Whats a good pickup line Sup Forums?

Whats a good pickup line Sup Forums?
I will post responses

I see you like cats and dogs, does that mean your bi?

Do you have enough space for my seeds

possibly

this isnt clever at all cmon

Hey there, you got a nice mouth,mind if I blast a glob of semen in it?

Fuck Gaston and get with a real beast.

Could I interest you in a wine and dine M'lady? Ill be a proper chap and let you cuck me.

I sent this to her - awaiting response.

Post it

Am now invested. Your dick is my dick atm user.

Ever had sex on a camping trip?
It's fucking intents

#SayNoToWhiteBoys2K17

Ever given a blowjob to a shemale? Cause that's what I am

Am i the only one who feels annoyed by these kinda tryhard cocky sluts?

>Pooindaloo detected

Are you a gorilla exhibit? Because I wanna drop a baby in you

I'm using an internet thread on Sup Forums.org/b to get laid. Give me some pussy

You're so hot, that if you ate bread, you would poop toast.

actually have gotten quite a few good responses from it.

This

Better post response op

He's not getting one,he picked a shitty pick up line

"Ford"

They have a good pickup line...

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream,
Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily
I can make you scream

Something came in the mail today...DEEZ NUTS! HA!

So I've been running from these Egyptians dudes, because they're just total dicks, and I need to get past you, so do you kind if I part those legs?

Can i ring your Belle

Hey gurl I is drunk as skunk, got that big dick if you wana rape

pics or it didn't happen

The game.

show bob and vagne

Hi I'm op and I'm an unoriginal faggot,I'm going to steal someone else's creative pick up line in hopes this gets your attention, btw I'm beta as fuck ;p

Open boob

Then she makes you eat her shit

OP HERE *sorry fellas no reply yet ... i might need to make a new thread later?

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She's not gonna reply, you really think some 18 year old girl knows what beauty and the beast is?

What do you mean "makes"? More like lets

"Hey girl, are you a living organism? Cuz I wanna put my winkie inside you."