>ITT: Reasons why if you ain't Dutch you ain't much

>Sports:
>Skatesing
>Darting
>Football
>Womanhockey
>Swimming
>Turning
>Horsedresser, fourspan and jumpsport
>Ass shooting
>K1
>Judo
>Did I mention turning?
>Surfing
>Rallysport
>Dakar rally (trucks)
>Solar racing
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>Technique and trade:
>Building dykes, technique and maintenance
>Bridges and slushies
>Baggering
>Water maintenance and recycling
>Moving large buildings/objects (50 tons and more)
>Biketechnique, biketraffic technique.
>Finsec (some of the largest banks in the world are Dutch, the dutch financial sector is world renowned because of its' efficience.
>Oil and gas (shell)
>Flowertrade and exports(55% of all flowers go through The Hollandlands)
- Feedthrough and overslap harbor (Rotterdam, Shiphole)
>Honourable mansions for the best electricity web and best interweb
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>Entertainment
>Classic music such as Andre Rio
>Dance music (12 of the best DJs in the world are from The Netherlands)
>Painters Rembrandt van Rijn, Vincent van Gogh, Johannes Vermeer etc)
>Television (We invent worldwide used formats)
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>Fooding
>Beers (Heineken but also different special beers)
>Cheese
>Cook happen
>Jeans hanging

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Fucking disgusting country. Most degenerate place I've been to, and I've been to Japan.

It's a shame that such a beautiful country is completely ruined by "refugees"

I actually like the way Dutch sounds too.

It's a shame that our country is so small.

If we were the size of a france or germany we would probably have become a top 5 world power

>tfw this is your PM

We would also share in Germany and France's immigrant crisis right now, our size and irrelevance is our strength.
This is why Geert will win next year right after Trump and we will build a wall around Amsterdam and Rotterdam.

Should have told William III to have children and assassinated Anne.

We need to turn the Randstad into our own version of Atlantis with a twist.
>sink it and make stories about it
>never go looking for it

but it isn't

btw all of you are welfare queens

This is for the best senpai, we can claim Vlaanderen to make up for the lost ground

>K1

>Dutch

...

>sports
No basketball or football world cup trophy >>>> not sport relevance at all.

Neverlands

It's where we defeated the SP's little helpers all at once.

Anschluss!

Fuck off Spain, you're just sad you couldn't beat such a tiny country.

>Move here in November from shit tier southern country
>All the girls are sluts/racemixers, very hot though
>Pay 0% in taxes for 3 years
>Get 350€/month in benefits between rent and health assistance
>Find myself a 19yo blond dutch qt 3.14
>She contributes nothing to society with her shitty sociology degree
>still gets 1200€/mo from the gov to "study"

Yes this is a glorious country indeed!

>Zuid

Kut op kankerkebab

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based weebnesto

lol i'm christian european (and don't speak Dutch).
Man i have like 100 stories of how cucked this country and the men are, it's really embarrassing... The weed and the girls are great though

Mag ik een kroket?

What if we just sink it, then cover it with sand and build on top of it from there?
That way we can keep it as our Atlantis.
"Papa, where's the fabled city of Amsterdam?"
"Somewhere in the north sea, darling. Certainly not beneath the sand mountains"

Then fuck off back to where you came from if you think this country sucks you welfare leeching mong.

My ancestor left around 1620 to New Netherlands

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its pretty sweet being around nothing but Dutch people most of the week.

K A N K E R

We need more back here

An entire country filled with drug addicts

No dude you misunderstood me, I think this place is great. Never earned so much while doing so little and getting so much pussy on the side. I mostly wonder how guys went from being a proud colonialist country that ruled vast lands and people despite being pretty small to being 100% cucked. You have any clues?

I'm too lazy to check, but I'm pretty sure the US has more drug addicts per capita than The Netherlands.

You're all awkward lanklets

pretty much

Holland is verloren neger.. The things that made us great are lost to legend.

Like New Londor, but New Flevo?

All those disgusting Dark worshippers drowned in the salt waters of Poseidon?

I'm for it

Trump gaat niet winnen en wilders is een jood.. jij bent kankerdom vriend, ga van /pol, je zet ons land voor gek. Amsterdam en Rotterdam moeten branden.

Because all of Europe is getting cucked by Germany.

>Geert gaat niet winnen
Gebasseerd op wat?
>Wilders is een Jood
Dan weet hij wat nodig is stormknakworst.

>Je zet ons land voor gek
M-muh trotse Arische afkomst ;_;

>/pol

How to join Chiraq dutchies

If you think a wall will stop the poz you are wrong.
the poz is already within you.
return to your roots Christian.

>Go to Chicago Suburbs
>Find a Christian Reformed Church
Congratulations 85% of the people within 5 miles of you are dutch

Please stop these threads
Our power is irrelevance
We need to make sure we stay irrelevant
Only trough irrelevance can we:
Lead a tech revolution
Purge muzzies
Be the sneaky jew

>Return to your roots
>Christian
My roots are Pagan friend, Christianity destroyed my roots.

Fuck yes build a wall around rotterdam and amsterdam and fill it with water. Once the dead niggers sink we have two awesome water bassins!

Most of Sup Forums seems to think Christianization of Europe was pretty. It was as much of a (cultural) invasion as what we're looking at now.

>My roots are Pagan
How far back are you going?
certainly farther back than the west indies trading company.

>Classic music such as Andre Rio
kek

>Be the sneaky jew
dutch history is basically being opportunistic jews. Its interesting that such a small cunt wasnt stomped into the ground by either the brits, french, or germans.

You forgot one: an unhealthy obsession with tulips.

Exactly why no-one should notice us
Our Jewry would become obvious otherwise

>dutch
>"""""""""people"""""""""

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