had curves.

my test

>Watching porn with your gf
>"Yeah you faggots are so jelly that my gf fantasizes about other men! I even watch her get fucked off other guys sometimes, I say she can because that's just how alpha I am!"

Faggot goes to plebbit gets pumped with massive shot of many cuckpills, thinks he's alpha and changes - KEKOLD. Many such cases! Sad.

aren't you fantasizing of fucking the drugged up sluts on the vid?

eh whatever, don't care enough to get gf, or porn until i pump it out and close them out.

Funny. I love it when it involves Caro Wozniacki.

Eh it would look better if she had a real swimsuit on.

i can't stop laughing. these look like terrible photoshop.

I kinda like it. Nice change of pace from the stick thin 6ft models. I like a little variety.

>watching porn with your gf

This some cuck shit desu senpai

This

She always had huge tits and absolutely no hips.

MY DICCCCC

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>"STUNS!"
Umm, excuse me, stuns who? She didn't stun me. Did she "stun" the photographer? Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure you're not saying it to generate hype. As if that matters anyway. Here's a "stunning" idea, SI: don't tell me what I should find "stunning" or not. Same goes for all these other shitty websites that make these headlines that declare how we all should feel about something. It's not a good look my dudes.

Fucking disgusting

what did she mean by this

>put it inside filthy goy

seems lewd

>not posting the best one
>implying you aren't gay if you wouldn't fuck this

Beached whale

Gay
a
y

>watching porn with your gf

haha neck yourself, cuckold

>si thread
>no one has posted barbi pics

what did they mean by this?

Fats deserve to be shamed, sorry.

Kike girls always have such nice asses, naomi russel, abella danger, I need to find a jew girl with a nice ass

kek, i saw an entire box of this same issue bust open and pour out onto the floor today at work.

Hello where is the genie?

Fucking fatass landwhales are now ruining SI? What a goddamn tragedy.

They must be including them now to attract the nig demographic.

american moralism.
In yurop when female athletes or famous personalities decide to get naked and sexy they have the decency to show their nipples

keeeek

ugly manface and disgusting fat body.

kek

dubs confirms

gayest post itt

Is this in the magazine? Goddamn what a whore. Her parents must be proud.

need to see Upton BlACKED desu

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It's from before the porn age. Stop being underaged and enjoy tasteful models for once.

>putting landwhales in publications like this because muh body positivity
Getting sick of this meme
There is literally nothing wrong with acknowledging beauty standards exist for a reason and weren't just thought up by the patriarchy

For real. The Brazilian Playboy actually got one of those in the cover.

>none of them are naked or being penetrated
are you some sort of gross pedophile pervert?

>ywn be cleaning out the garage and find your older brother's hidden Hustler stash again
2005 was a glorious year ;_;

I still look forward to these desu. Just a habit from when I was younger.

Remember any girl can be whatever they want to be
Even if it's a profession which contributes nothing to society and her body type would typically invalidate their qualifications for said profession

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Why would they put a fridge on the cover?

I want to know why this gets such big coverage every year
It's so fucking stupid

muh dikk

One of the hottest models i've ever seen desu, though i don't like that photoshoot at all

Have you considered that you may just be low test and have shit taste? She is fine as hell